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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.
Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.
However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade 
I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do? |
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"I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.
Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.
However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade
I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MrBrownNose rather than eyes...."
 
Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....
I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.
Get off your high horses!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not on a high horse!
I don't know why you think you need sympathy for sticking your nose into shitty knickers though
I find the whole thing mildly amusing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "
Lmfao  you sir win the Internet...
... wait a minute, what did you say *barf* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MrBrownNose rather than eyes....
Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....
I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.
Get off your high horses!!! "
No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"MrBrownNose rather than eyes....
Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....
I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.
Get off your high horses!!! "
I'm on a Shetland Pony.
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.
Get off your high horses!!! "
Not that I'm going to write on the Internet!
What did you expect? Sympathy? Counselling? Offers of unsoiled undercrackers from the suitably moistened ladies of the forum? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
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Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"MrBrownNose rather than eyes....
Wow again, not one vote of sympathy....
I bet all of you lot have done your fair share of lurid (morally wrong) things.
Get off your high horses!!!
I'm on a Shetland Pony.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, whilst you were looking to rifle through her dirty Knicks, she was in your bathroom using your toothbrush to clean her claggy arse. "
Did she have the good manners to rinse the brush after??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back "
That probably says more about you than the reactions that you are getting |
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back "
Christ... I'd quit while you're ahead then! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back "
If it involves shit please keep it to yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back "
Please tell |
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back
Please tell "
Yes, please share what worse things you've done. Your OP made me chuckle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That probably says more about you than the reactions that you are getting"
Calm down geezer, geezus
And going on the reactions from my mild story of woe, I won't be regaling anyone with any further stories.
Goodnight all, thanks all for making me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back
Christ... I'd quit while you're ahead then!
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He's not ahead lol. In fairness best laugh I've had in ages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back "
Here's a shovel - keep digging! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back "
Just quit while you're behind.
And for gods sake step away from the keyboard.
If I found a lodger going through any of my personal propery I'd throw them out in the street. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any thought of sniffing was abruptly brought to an end by those god awful shit stains!
And yes the thought had crossed my mind that it was done on purpose... Certainly worked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the plus side, at least you didn't find a wounded mouse in the crotch
I can't even guess what that means.
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Good. You wouldn't appreciate it Lickety |
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"I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.
Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.
However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade
I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do? "
. Trust is a a very important part of life . No one should even be considering looking through someone elses laundry basket , yet alone posting the details on a public form. These items were in a laundry basket waiting to be washed . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she was really dumb putting them in the laundry basket in the first place, surely everyone knows heavily soiled underwear should be put in a bucket of hot water to soak overnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"she was really dumb putting them in the laundry basket in the first place, surely everyone knows heavily soiled underwear should be put in a bucket of hot water to soak overnight "
Just leave it to dry then work it off with some fine sandpaper. |
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No one's on a high horse. If your story is true, it shows a total lack of respect to your landlady both by the actions and the post.
Christ, I thought what I had done was quite tame! It certainly isn't the worst thing I've done behind someone's back
Just quit while you're behind.
And for gods sake step away from the keyboard.
If I found a lodger going through any of my personal propery I'd throw them out in the street."
. The best reply I have read on this issue . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse certainly has "
Re: Pat69drive
I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.
I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should of wrapped them round your todger OP, sweet corn would of given s ribbed effect
Urban dictionary calls this a 'Green Giant' "
I fucking love the Internet! |
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I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.
I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that... "
Hi. I prefer to stick to the rules and also respect other people's privacy. I am not quite sure how breaking rules can make life more interesting . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse certainly has
Re: Pat69drive
I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.
I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that... "
Involving innocent people to get yourself off isn't a good thing.
It's creepy and disrespectful. |
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"Well this thread has taken a turd for the worse certainly has
Re: Pat69drive
I get it BTW, invasion of privacy, blah blah blah... Wouldn't life be boring if we stuck to the rules all the time.
I know when I'm on my death bed I've got a lot to look back on and laugh about. Will be nodding my head saying, yep did that, did that... "
I hope on my death bed one of my proudest memories isn't 'oh yeah remember that time I stole a pair of skiddy kecks from my unsuspecting landlady to slobber over!'
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"If I didn't think this was a huge wind up I'd worry. Looking back on rifling through laundry on your death bed lol "
. I was thinking the same . Is this post just a wind up? How many rational people would admit to going through someone else's laundry basket?. And then publish it on the internet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My god, some of you are so prudish!
Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."
A website for swingers.....
Not shitty knicker sniffers  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"My god, some of you are so prudish!
Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."
Yes, but we are consenting; I doubt she expected you to go through her undies. |
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"My god, some of you are so prudish!
Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."
I'm a total deviant.
I don't believe in stealing and I'm not into scat.
That doesn't make me prudish. |
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I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do? "
Just console yourself with the knowledge that whenever she sees you, something about you makes her shit herself.
I'm not sure that's a good thing, but hope it helps.
Mr ddc |
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I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?
Just console yourself with the knowledge that whenever she sees you, something about you makes her shit herself.
I'm not sure that's a good thing, but hope it helps.
Mr ddc"
This thread is so hilarious I have text Mr law to stop working and read it ... thanks guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My god, some of you are so prudish!
Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."
You do make me laugh and I truly hope your winding us up.
Can I just say though it may be a swingers site but some of us have our limits... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do?
Just console yourself with the knowledge that whenever she sees you, something about you makes her shit herself.
I'm not sure that's a good thing, but hope it helps.
Mr ddc"
Thanks Mr Ddc  |
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"A website for swingers.....
Not shitty knicker sniffers
I never got to sniff them though
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Please no, my mind is starting to go again ... visual image is one thing, don't want any other senses involved .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cheek of the man
Maybe he did it for the crack
But it's left a stain on his character
He only wants the slate to be wiped clean now"
I can't think of a punny replies... Only crap ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy "
You tell me to grow up and yet your username is 'HarleyQuimm'. A play on words? Or another purple hypocrite on their soap box?
I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I may make sure all my knickers go into wash bin the same as his land ladies now
Give any secret knicker sniffers that may be around a little surprise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might start saving jizz in a container, wait for it to go hard, then grate it into some knickers - send the knickers to a laundry place and then sleep soundly knowing someone is potentially sniffing my cock sand
Wonder if it would make you sneeze like when you get dust up your nose. |
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"I stay in lodgings whilst working away on shift. My landlady is nice, about 15 years my senior so the age I would make a beeline for.
Anyway because I am a filthy perv, one day whilst she was out I looked through her dirty clothes basket for a pair of used knickers, so I could take a good whiff of the crotch.
However, imagine my shock when after finding said panties, discovering the backside area was covered in the worst thickest skid marks ever! That put a quick end to that little escapade
I can't get the image of shitty knickers out of my head. What should I do? . Trust is a a very important part of life . No one should even be considering looking through someone elses laundry basket , yet alone posting the details on a public form. These items were in a laundry basket waiting to be washed . "
No shit sherlock.
Watson...."But it was shit sherlock". |
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"I might start saving jizz in a container, wait for it to go hard, then grate it into some knickers - send the knickers to a laundry place and then sleep soundly knowing someone is potentially sniffing my cock sand
Wonder if it would make you sneeze like when you get dust up your nose."
Seasonal Rhinitis or semen Rhinitis? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy
You tell me to grow up and yet your username is 'HarleyQuimm'. A play on words? Or another purple hypocrite on their soap box?
I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture "
Digging through anyone else's laundry basket, their underwear drawer or their personal possessions, without their knowledge is not, in any way, respectful.
I can't believe you thought you'd get anything other than the response you have.
Way to show yourself up as having no knowledge of or respect for appropriate limits and boundaries.
It'll probably make many wonder what other limits and boundaries you'd think it okay to ignore.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, try growing up and respecting other people's privacy
You tell me to grow up and yet your username is 'HarleyQuimm'. A play on words? Or another purple hypocrite on their soap box?
I am quite respectful thank you very much. When I saw they were soiled. I never went through with my venture "
Because my user name indicates my invasion of another person's privacy, amirite? |
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"My god, some of you are so prudish!
Considering that we are all on a website for swinging, smacks of hypocrisy."
. It might be a swinging website but the normal rules of behaviour still apply . That includes respecting peoples privacy , manners , respect and consideration for other people . |
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