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What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you at a meet?
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over a year ago
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I have bitten a guy's cock accidentally once before for picking me up without warning and trying to tip me upside down while I was giving him a BJ
This weekend I was playing with a bondage candle and the wick fell out while I was holding it and dripping wax over someone
Almost caught him alight   |
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"Failure to produce an erection in a public play room at a club.
There were extenuating circumstances, but the audience didn't know that. 
All was well a little later."
That's gotta be the worst but you're not alone. |
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Knocked on the wrong house.
Almost choked a man to death when I pissed in his mouth. I was kneeling over his face,he breathed in as I squeezed out.
Made a bit of a gouge along a man's chest with my stiletto as I changed position. Poor sod was almost crying. |
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"Knocked on the wrong house.
Almost choked a man to death when I pissed in his mouth. I was kneeling over his face,he breathed in as I squeezed out.
Made a bit of a gouge along a man's chest with my stiletto as I changed position. Poor sod was almost crying. "
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"Failure to produce an erection in a public play room at a club.
There were extenuating circumstances, but the audience didn't know that.
All was well a little later."
That's nothing to be ashamed of! We aren't all porn stars. |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me "
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me. |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me. "
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "
What a prick |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club
What a prick"
Bloody prick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club
What a prick
Bloody prick "
He'd have been the one needing a tampon or two for the burst nose I'd have left him with! What a knob. |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club
What a prick
Bloody prick
He'd have been the one needing a tampon or two for the burst nose I'd have left him with! What a knob."
Well personally I think it was rather rude of you to not tell mother to wait until the very respectful gentleman had finished!!!
It amazes me the reaction some people have to these things and in fairness my understanding is a large percentage of ladies are hornier during their period or around that time. So carry on and enjoy in my opinion |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me. "
I had this but was too embarrassed to say so here. Not a period as I dont have them, it was more like spilt rose wine, I was mortified, he was ok with it, It was after foreplay so I wondered if he was a bit rough with me but it happens. Ended the meet though, he said he would take me home. |
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Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops |
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"Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops"
haha now that's proper comedy moment... |
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"Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops"
That would of cracked me up |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "
OMG what a wuss!! Id of said something about not thinking he penis would reach that far! |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "
Men can be fucking vile. I'm really sorry this happened to you  |
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"Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops"
Imagining that slap has brightened my morning thank you.
It's great when you can laugh a mistake off. There's a fine line between disastrous and hilarious (fun) sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't really get embarrassed - the usual fanny farts if ive had enough air pumped into me  - I do get foot cramps a lot but just shift position - often have to get up for a noseblow as I seem to always get a runny nose when I get hot and steamy - have lost pants in a club but that's no biggy - so no ive missed out on the embarrassing stuff ....................so far |
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"getting cramp !!! giggle s o very un becoming and uber unsexy "
this reminded me it happened to a guy during sex, ended the meet, which tbh I was glad for as when I turned up, he didnt exactly match his profile. Scruffy individual and hadnt even changed the sheets, but I went ahead anyway as im nice like that, fabulous flat though |
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"getting cramp !!! giggle s o very un becoming and uber unsexy
this reminded me it happened to a guy during sex, ended the meet, which tbh I was glad for as when I turned up, he didnt exactly match his profile. Scruffy individual and hadnt even changed the sheets, but I went ahead anyway as im nice like that, fabulous flat though "
Euuww Nothing as unsexy as scruffy and duurty.
I would have made a sharp exit. |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club
What a prick
Bloody prick
He'd have been the one needing a tampon or two for the burst nose I'd have left him with! What a knob."
Call me strange but I've always found it a turn on |
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"Coming on my period mid shag
Wasn't so much the fact it happened it was his reaction to it, I just wanted the floor to open up and kill me
I had some unexpected bleeding once,he didn't bat an eyelid; he just put a towel under me.
Mine was in a club, not only did he flip out calling me a dirty bitch telling me I shouldn't have come to the club etc
He then proceeded to tell other people in the club "
It's a poor soldier who can't fight through a bit of blood. |
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A group scene on the round table in Chams. One wonderfully greedy lady wanted several of us to cum on her body but I must have been too excited cos missed and shot the bloke the other side of her. He got really angry, even asking to "take it outside". |
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"getting cramp !!! giggle s o very un becoming and uber unsexy
this reminded me it happened to a guy during sex, ended the meet, which tbh I was glad for as when I turned up, he didnt exactly match his profile. Scruffy individual and hadnt even changed the sheets, but I went ahead anyway as im nice like that, fabulous flat though
Euuww Nothing as unsexy as scruffy and duurty.
I would have made a sharp exit."
He was clean but the sheets were slept in not even made the bed but I guess I was just too nice back then. Im still nice but a bit more choosy now, lesson learnt |
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"Wardrobe malfunction, I was with a female at the time just in missionary position and my right 'falsie' fell from my bra and hit her in the face. 1 1/2 kg of silicone in the face makes quite a slap sound ooops"
bloody brilliant lmao |
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"I've had a new very embarrassing moment, fortunately with my FB but embarrassing nonetheless.
As he entered me, missionary with my bum only just on the edge of the sofa. He lifts me into position and I fart right into his face. Romantic it certainly was not "
There was a thread recently by a guy who found women farting during sex a real turn on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Three of us.
Got locked in back of our car forgot to take child locks off and car alarm went off as I climbed over front seat.
So much for being discreet!! |
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We arranged to meet a couple at a club. We were all staying there so arranged we would go to their room and all walk down the stairs together to the club!
I was wearing a corset and tutu skirt with no underwear and high heels.....I fell down the stairs and landed with my bare bum in the air |
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Not a fab meet but I was staying at my mates house... Her, her bf, the bf's friend and me went out drinking and the bf's friend and I were both sleeping on the top floor (separate rooms - at least for the first two nights)... We got home, all very d*unk... The friend and I decided it would be a good idea to share a bed that night. I turned the light off before getting undressed.. One thing led to another and he was a bit rough. Woke up in the morning to find the bed covered in blood... Hand prints of blood too! I was mortified and then had to tell my friend what happened and ask for clean sheets. The guy then fucked off and I've not heard from him since!! |
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"Knocked on the wrong house.
Almost choked a man to death when I pissed in his mouth. I was kneeling over his face,he breathed in as I squeezed out.
Made a bit of a gouge along a man's chest with my stiletto as I changed position. Poor sod was almost crying. "
I was crying reading that lol! It was like, I don't know, you know when someone talks about toothache and you kinda start feeling it?
Ouch!!! |
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t with a woman in her early 50's on my first profile here.
When I arrived at her house mid afternoon her friend had called in for a coffee, had to sit with the 2 of them passing the time of day for 20 mins, awkward but pleasant.
When she left we went upstairs and about 15 mins in her son walked in to the house to take her out for lunch, I had to sit silently on her bed waiting for her to get rid of him, she ended up leaving with him and I had to let myself out!
saw a picture it him in the way out, big scary looking fella!
Went back a few days later, afternoon of my life! |
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