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"just wondering what ye ladies would classify as small cock wise."
If I have to get the tweezers out under the magnifying glass.
Is it fat like a small bean can ?
I'd say short in length is anything under 5"
And too slim is anything like a birthday cake candle. Church candles are okay |
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I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock. |
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock. "
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands 
-Courtney |
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney"
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends! |
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!"
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!"
I have tiny hands.
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!"
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over. "
I get what you're saying... But it does happen to women. Usually in relation to our breasts. Are they melons? The size of a baseball? How about a tennis ball?
It isn't one sided by any means. And judging on prior posts on the size of women's breasts, it seems to go over just fine.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over.
I get what you're saying... But it does happen to women. Usually in relation to our breasts. Are they melons? The size of a baseball? How about a tennis ball?
It isn't one sided by any means. And judging on prior posts on the size of women's breasts, it seems to go over just fine.
-Courtney"
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney"
If we're using hands... Isn't that just for guys that are hung like horses... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over. "
The men would get just as much backlash as I do when I say I only like big dicks. The guys that don't have big dicks will take offence the same as the women with slack fannies will take offence to a guy saying he only likes tight fannies.
I'm a size queen and probably in the minority, most women aren't bothered about penis size so my opinion really doesn't matter. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over. "
The guy asked the question in the first place though. It wasn't started by a woman.
A lot of men are obsessed with their cock, yes, but I honestly think you perpetuate a lot of that yourselves.
I usually answer these threads by pointing out that a large percentage of women aren't that fussed about cock size. I said on here that the OP is almost certainly the one most concerned about it.
Should we have refused to answer the question?
Incidentally, I've never seen a woman post to ask anyone to ask what is a large/small/average size fanny, or make a rate my fanny post.
Most women that I know don't send numerous fanny pics with messages or have nothing but close up fanny shots on their profiles.
Men in general need very little help obsessing about their penises. You mostly do perfectly well without women saying anything at all.
I've seen quite a few posts critical of cocks on here, for various reasons, but, even though some women admittedly prefer a particular size, (and some prefer smaller to larger), I rarely see a woman criticise a man for the size of his cock.
The vast majority of the time, men start cock size threads, not women. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over.
The men would get just as much backlash as I do when I say I only like big dicks. The guys that don't have big dicks will take offence the same as the women with slack fannies will take offence to a guy saying he only likes tight fannies.
I'm a size queen and probably in the minority, most women aren't bothered about penis size so my opinion really doesn't matter. "
It does to you. You no more have to justify or defend your preferences than does anyone else.
It's usually the guys that start the size threads and then the women get the grief when they don't say what some want to hear.
We make men obsessed with their cocks? Do me a favour! As you said, loads of women simply don't worry that much about it. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over.
The men would get just as much backlash as I do when I say I only like big dicks. The guys that don't have big dicks will take offence the same as the women with slack fannies will take offence to a guy saying he only likes tight fannies.
I'm a size queen and probably in the minority, most women aren't bothered about penis size so my opinion really doesn't matter. "
I don't think most people will take offence to anybody preferences. I don't have the worlds largest penis, but I really couldn't care less if a huge cock is a womans preference, I just probably wouldn't message them (for sex, anyway, I message people all manner of random shit when I don't want to/can't meet them..) if they specifically stared they wanted a we bloke.
I honestly don't think most people care as much as the vocal minroity about this stuff. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I like to be able to do one potato two potato, then remove my hand from the base of the penis and go for 3 potato and still have a bit of cock sticking out.
I'd say anything under two potatoes is a small cock.
That might be the oddest measuring system I've ever heard of. We could start measuring dicks in potatoes like they measure horses in hands
-Courtney
Haha, I already use this system when describing guys to my friends!
I do wonder if men were to judge women's fannies in such a way would it be OK.
If I posted a comment saying if I can fit x number of fingers, whole hand,can I clap etc.. Relating to the size of a vagina.
I can guarantee I would get lambasted and abused for it.
And women wonder why us guy's are obsessed with the size of our cocks?
It's hardly surprising is it?
Sorry rant over.
The men would get just as much backlash as I do when I say I only like big dicks. The guys that don't have big dicks will take offence the same as the women with slack fannies will take offence to a guy saying he only likes tight fannies.
I'm a size queen and probably in the minority, most women aren't bothered about penis size so my opinion really doesn't matter.
I don't think most people will take offence to anybody preferences. I don't have the worlds largest penis, but I really couldn't care less if a huge cock is a womans preference, I just probably wouldn't message them (for sex, anyway, I message people all manner of random shit when I don't want to/can't meet them..) if they specifically stared they wanted a we bloke.
I honestly don't think most people care as much as the vocal minroity about this stuff. "
I'm quite vocal about not caring that much about cock size. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"And also: I'm loving the "I wouldn't know, I've got a massive cock - lol" posts.
Sublety at its finest, gentlemen. "
And yet, you rarely see women bragging about their huge fanny.
*head scratching smiley* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And also: I'm loving the "I wouldn't know, I've got a massive cock - lol" posts.
Sublety at its finest, gentlemen.
And yet, you rarely see women bragging about their huge fanny.
*head scratching smiley*"
Be a little fair, though. Women brag about their big boobs all the time.
-Courtney |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"And also: I'm loving the "I wouldn't know, I've got a massive cock - lol" posts.
Sublety at its finest, gentlemen.
And yet, you rarely see women bragging about their huge fanny.
*head scratching smiley*
Be a little fair, though. Women brag about their big boobs all the time.
-Courtney"
They do indeed. I don't really get that either though. Mine are an absolute nuisance and I've considered a reduction sooo many times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just going of how it looks,
A Man who is 6'2 and has a 5 inch one it would look small but a Man who is 5'5 with the same size cock would look big,
One of the few benefits of me being small with a average size one, It can look bigger to the observer
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just going of how it looks,
A Man who is 6'2 and has a 5 inch one it would look small but a Man who is 5'5 with the same size cock would look big,
One of the few benefits of me being small with a average size one, It can look bigger to the observer
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I think your fine in that department Scrummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just going of how it looks,
A Man who is 6'2 and has a 5 inch one it would look small but a Man who is 5'5 with the same size cock would look big,
One of the few benefits of me being small with a average size one, It can look bigger to the observer
I think your fine in that department Scrummy "
I would only like to add a few inches to my height,
And to the girth if it didn't involve going under the knife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I circle my thumb and forefinger around it and the tips meet, it's small 
i hope u have small hands lol
Longish fingers "
I can verify that... Longish fingers and man palms...
Suffice to say, I kept my pants on throughout the ordeal! |
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"If I circle my thumb and forefinger around it and the tips meet, it's small
i hope u have small hands lol
Longish fingers
I can verify that... Longish fingers and man palms...
Suffice to say, I kept my pants on throughout the ordeal! "
Man palms!!cheeky I've had lady, soft palms |
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