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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was reported that a d*unken fight broke out at a village fete between a blind football team and morris dancers.

Can't............stop.............laughing

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

This appeared last year in the local paper:

Woman dressed as vagina stops street fight between penis and man in Glastonbury

Read more: http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html#ixzz3j3r1YNGb

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Almost as good as the headline (which I can't find) about

Local Witches Gather Put Hex On Car Vandals

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It was reported that a d*unken fight broke out at a village fete between a blind football team and morris dancers.

Can't............stop.............laughing"

You do know it's a hoax ?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't care, the irony tickled me.

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Somebody possibly playing on the fact that the ball that blind footballers use has a bell in it