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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre? "

Tea with milk and 3 please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre? "

Or coffee even

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

coffee please 2 sugars

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

Tea with milk and 3 please x"

Certainly biscuit?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

Tea with milk and 3 please x

Certainly biscuit? "

Of course, what you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"coffee please 2 sugars "

2 but surely you're sweet enough

*Passes sick bag*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

Tea with milk and 3 please x

Certainly biscuit?

Of course, what you got?"

Choccy digestives, milk or plain?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

Tea with milk and 3 please x

Certainly biscuit?

Of course, what you got?

Choccy digestives, milk or plain?"

Milk please

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"coffee please 2 sugars

2 but surely you're sweet enough

*Passes sick bag* "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"coffee please 2 sugars

2 but surely you're sweet enough

*Passes sick bag* "

oh you flatterer you .....girlie giggles

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house "

I thought you might have an apprentice x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x"

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better "

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am "

Hello Pez

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Been waiting for my coffee in part 3, but you've all buggered off here

Ah well, coffee, blue top, 1 sugar please and a couple of choccie hobnobs

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?"

Not even close

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Been waiting for my coffee in part 3, but you've all buggered off here

Ah well, coffee, blue top, 1 sugar please and a couple of choccie hobnobs "

The boss has choc digestives

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close "

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

Tea with milk and 3 please x

Certainly biscuit?

Of course, what you got?

Choccy digestives, milk or plain?

Milk please"

Certainly

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Stop....brew time?

Tea or coffre?

Tea with milk and 3 please x

Certainly biscuit?

Of course, what you got?

Choccy digestives, milk or plain?

Milk please

Certainly "

Thanks lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"coffee please 2 sugars

2 but surely you're sweet enough

*Passes sick bag* oh you flatterer you .....girlie giggles "

He he

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house "

Separated at birth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did someone mention coffee?

Milky with 4 sugars please

Need to keep awake for just a few more hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am "

Good evening Mr. Pez

Welcome to Team Nocturnal fellow night worker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been waiting for my coffee in part 3, but you've all buggered off here

Ah well, coffee, blue top, 1 sugar please and a couple of choccie hobnobs "

I'll put it in the microwave it went cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Been waiting for my coffee in part 3, but you've all buggered off here

Ah well, coffee, blue top, 1 sugar please and a couple of choccie hobnobs

The boss has choc digestives "

The emphasis should be on HAD not has

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x"

Just seen it will return 1 tomorrow...... evil grin mwhahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did someone mention coffee?

Milky with 4 sugars please

Need to keep awake for just a few more hours "

Four sugars Yeah that should keep you awake...till Tuesday

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Been waiting for my coffee in part 3, but you've all buggered off here

Ah well, coffee, blue top, 1 sugar please and a couple of choccie hobnobs

The boss has choc digestives "

At the end of the day, a biscuit is a biscuit and they all end up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am

Good evening Mr. Pez

Welcome to Team Nocturnal fellow night worker "

Thank you for the welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

night everyone xx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x

Just seen it will return 1 tomorrow...... evil grin mwhahaha "

Should I be worried?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"night everyone xx"

Night night Miss S xx

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

Separated at birth? "

They do say impersonation is the highest form of flattery but can't say I see it myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"night everyone xx

Night night Miss S xx"

night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am

Good evening Mr. Pez

Welcome to Team Nocturnal fellow night worker

Thank you for the welcome "

Funny old time to finish 4am, what time you start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"night everyone xx"

Nighty night Ms. Seductive filthy dreams x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"night everyone xx

Nighty night Ms. Seductive filthy dreams x x "

very x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

Separated at birth?

They do say impersonation is the highest form of flattery but can't say I see it myself "

There is only one Bladey

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x

Just seen it will return 1 tomorrow...... evil grin mwhahaha

Should I be worried? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"night everyone xx

Nighty night Ms. Seductive filthy dreams x x very x"

Oooh you little tinker you.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x

Just seen it will return 1 tomorrow...... evil grin mwhahaha

Should I be worried?

"

It's at a funny angle, that halo of yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am

Good evening Mr. Pez

Welcome to Team Nocturnal fellow night worker

Thank you for the welcome

Funny old time to finish 4am, what time you start?"

1am for a trip to Gatwick airport

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

Separated at birth?

They do say impersonation is the highest form of flattery but can't say I see it myself

There is only one Bladey "

To right. Even i couldn't handle 2 of me. Fuck that

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

Separated at birth?

They do say impersonation is the highest form of flattery but can't say I see it myself

There is only one Bladey

To right. Even i couldn't handle 2 of me. Fuck that "

The world probably couldn't lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x

Just seen it will return 1 tomorrow...... evil grin mwhahaha

Should I be worried?

It's at a funny angle, that halo of yours "

It's my horns

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

Separated at birth?

They do say impersonation is the highest form of flattery but can't say I see it myself

There is only one Bladey

To right. Even i couldn't handle 2 of me. Fuck that

The world probably couldn't lol"

Think it would probably end

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning forumites!

Still up and working until 4am

Good evening Mr. Pez

Welcome to Team Nocturnal fellow night worker

Thank you for the welcome

Funny old time to finish 4am, what time you start?

1am for a trip to Gatwick airport"

Ah right that's not too bad then , I do 9pm to 7am

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

I thought you might have an apprentice x

Hmmmmm I'll just get my gun or maybe just get dan to show him his tackle that might work better

has the grey green tinge gone from your cheeks yet?

Not even close

Oh dear, hope you like your veri x

Just seen it will return 1 tomorrow...... evil grin mwhahaha

Should I be worried?

It's at a funny angle, that halo of yours

It's my horns "

Hahhahahahahahahahahaha

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Right I'm being dragged off again. God its a hard life. Latersssss

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have been made aware there is an imposter in the house

Separated at birth?

They do say impersonation is the highest form of flattery but can't say I see it myself

There is only one Bladey

To right. Even i couldn't handle 2 of me. Fuck that

The world probably couldn't lol

Think it would probably end "

FFS it would be Bladey who causes the apocalypse.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Right I'm being dragged off again. God its a hard life. Latersssss"

Laters, have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right I'm being dragged off again. God its a hard life. Latersssss"

Laters potatoes

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Right I'm being dragged off again. God its a hard life. Latersssss

Laters potatoes "

He's such a whinge bucket lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

Next door's cat is creeping me out

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

Anyone still here? Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wandered off to have a think, and now I'm back.

I have been wondering about the JayDee meet in November and I think it would be better if I took my name off the list.

As far as I can tell, I am over (in some instances a long way over) the age limit of every woman likely to attend.

While I would enjoy meeting you all, I don't want to end up being Grandpa Gooseberry as all the youngsters have fun.

I'll let you know for sure later in the week, but I wanted to let you know my thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone still here? Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooo?"

Just nipped to loo

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I wandered off to have a think, and now I'm back.

I have been wondering about the JayDee meet in November and I think it would be better if I took my name off the list.

As far as I can tell, I am over (in some instances a long way over) the age limit of every woman likely to attend.

While I would enjoy meeting you all, I don't want to end up being Grandpa Gooseberry as all the youngsters have fun.

I'll let you know for sure later in the week, but I wanted to let you know my thoughts."

1) It's not a closed event, so there will be other people there.

2) We would all be sad not to see you there as we would love to get to know you and properly put a face to a name so to speak.

3) You never know what might happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wandered off to have a think, and now I'm back.

I have been wondering about the JayDee meet in November and I think it would be better if I took my name off the list.

As far as I can tell, I am over (in some instances a long way over) the age limit of every woman likely to attend.

While I would enjoy meeting you all, I don't want to end up being Grandpa Gooseberry as all the youngsters have fun.

I'll let you know for sure later in the week, but I wanted to let you know my thoughts."

You'd be more than welcome Happy and it's a normal club night so there would be other people there

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I wandered off to have a think, and now I'm back.

I have been wondering about the JayDee meet in November and I think it would be better if I took my name off the list.

As far as I can tell, I am over (in some instances a long way over) the age limit of every woman likely to attend.

While I would enjoy meeting you all, I don't want to end up being Grandpa Gooseberry as all the youngsters have fun.

I'll let you know for sure later in the week, but I wanted to let you know my thoughts.

You'd be more than welcome Happy and it's a normal club night so there would be other people there "

I agree with Dan

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?"

We are all meeting up at Jaydees on Saturday 7th November, anyone is welcome to join us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?"

Its a social at Jaydees on 7th November for those that post on here to put names to faces. You'd be more than welcome to attend

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

We are all meeting up at Jaydees on Saturday 7th November, anyone is welcome to join us. "

Theme is sexy secretaries and bosses

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?"

We have the same dress lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

We have the same dress lol"

which one? I've too many

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x"

You've posted so that's good enough for me

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x"

Come anyway

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

We have the same dress lol

which one? I've too many "

Fishnet with black bands! From loveh!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

We have the same dress lol

which one? I've too many

Fishnet with black bands! From loveh!"

I'll fab the one i mean

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

We have the same dress lol

which one? I've too many

Fishnet with black bands! From loveh!"

ah yes, know which one you mean. I'm a LH addict! Surprisingly I bought it and didn't get it for free!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me "

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"what's this social, or is it for the nocturnal buddies?

We have the same dress lol

which one? I've too many

Fishnet with black bands! From loveh!

ah yes, know which one you mean. I'm a LH addict! Surprisingly I bought it and didn't get it for free! "

It seems to be a popular outfit with the men at Jaydees

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though."

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wandered off to have a think, and now I'm back.

I have been wondering about the JayDee meet in November and I think it would be better if I took my name off the list.

As far as I can tell, I am over (in some instances a long way over) the age limit of every woman likely to attend.

While I would enjoy meeting you all, I don't want to end up being Grandpa Gooseberry as all the youngsters have fun.

I'll let you know for sure later in the week, but I wanted to let you know my thoughts.

1) It's not a closed event, so there will be other people there.

2) We would all be sad not to see you there as we would love to get to know you and properly put a face to a name so to speak.

3) You never know what might happen."

I appreciate the response, but:......

1) How many of the other people are likely to be in the same age range as yourselves? Why should they be more likely to play with me than people who know me online?

2) That's not a good reason for me. You can look at my avatar and read my posts.

3) "what might" is one thing, but "what is most probable" concerns me.

I am not a naturally sociable party animal, so the idea of butting in on strangers bothers me. You are not strangers, but you want people younger than me.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry "

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though."

Well the offers there Purring, would love to see everyone come down

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I wandered off to have a think, and now I'm back.

I have been wondering about the JayDee meet in November and I think it would be better if I took my name off the list.

As far as I can tell, I am over (in some instances a long way over) the age limit of every woman likely to attend.

While I would enjoy meeting you all, I don't want to end up being Grandpa Gooseberry as all the youngsters have fun.

I'll let you know for sure later in the week, but I wanted to let you know my thoughts.

1) It's not a closed event, so there will be other people there.

2) We would all be sad not to see you there as we would love to get to know you and properly put a face to a name so to speak.

3) You never know what might happen.

I appreciate the response, but:......

1) How many of the other people are likely to be in the same age range as yourselves? Why should they be more likely to play with me than people who know me online?

2) That's not a good reason for me. You can look at my avatar and read my posts.

3) "what might" is one thing, but "what is most probable" concerns me.

I am not a naturally sociable party animal, so the idea of butting in on strangers bothers me. You are not strangers, but you want people younger than me."

In my experiences, there's a range of ages that go to Jaydees. In fact younger women are more unsual. Everyone has different types, and while you might not be for me, you would be for other people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter."

Ow shit that sounds very painful

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter."

Ah bugger, I'm guessing boredom is an issue. Do you go on the forums a lot?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"

but you want people younger than me."

Not true. I've been with older guys, as always had a thing for them. From 58 to 72. My current playmate of 8 years is 65. I had got to know the guys, had a laugh and banter with them, which I then became attracted to them.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter.

Ow shit that sounds very painful "

Very painful. On 3 lots of morphine just so I can sleep, then 70 other tablets a day for all my other medical issues and chemo once a week.

I can manage to get to a club if my PA/carer takes me. How sad is that for a woman my age.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Everyone has different types, and while you might not be for me, you would be for other people."

It's amazing how many people tell me that (out of those who reply to messages!).

If/when I manage to meet someone and get verified, I will ask her/them to come to Jaydees with me. If not, I'm stuffed anyway - no verification = no admission!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter.

Ah bugger, I'm guessing boredom is an issue. Do you go on the forums a lot?"

Oh yes, boredom is a biatch, but I like my own company.

I spend most of my time on the LH forums and pop in and out of these, I don't post threads though like I used to, just comment or lurk on them and perv hunky men and gorgeous women and T-girls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter.

Ow shit that sounds very painful

Very painful. On 3 lots of morphine just so I can sleep, then 70 other tablets a day for all my other medical issues and chemo once a week.

I can manage to get to a club if my PA/carer takes me. How sad is that for a woman my age."

Not sad it's great that you can still try and live a normal life and have fun while dealing with all that. Can't be easy, hats off to you

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"

comment or lurk on them and perv hunky men and gorgeous women and T-girls."

That's kind of how I ended up commenting and meeting some roll callees lol.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh? "

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh? "

Don't feel embarrassed ill health can happy to anyone at least you're trying to make the best of your situation and do something about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Everyone has different types, and while you might not be for me, you would be for other people.

It's amazing how many people tell me that (out of those who reply to messages!).

If/when I manage to meet someone and get verified, I will ask her/them to come to Jaydees with me. If not, I'm stuffed anyway - no verification = no admission!"

Can always cam to get a veri happy

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x"

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Don't feel embarrassed ill health can happy to anyone at least you're trying to make the best of your situation and do something about it "

indeed, I had everything I could wish for at one point. It's amazing how quick life can change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew."

It's whatever you feel comfortable with I guess

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew."

Fair enough, subject change is in order then.

Funny fab messages?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter.

Ow shit that sounds very painful

Very painful. On 3 lots of morphine just so I can sleep, then 70 other tablets a day for all my other medical issues and chemo once a week.

I can manage to get to a club if my PA/carer takes me. How sad is that for a woman my age."

If you are up to it, go! Your verifications show that you enjoy clubs and it would be good for you.

I am concerned that you say you are putting on weight - you have to nag your GP to get you a better dietitian.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew.

Fair enough, subject change is in order then.

Funny fab messages?"

rarely get funny messages, more of the cringe worthy types or illegal requests

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Don't feel embarrassed ill health can happy to anyone at least you're trying to make the best of your situation and do something about it

indeed, I had everything I could wish for at one point. It's amazing how quick life can change."

Oh definitely, my ex sister law got Leukemia 3 years ago and it turned her world and the families life upside down but she fought back and beat it and was given the all clear 5 months ago. Positive attitude although sometimes hard to maintain it is key.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew.

Fair enough, subject change is in order then.

Funny fab messages?

rarely get funny messages, more of the cringe worthy types or illegal requests "

Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"I'd love to go to Jaydees, but don't think I contribute enough to the threads to warrant joining you all.

Hope you all have a Fab evening though x

You've posted so that's good enough for me

Maybe if I contribute more and by some miracle I can walk again. I do want to go at some point though.

Walk again? That sounds serious. Are you ok? Sorry not trying to pry

Totally can't sit, stand or walk and my neurosurgeon is reluctant to operate, as I've had 2 spinal surgeries in the past 2 years. So I'm left as a bedbound cripple, in this day and age, getting fatter and fatter.

Ow shit that sounds very painful

Very painful. On 3 lots of morphine just so I can sleep, then 70 other tablets a day for all my other medical issues and chemo once a week.

I can manage to get to a club if my PA/carer takes me. How sad is that for a woman my age.

If you are up to it, go! Your verifications show that you enjoy clubs and it would be good for you.

I am concerned that you say you are putting on weight - you have to nag your GP to get you a better dietitian.

"

that was when I was well enough to attend clubs, apart from my most recent veri's where my carer had to come with me, to help me get around.

Seen GP and dieticians numerous times and they keep telling me the same thing, that my other health problems need to be dealt with first and to take my thyroxin daily, not when I feel like it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Everyone has different types, and while you might not be for me, you would be for other people.

It's amazing how many people tell me that (out of those who reply to messages!).

If/when I manage to meet someone and get verified, I will ask her/them to come to Jaydees with me. If not, I'm stuffed anyway - no verification = no admission!

Can always cam to get a veri happy "

My laptop doesn't have a lens and I don't use skype etc so I never bought a webcam. Sorry guys, I'm not going to buy a webcam just so I can use it once! (cheapskate!!)

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Don't feel embarrassed ill health can happy to anyone at least you're trying to make the best of your situation and do something about it

indeed, I had everything I could wish for at one point. It's amazing how quick life can change.

Oh definitely, my ex sister law got Leukemia 3 years ago and it turned her world and the families life upside down but she fought back and beat it and was given the all clear 5 months ago. Positive attitude although sometimes hard to maintain it is key."

good to hear your sis beat it

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew.

Fair enough, subject change is in order then.

Funny fab messages?

rarely get funny messages, more of the cringe worthy types or illegal requests

Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol"

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect "

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"sorry, I never tell people what's up, unless I know them. I'm rather ashamed and embarrassed now

Thanks Daniel.

Thank god for sex toys huh?

Indeed thank god for toys.

Please don't feel embarassed, I would never want someone to feel uncomfortable. x

it's just not my style to tell people on here, only LH, but that has a much smaller community.

I've met one or two other posters at different events, but more of the daytime crew.

Fair enough, subject change is in order then.

Funny fab messages?

rarely get funny messages, more of the cringe worthy types or illegal requests

Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect "

Beats mine by far lol

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When are you coming to The Attic again PP? I've not been since I last saw you there, although me & Voddy were going to go when she stopped over recently we never made it

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!"

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"When are you coming to The Attic again PP? I've not been since I last saw you there, although me & Voddy were going to go when she stopped over recently we never made it "

I'd love to go back if I ever get my spine fixed. I've not been since last October.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat? "

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat? "

Ewww now that's extreme

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name "

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When are you coming to The Attic again PP? I've not been since I last saw you there, although me & Voddy were going to go when she stopped over recently we never made it

I'd love to go back if I ever get my spine fixed. I've not been since last October."

Well let's hope that happens soon, it would be lovely to see you again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week! "

Careful! You might be contacted by someone who'd enjoy that!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme"

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious! "

That is quite amusing

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week!

Careful! You might be contacted by someone who'd enjoy that! "

oh shit, that's true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 sugars?? You'll rot your teeth, you know! Haha!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week!

Careful! You might be contacted by someone who'd enjoy that!

oh shit, that's true "

At least that would alleviate the boredom for a bit lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week!

Careful! You might be contacted by someone who'd enjoy that!

oh shit, that's true

At least that would alleviate the boredom for a bit lol"

think I'd rather be bored than have oddballs messaging me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious! "

Whatever floats your goat I guess

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week!

Careful! You might be contacted by someone who'd enjoy that!

oh shit, that's true

At least that would alleviate the boredom for a bit lol

think I'd rather be bored than have oddballs messaging me! "

Good point

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious!

Whatever floats your goat I guess "

I thought you'd got locked in the loo or something lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

People like that ought to be locked up - they give us regular perves a bad name

I'd settle for stringing them up by the balls hand letting them hang from the ceiling for a week!

Careful! You might be contacted by someone who'd enjoy that!

oh shit, that's true

At least that would alleviate the boredom for a bit lol"

Yes - we could spend a few happy hours devising tortures that these b*stards wouldn't enjoy! (Oh God - please don't let me descend to their level of depravity)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"3 sugars?? You'll rot your teeth, you know! Haha!"

Good evening Mr. Fritzel

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious!

Whatever floats your goat I guess "

my bewbies are staying at home! He wats to be my feeder too, as I'm too slim! Free food is very appealing, but by golly, I'm fat enough as it is!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious!

Whatever floats your goat I guess

my bewbies are staying at home! He wats to be my feeder too, as I'm too slim! Free food is very appealing, but by golly, I'm fat enough as it is! "

If he's desperate to feed someone then he could always feed the homeless

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious!

Whatever floats your goat I guess

my bewbies are staying at home! He wats to be my feeder too, as I'm too slim! Free food is very appealing, but by golly, I'm fat enough as it is!

If he's desperate to feed someone then he could always feed the homeless "

fantastic, I'll tell him this when we next speak!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, you lovely people, it's time for me to wander off and catch a bit of sleep before my son wakes up.

Happy hugz for the ladies and man-hugs for the men.

G'night all, - see you on the flip side.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Funny haha or funny peculiar works lol

One guy wanted me to give him a wank with sandpaper and was deadly serious. Then wanted me to trample on his balls in 6 inch heels and was insistent That I had to weigh over 15 stone, so he could get the best effect

I think he must be related to the weirdo who messaged me yesterday! He wanted to know if he could stroke my dog while giving me a bj!

at least that's rather tame, I've had far too many dog requests! Made the mistake of replying to a guy, saying I didn't like dogs too much, after being bitten with one, so he said how about a cat?

Ewww now that's extreme

another guy who I've met once, wants to take me to a cows barn to see my "udders" milked from a machine. I just find that hilarious!

Whatever floats your goat I guess

my bewbies are staying at home! He wats to be my feeder too, as I'm too slim! Free food is very appealing, but by golly, I'm fat enough as it is!

If he's desperate to feed someone then he could always feed the homeless

fantastic, I'll tell him this when we next speak!"

Brilliant

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Well, you lovely people, it's time for me to wander off and catch a bit of sleep before my son wakes up.

Happy hugz for the ladies and man-hugs for the men.

G'night all, - see you on the flip side."

Good night Mr H

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm definitely getting tired. I read the note at the bottom of my post:

Delete message text (delete only available to you for the next couple of minutes)

This removes the message text and replaces with a "Deleted" message

I misread this as "replaces with a "DEMENTED" message" - and I wondered if I was!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"I'm definitely getting tired. I read the note at the bottom of my post:

Delete message text (delete only available to you for the next couple of minutes)

This removes the message text and replaces with a "Deleted" message

I misread this as "replaces with a "DEMENTED" message" - and I wondered if I was! "

sweet dreams x

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wonders in with teas coffees n sponge cake

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Wonders in with teas coffees n sponge cake"

perfect timing _oddy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wonders in with teas coffees n sponge cake"

Voddy, nooooo! I'm just off to bed!

I can't have cake now - the crumbs will get stuck in my jim-jams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well, you lovely people, it's time for me to wander off and catch a bit of sleep before my son wakes up.

Happy hugz for the ladies and man-hugs for the men.

G'night all, - see you on the flip side."

Nighty night Happy filthy dreams and catch you laters

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wonders in with teas coffees n sponge cake"

Bless you

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Your welcome xxx.been a funny night

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Your welcome xxx.been a funny night"

how come?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Did someone mention cake

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Did someone mention cake "

Sponge actually lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your welcome xxx.been a funny night"

Was going to say where have you been?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Your welcome xxx.been a funny night

how come?"

my ones that are normally good have been bell happy and vice versa

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Your welcome xxx.been a funny night

how come? my ones that are normally good have been bell happy and vice versa"

ah ok.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Did someone mention cake

Sponge actually lol"

Well I'm not fussy when it comes to nocturnal nibbles

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Your welcome xxx.been a funny night

Was going to say where have you been?"

been sitting on the side keeping me mouth shut cant get into truble then

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Plus I must admit perving the boss who my workmat says phoar hes well fit stop blushing dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your welcome xxx.been a funny night

Was going to say where have you been?been sitting on the side keeping me mouth shut cant get into truble then"

Sounds like you've had a fun night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening _oddy

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By *uppy ConquerorMan  over a year ago

dundee

morning

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"morning "

That word is illegal lol, good evening lol

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ello mr hot xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello mr hot xx"

How's _oddy tonight

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

pops back in for a slice of cake if any going spare?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Tired mr hot hows urself

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"pops back in for a slice of cake if any going spare?"
hot choc with sprinkles ms purry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"morning "

Good evening Duppy

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *uppy ConquerorMan  over a year ago

dundee


"morning

That word is illegal lol, good evening lol"

trying to convince myself it's still Sunday

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

morning every one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Plus I must admit perving the boss who my workmat says phoar hes well fit stop blushing dan"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"morning every one"

Good evening to you both

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you guys working or lurking tonight?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

Right everyone, my head is dropping so I'm off to stretch out in my bed. The space is going to be interesting lol. Filthy, sweet or pleasant dreams when you get to your beds. If you've just got up good luck with your Mondays xxxxxxxxx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"pops back in for a slice of cake if any going spare? hot choc with sprinkles ms purry"

yes please x

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Right everyone, my head is dropping so I'm off to stretch out in my bed. The space is going to be interesting lol. Filthy, sweet or pleasant dreams when you get to your beds. If you've just got up good luck with your Mondays xxxxxxxxx"

Goodnight, was nice to chat x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right everyone, my head is dropping so I'm off to stretch out in my bed. The space is going to be interesting lol. Filthy, sweet or pleasant dreams when you get to your beds. If you've just got up good luck with your Mondays xxxxxxxxx"

Nighty night chick filthy dreams, least you've got more room tonight x x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Right everyone, my head is dropping so I'm off to stretch out in my bed. The space is going to be interesting lol. Filthy, sweet or pleasant dreams when you get to your beds. If you've just got up good luck with your Mondays xxxxxxxxx

Goodnight, was nice to chat x"

you too. nice to meet you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently there are only 5 people on the site right now what's the ratio of women to men !!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Right everyone, my head is dropping so I'm off to stretch out in my bed. The space is going to be interesting lol. Filthy, sweet or pleasant dreams when you get to your beds. If you've just got up good luck with your Mondays xxxxxxxxx

Nighty night chick filthy dreams, least you've got more room tonight x x "

it's gonna feel weird x x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"pops back in for a slice of cake if any going spare? hot choc with sprinkles ms purry

yes please x"

Thanks for the sponge Voddy, it was delish x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning stretchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's morning thread time so no part 5

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