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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think it's time to replace rude acronyms with polite alternatives. LOL can remain as it is inoffensive.

To start off, I propose the following:

WTF becomes WOE (what on earth?)

FFS becomes GGM (goodness gracious me)

Put your thinking caps on and let's clean up texting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it's time to replace rude acronyms with polite alternatives. LOL can remain as it is inoffensive.

To start off, I propose the following:

WTF becomes WOE (what on earth?)

FFS becomes GGM (goodness gracious me)

Put your thinking caps on and let's clean up texting!

I like you intentions but GTFO.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

*shuts potty mouth*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like you intentions but GTFO."

Surely you mean KGE (kindly go elsewhere).

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

What about dirty talk?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

PC - poppycock

OIS = Oh, I say

GG = good grief

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GG ... Good gravy

Htb. Heavens to bettsy

Lol spiffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about dirty talk?

Fuck, yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like you intentions but GTFO.

Surely you mean KGE (kindly go elsewhere).

IWBLIYLTPI (it would be lovely if you left the premises immediately).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never in my life uttered the phrase "goodness gracious me." What do you take me for, FFS?

-Courtney

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

GB Gordon Bennett

Om oh my

DG dear God

Like this idea happy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CTLST - Check this leg spreaded tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spiffing idea old chap but I can't see it catching on with these whippersnappers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Her. IANMATM

Him. GTTB

Her Y.S.

Him NTWOG.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spiffing idea old chap but I can't see it catching on with these whippersnappers

I know, but if they don't like it they will just have to POOMP (perform osculation on my posterior) !

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

AABYH - awa' an bile yer heid

MN - 'mon now...

GP - gie's peace

SWN - shilpit wee nyaff

GS - glaikit sumpfh

The Scots language has a vast array of superb put downs. These are but a few.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you next Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PMSL 'Piss myself laughing'

becomes

IUIMUDTAUBOM 'Involuntarily urinate in my undergarments due to an unexpected bout of mirth'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"AABYH - awa' an bile yer heid

MN - 'mon now...

GP - gie's peace

SWN - shilpit wee nyaff

GS - glaikit sumpfh

The Scots language has a vast array of superb put downs. These are but a few. "

GTF

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"AABYH - awa' an bile yer heid

MN - 'mon now...

GP - gie's peace

SWN - shilpit wee nyaff

GS - glaikit sumpfh

The Scots language has a vast array of superb put downs. These are but a few. "

You see, my idea was a stroke of genius. Not only can we clean up texting we can bring the vast treasury of language and regional dialect to the masses!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"See you next Tuesday?"

C.U.N.T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF replaced with IDUTS. I don’t understand the situation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ISLIDUTQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spiffing idea old chap but I can't see it catching on with these whippersnappers

I know, but if they don't like it they will just have to POOMP (perform osculation on my posterior) !

Hahaha I need to find the dictionary...

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

H M Holy Moly

EMBWYMALOIP - Excuse me but would you mind awfully leaving one in peace

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

MIDYAWARHP May I distend your anus with a red hot poker

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