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Saying something stupid without thinking.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Went through the drive through at mcdonalds and the missus wanted them cheese melts. Without thinking I said to the lady at the orderpoint, some cheesey balls please! lol  |
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Whilst on a phone call one day I was giving my reference so I said to the girl, my reference is Y for wanky.
You could tell tell where my mind was.. Y for Yankee not wankee.
We both laughed bout it thankfully  |
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I had a hankering all morning one day for a McDonald sausage & egg mcmuffin, got to McDonald's only to find the queue out the door. I go to one of the burger vans instead and ask for a sausage & egg mcmuffin, I ly to get the piss taken out of me for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a 'do' where we booked a band, who were a four piece singing group, two males two females. Imagine Abba with formaldehyde and Grecian 2000.
I (he) don't smoke but was outside with the smokers getting some air, and we started talking about the band, who were so abysmal it was actually entertaining. So I started slagging them off making extremely witty comments on them (cough), and saw people's faces had a sort of awkward look about them. I thought to myself 'bollocks, be just my luck the band is stood behind me'.
I looked, and yep, they were stood behind me in their strangely black wigs having a tab. They had to have heard every word lol. Oops. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not me being stupid,someone else. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese meal at a McDonalds drive through and the voice came back "With cheese?""
Try ordering any burger "on its own" and guarantee they will ask "anything else?" - it would be on its fecking own then would it |
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Yeah...as a naieve 17yr old I offered to 'toss' my colleague for the priveledge of doing some work that came in at the last minute. He said if I wanted it that much I could have it. Got teased for ages and did not know why. Oh well. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah...as a naieve 17yr old I offered to 'toss' my colleague for the priveledge of doing some work that came in at the last minute. He said if I wanted it that much I could have it. Got teased for ages and did not know why. Oh well."
now that made us lol. |
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When I was a kid ( about 10 or thereabouts ) was out at the seaside with my parents for a trip out , weather was awful but we tried to enjoy the day , as we sat in the car ( keeping out of the rain ) eating our picnic I said to my dad ...." hey its starting to stop"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Young female member of staff quite innocently asked why USA didn't take part in Eurovision Song Contest 
Not that weird, now Russia and Australia are in it.
Israel's been in it for ages  "
And Russia is actually in Europe (well, about 1/3 of it is) |
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