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By *qua vitae OP Woman
over a year ago
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I have this naughty little habit sometimes of saying completely innocent things, only for it to become an innuendo without realising it. 
Anyway, a guy was buying a costa coffee from the machine inside the petrol station kiosk today, when he came to me to be served:
'Is that a large one?' I asked.
''No', he said. 'A regular one'.
I replied, 'It looked Iike a large one from a distance!'
With that, I completely lost the plot and went red.  I must say, he left with rather a smile on his face and waved at me as he passed the window in his car. 
Then there was the time I told these rugby players on pump 2 on the tannoy to pressed their button, so that I could turn them on...
And don't get me going about the chip and pin machines...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The guy in the post-office said pop your package on the scales.....
I replied I'd need a step ladder, I only wear heels in the bedroom....
...... not even s smirk..... he just refreshed his ink-stamp and waited for compliance.....
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