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Great British Fuck Off......
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over a year ago
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Ingredients....
1, Me
2, You
3, Hotel Room, my room, as long as it's a nice atmosphere
4, candle,
5, soft music
6, a bath
7, pink fizz
8, strawberries
9, chocolates
10, toys and bondage gear
11, coconut oil
12, condoms
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"Ingredients....
1, Me
2, You
3, Hotel Room, my room, as long as it's a nice atmosphere
4, candle,
5, soft music
6, a bath
7, pink fizz
8, strawberries
9, chocolates
10, toys and bondage gear
11, coconut oil
12, condoms
"
I'm not eating any candle that sister Margaret donated.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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recipe for sex
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
Look into laughing eyes.
Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5.
Note:
If cake rises, leave town |
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