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By *icelymarked OP   Man  over a year ago

Cardiff

There's an ad on telly for shampoo with a big notice at the bottom of the screen .....

"Don't shampoo your eyes"

I think most of us already know that having learnt the hard way at a very young age!

So the big question is .......

Why do you think they've put this warning up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's an ad on telly for shampoo with a big notice at the bottom of the screen .....

"Don't shampoo your eyes"

I think most of us already know that having learnt the hard way at a very young age!

So the big question is .......

Why do you think they've put this warning up? "

Because the worlds has gone litigation crazy and also people are idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So they don't get sued.

It's nothing to do with society getting more stupid, because it isn't. It's to do with people trying to protect themselves if something wrong happens and they might get blamed for it.

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

erm... how else am I supposed to get rid of my eye lash dandruff?

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By *es-sMan  over a year ago

Rugby


"erm... how else am I supposed to get rid of my eye lash dandruff? "
head and shoulders sensitive ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's an ad on telly for shampoo with a big notice at the bottom of the screen .....

"Don't shampoo your eyes"

I think most of us already know that having learnt the hard way at a very young age!

So the big question is .......

Why do you think they've put this warning up?

Because the worlds has gone litigation crazy and also people are idiots."

This.

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By *lligator3Man  over a year ago

Dundee

Because after seeing you they weren't sure if you needed it spelt out or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The new range rover ad is just as bad..... when he gets the dogs and sledge in the car... then at the bottom of the screen it says "always know the depth of water"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ouch! When I stab my eye with this pen it hurts.

Why didn't the people who make it or the people who sold it to me tell me, that if you stab yourself in the eye with the pen it hurts?

Right I am off to write a letter to Matt Albright. Or Dominic littlewierd.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well it would be much use telling you after you'd shampooed your eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's only like the head and shoulders advert it says it gets rid of dandruff but at the bottom of the screen it says flakes not visible from 2ft away which they probably arnt even if you don't use it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I couldn't make out what the small print said, I had too much shampoo in my eyes

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

I put some shampoo on my speakers the other day and they blew up.

so much for more volume

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe they should also write on the bottle not to shove it up your arse.

Might save a few embarrassing trips to casualty!.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's an ad on telly for shampoo with a big notice at the bottom of the screen .....

"Don't shampoo your eyes"

I think most of us already know that having learnt the hard way at a very young age!

So the big question is .......

Why do you think they've put this warning up? "

Because if someone does and the manufacturers havnt advised against it then for some stupid reason the manufacturer is at fault and can be sued,

Examples include, using washing up liquid to clean video heads, driver remaining in seat while a winnebago is moving, both successfully sued manufacturer as wasn't stated otherwise

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Coffee cup warnings - attention, contents may be hot.

Someone sued, before there was a warning.

What's Fabs warning? If they were to have one.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

That advert has the woman actually shampooing her face, if some people see things on the telly they believe it....it's how the masses are duped.....so the advertiser has to point out that although they're showing a woman shampooing her face it isn't wise.

My cafetiere tells me that children and hot liquids don't mix......no shit!

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington


"That advert has the woman actually shampooing her face, if some people see things on the telly they believe it....it's how the masses are duped.....so the advertiser has to point out that although they're showing a woman shampooing her face it isn't wise.

My cafetiere tells me that children and hot liquids don't mix......no shit!"

like lynx shower gel? probably saved a few deaf people from going blind aswell

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman  over a year ago

gosport ish

Bag of peanuts. Warning: contains nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because in the advert she puts bubbles all over her face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm still gutted that a certain brand doesn't give me an orgasm. Can I sue them for false advertising?

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By *ildt123Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield

I reckon it's time all health and safety notices on all products were banned.

Would just be a natural deselection process, like the Darwin awards

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

There was a notice on the box of a Bunsen burner which read " Do not use as to dry your hair "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's only like the head and shoulders advert it says it gets rid of dandruff but at the bottom of the screen it says flakes not visible from 2ft away which they probably arnt even if you don't use it "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee cup warnings - attention, contents may be hot.

Someone sued, before there was a warning.

What's Fabs warning? If they were to have one."

Caution: might not get you laid.

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