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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
A lady dog breeder had a fantastic chihuahua who won every local show, then the county shows, and so she entered it for Crufts. But a top judge warned her that despite being magnificent in most respects it had one tiny fault that would stop it winning Crufts - it had one hair too long that stood out on its face like an extra whisker and this would be its downfall. She said she would snip it off right away but the wise judge warned that a scissor cut would notice and the dog would surely be disqualified. He said it would be safer if she used a depiliatory from the chemist. So off she trotted to the local chemist to buy some. The Pharmacist himself served her, and to make sure she used the product properly advised her to smooth some of it onto her armpits, wait two minutes, and then apply friction by rotating her arms in a windmilling action.
The poor woman was quite phased by this and stammered that it wasn't for her underarms - it was for her chihuahua.
The Pharmacist thought about this for a few moments, and then he saw the answer. He advised her to smooth the cream on, wait two minutes, and then borrow a bike and go for a ride on a cobbled road. |
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