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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
Amnesia: I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas.
Narcissistic: Hark the herald angels sing about me.
Manic: Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and...
Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me.
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire.
Full Personality Disorder: You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
Agoraphobia: I heard the bells on christmas day but wouldn't leave my house.
Senile Dementia: Walking in a winter wonderland, miles from my house in my slippers and robe.
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned the house down.
Social Anxiety Disorder: Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate. |
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