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If you suddenly became a Rhinocerus?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How would you manage your new lifestyle change? What would you do?
I'd use my rhino horn and shit and be like, 'yesterday I was a Giraffe but today I'm a Rhinocerus, look at me'. Then I'd go and roll in mud and shit! |
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"How would you manage your new lifestyle change? What would you do?
I'd use my rhino horn and shit and be like, 'yesterday I was a Giraffe but today I'm a Rhinocerus, look at me'. Then I'd go and roll in mud and shit!"
Are these the rhinos that classy laydee mentioned in another thread? Or different ones? It could be an important detail ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How would you manage your new lifestyle change? What would you do?
I'd use my rhino horn and shit and be like, 'yesterday I was a Giraffe but today I'm a Rhinocerus, look at me'. Then I'd go and roll in mud and shit!
Are these the rhinos that classy laydee mentioned in another thread? Or different ones? It could be an important detail ..."
Oh not sure for all purposes we shall say the same ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How did I know it would be you, OP?"
Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame.  |
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"How did I know it would be you, OP?
Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame. "
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"How did I know it would be you, OP?
Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame.
*sighs*"
If I were a rhinoceros I'd sit on you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Would I be transported to where rhinos live in the wild or still laying on my sofa with an ear infection. If it's the latter people had better watch out. A rhino with an ear infection wouldn't be very nice to be around,and I don't think this sofa would take the weight. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!"
No you don't have a horn. Your so badly defected you've only been given one eye. You don't get to play with the other rhinos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How did I know it would be you, OP?
Listen you slag! Haven't we already been through this?! I'm a attention seeking little prick with no hope for life! I know, I know. Don't fall over and smash your head over your bannister, it'd be a real real shame.
*sighs*
If I were a rhinoceros I'd sit on you. "
Ha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whats one of them, a did interview go well
Yeah, killed it  find out Monday though! Didn't break a sweat thanks for tips
Glad to hear it!  "
They called me from the office earlier, I've got the job, yeeeeah I know I'm great lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd probably be able to swim a darn sight better so I'd enter the Olympics... Perhaps even diving as well.
I thought that's a Hippopotamus.. "
ou may be right there lmao.
Seems like I might be slightly more intelligent as a rhinoceros though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!
No you don't have a horn. Your so badly defected you've only been given one eye. You don't get to play with the other rhinos. "
At least I'm not wonky this time...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hopefully ide have more luck as a rhino than I do as a giraffe! Thank god for unicorns!!
No you don't have a horn. Your so badly defected you've only been given one eye. You don't get to play with the other rhinos.
At least I'm not wonky this time... "
Sorry forgot to add, you lost both your back legs to a freak accident. |
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