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over a year ago
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"Pictures of penises??? Where????  "
It's like that line of that movie 'The Sixth Sense' where someone says, " I see dead people"
Instead on here it's ." I see penises...... Blommin every where!"
Lol  |
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"Apparently I don't need a reason 
Of course you don't, nor does anyone else.
Crack on....."
Well..... I haven't got time to be outraged. I'm hungry and have to be somewhere 'naice' in an hour.
We will not be shagging. We eat cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you see doggers in a cemetery?
No! but I had to think about it cos someone put sex and cemetry in a sentence.
A fucking palling!"
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"I'm outrageous! 
I have heard this.....
Tread carefully hobeewhan...... dog shit lurks behind the shrine..... "
If I was shagging in a cemetery and stood in dog shit you can bet your arse I'd be complaining to the vicar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm outrageous!
I have heard this.....
Tread carefully hobeewhan...... dog shit lurks behind the shrine.....
If I was shagging in a cemetery and stood in dog shit you can bet your arse I'd be complaining to the vicar! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm outrageous!
I have heard this.....
Tread carefully hobeewhan...... dog shit lurks behind the shrine..... "
Beware the dog poo when strimming long grass. Just sayin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm so outraged that I'm moving to Tunbridge Wells so that I can be disgusted.
I'm moving to Carsholton to be disappointed."
Come to Ilford and be non-plussed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm so outraged that I'm moving to Tunbridge Wells so that I can be disgusted.
I'm moving to Carsholton to be disappointed.
Come to Ilford and be non-plussed."
Go to Enfield, and experience ennui. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pictures of penises??? Where????
It's like that line of that movie 'The Sixth Sense' where someone says, " I see dead people"
Instead on here it's ." I see penises...... Blommin every where!"
Lol "
Is the plural of penises, in fact-Penii? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Pictures of penises??? Where????
It's like that line of that movie 'The Sixth Sense' where someone says, " I see dead people"
Instead on here it's ." I see penises...... Blommin every where!"
Lol
Is the plural of penises, in fact-Penii? "
No, it's penises. Which is a shame because penii is funny. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Apparently I don't need a reason
Of course you don't. You have a fanny so on here you can be anything you like without explanation or justification. "
On that basis I'm going to be a penguin. The most outraged and outrageous penguin ever. With a fanny! |
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"I'm so outraged that I'm moving to Tunbridge Wells so that I can be disgusted.
I'm moving to Carsholton to be disappointed.
Come to Ilford and be non-plussed.
Go to Enfield, and experience ennui."
I'm ennui the 8th |
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"Apparently I don't need a reason
Of course you don't. You have a fanny so on here you can be anything you like without explanation or justification.
On that basis I'm going to be a penguin. The most outraged and outrageous penguin ever. With a fanny! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I don't need a reason
Of course you don't. You have a fanny so on here you can be anything you like without explanation or justification.
On that basis I'm going to be a penguin. The most outraged and outrageous penguin ever. With a fanny! "
Your iceberg is melting  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Apparently I don't need a reason
Of course you don't. You have a fanny so on here you can be anything you like without explanation or justification.
On that basis I'm going to be a penguin. The most outraged and outrageous penguin ever. With a fanny!
Your iceberg is melting "
I've got a hot fanny.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently I don't need a reason
Of course you don't. You have a fanny so on here you can be anything you like without explanation or justification.
On that basis I'm going to be a penguin. The most outraged and outrageous penguin ever. With a fanny!
Your iceberg is melting
I've got a hot fanny.
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Fook me Lickety's fanny is responsible for global warming |
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"I'm still reeling from the wet t shirt pix
No one forced you to look you utter perv!
Is there a wet boxer pix thread I can avoid? "
its worth a forum search .. I hope you don't find one for your sake .. ps please don't look at or fab any of my pix   |
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"I'm still reeling from the wet t shirt pix
No one forced you to look you utter perv!
Is there a wet boxer pix thread I can avoid? "
its worth a forum search .. I hope you don't find one for your sake .. ps please don't look at or fab any of my pix |
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