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Best worst joke you got
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i love telling really shot jokes or even hearing them so let me here everyone's
Here is mine
Two fish in a tank
One looks at the other
The other says
"Don't look at me I don't know how to drive it" 
And that's my best worst joke lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My second best is
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath "
Lol mine!! Not forgetting whats pink and spongy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A irish man goes for a lesson at his local blacksmiths, the black smith asks him have you shoe'd a horse before?
The irish fella replies" no but i once told a donkey to fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My second best is
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath "
Or what's brown and sticky............?
That would be.....a stick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke goes to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of y fronts,
Usher: "what have you come as?
Bloke: A premature ejaculation"
Usher: " I can`t announce that"
Bloke: "Ok, just tell them I`ve come in me pants".
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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Two chaps in a bar...one goes to the bar and says to the woman serving, 'two pints of Titley...sorry I mean Tetley'
H'e goes back to the friend with the pints and says 'I just made a terrible Freudian slip'
'What's that' asks his friend
'It's when you are thinking one thing and say another', he tells him...
The next day, in the pub again, the friend says 'I did one of those Freudian slips this morning.....I turned to my wife and said... I hate you, wish I'd never met you and you've ruined my life...i want a divorce...when what i meant to say was pass the cornflakes darling' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man was walking through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man said "No, just having a shit" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man walks into a pet shop and asks if they sell wasps the shop assistant says no to which the man replies "but i saw two in the window!!".......i'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two prostitute's stood at a bus stop
One says have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before!
The other replies no, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full
My favourite joke for years apologies everyone"
What do you call a Yugoslavian prostitute?
Slobberdown Mycockyoubitch
(Only those of a certain age will get it) |
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