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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd start perving through bedroom windows"
Although if I were a giraffe I'd probably be more interested in other giraffes than people.....I've given this too much thought haven't I??  |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
Remember having a conversation with someone about giraffes.I wouldn't be happy with the sex if I was a giraffe. After male trying to get female to pee in his mouth and then letting him hump her which is over very quick. Giraffes and some men have some things in common |
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"I'd start perving through bedroom windows
Although if I were a giraffe I'd probably be more interested in other giraffes than people.....I've given this too much thought haven't I?? "
You'd probably get neck envy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!"
. Imagine your life becoming so pointless that you post giraffe speculation. Not even funny. Now imagine posting a reply. Giraffe/long neck. Ha fucking Ha !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!
Ide wonder what the fuck just happened! "
You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!. Imagine your life becoming so pointless that you post giraffe speculation. Not even funny. Now imagine posting a reply. Giraffe/long neck. Ha fucking Ha !"
So what would you do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!
Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!
You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,"
Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!
Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!
You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,
Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes "
Females don't want you, word has spread about your human/giraffe deformity, now what? |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!. Imagine your life becoming so pointless that you post giraffe speculation. Not even funny. Now imagine posting a reply. Giraffe/long neck. Ha fucking Ha !"
if I was a giraffe, id wind my neck in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!
Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!
You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,
Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes
Females don't want you, word has spread about your human/giraffe deformity, now what?"
Giraffe rampage!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Noone gonna give themselves oral? Surprised that wasn't on there yet"
Could a giraffe give itself oral?! Your joking? Do they do it?! I'm away to YouTube, that's amazing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!
Ide wonder what the fuck just happened!
You wouldn't know, your head would be in the clouds,
Oh! In that case ide probably go find some pretty female giraffes
Females don't want you, word has spread about your human/giraffe deformity, now what?
Giraffe rampage!!
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You can't go on a rampage. All the other giraffes have 4 legs but you've only got three. Your lop sided on the ground. Now what??! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?  "
You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?
You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well."
I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!"
The question is would you see if you could suck your own cock? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What you do? I'd pick leaves from really high trees and drop them to the floor to see how tall me kneck is!
The question is would you see if you could suck your own cock? "
Yes I would, yes I would! I'd be noshing on myself for weeks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?
You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.
I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death. "
Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?
You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.
I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.
Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!"
where? Across the rainbow bridge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?
You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.
I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.
Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!
where? Across the rainbow bridge?"
No his other friends duh! Nina Giraffe she is 43 years old, Jacky Giraffe 21 and Gilbert Giraffe 29. Rainbow bridge?! Please. Bit far fetched. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away "
do you reckon female giraffes get licks down there?! Monkeys do it, I've seen it at the zoo proper exhibitionists!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away do you reckon female giraffes get licks down there?! Monkeys do it, I've seen it at the zoo proper exhibitionists!"
Do male giraffes always think they have a small cock, or that it's really far away? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd go down on a lady who was a fair distance away do you reckon female giraffes get licks down there?! Monkeys do it, I've seen it at the zoo proper exhibitionists!
Do male giraffes always think they have a small cock, or that it's really far away? "
Hmmmm good question! Do the make giraffes even have foreskin?! Ohhhh I'd really love to be a giraffe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol
YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!
I likr their tongues lol "
My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?! |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol
YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!
I likr their tongues lol
My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!"
lm a giraffe!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol
YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!
I likr their tongues lol
My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!
lm a giraffe!! lol"
Ooo yeah run that game, yes you a giraffe, say it again but louder! |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"im glad its not an elephant oh wait lol
YOUR A GIRAFFE. NO MORE. NO LESS. JUST A GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE!
I likr their tongues lol
My Giraffe head is having a fit swaying back and forth, you like elephant tongues or giraffe tongues?!
lm a giraffe!! lol
Ooo yeah run that game, yes you a giraffe, say it again but louder!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.
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Oh no not the cat lady and her Facebook page! Lmao |
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"I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.
Oh no not the cat lady and her Facebook page! Lmao "
ha I've become terrible, my cats will be world famous soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would get someone to video me giving birth and post it to facebook and then I'd get a million likes and comments on how wonderful nature is.
Oh no not the cat lady and her Facebook page! Lmao ha I've become terrible, my cats will be world famous soon "
You mean they're not already? Maybe they aren't grumpy enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like I'll be walking round in circles then.... Or do I have bad knees too?
You can't walk in circles, because your lop sided you now accumulated Kankels and it's impossible to walk. Not only that, your partially losing your eye sight as well.
I don't think I would be doing much, apart from staving to death.
Oh, what's that? A unicorn has just come along and now your well and fine! Go and play with the Giraffes, do rolls and shit BE THE GIRAFFE YOUR MEANT TO BE! I can see you galloping to the others!"
Yay!! Paha |
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