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over a year ago
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i was listening to the jeremy purile show on radio 2 and he an article about how apparently cameron had made a 'dwarf' joke about the speaker of the house, john burcoe. john is 5'6", the same hieght as me. i thought "5'6" ISNT particularly short!!!"
Do you consider that height to be exceptionally short in a man?
which leads onto another question, more to the ladies; when you meet do you think the guys have lied about their height or any other attribute :D in their profile?
rich.
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It is on the short side, i like my men tall but guess what, i was married to a guy who was 5ft 6 and Jay is 5ft 6 so alot to be said for shorter guys. I think that is the shortest ive been with and 66ft 7 is the tallest lol |
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"i was listening to the jeremy purile show on radio 2 and he an article about how apparently cameron had made a 'dwarf' joke about the speaker of the house, john burcoe. john is 5'6", the same hieght as me. i thought "5'6" ISNT particularly short!!!"
Do you consider that height to be exceptionally short in a man?
which leads onto another question, more to the ladies; when you meet do you think the guys have lied about their height or any other attribute :D in their profile?
rich.
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Just shorter than me but if he is fun it would not matter.
As for the information people give, yes sometimes it can be misleading and also the pics on occasion, but mostly it's honest. |
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"5'6 is short certainly but dwarfism is a completely different thing - it isnt just height related.
I am on 5' so theres never any men shorter than me  "
I know these 7 guys who would do a gang bang |
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"5'6 is short certainly but dwarfism is a completely different thing - it isnt just height related.
I am on 5' so theres never any men shorter than me
I know these 7 guys who would do a gang bang"
high ho |
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...Everyday a man walks up very close to a lady co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her "Your hair smells nice."
After a week of this she went to see personnel and put in a sexual harrassment complaint in against him.
The personnel manager said "What's wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?
"She said" Its Keith the dwarf!
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over a year ago
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"find that most rides have a minimum height requirement. Varies per ride. red horizintal line of lipstick on bedroom door at required ride height should avoid any confusion  "
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I was playing with a tall lady at Chams and she asked me to do doggy.
When I tried I couldn't reach
I'm 6ft, she was 5'10", but had the longest legs I've ever seen on a lady her height.
We tried with me kneeling behind her, ............... no chance
We tried with me standing and she kneeling on the bed,............. no chance again
We tried with me standing, she bending over, she even took her shaggy shoes off...................... still impossible
We finally got it on, she on her back, legs in the air and over my shoulders, and she could still prod my arse with her heels.
Next time I see her I'm taking a box to kneel on
Thats unless my legs or my cock grow a couple of inches |
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lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.
You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.
Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's down the shorter end for adult males in Britain.
Yes men do lie. I had one lie once he said he was five six or five eight or sommat. He was shorter than me. Not met him since. NOT for being short but for lying.
Don't know anyone that likes a liar. |
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"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.
You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.
Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go "
I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg.  |
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"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.
You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.
Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go
I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg. "
31" inside leg here, so that's 2" less cock to start with  |
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"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.
You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.
Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go
I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg.
31" inside leg here, so that's 2" less cock to start with "
....and I can't afford to give a away 2" start |
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"lol, it's not your hieght you need worry about, it's the length of your legs, or rather your upper leg.
You might never encounter a problem, indeed It's only happened to me once.
Think I'm getting some extra high doggy knee pads for crimbo, then I'll ask for another go
I'm only 5'6" but blessed with 33" inside leg.
31" inside leg here, so that's 2" less cock to start with
....and I can't afford to give a away 2" start "
I have 34"inside leg and 5'9 1/2"  |
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I once met a guy whose profile stated that he was 5'11". In reality he was 5'5" ish and do you know what? It took me months to realise he was shorter than I usually like men to be! |
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"5ft 6 is short for a man I think.
I'm 5ft 7 and don't play or date anyone under 5ft 10, prefer 6ft +: I likes them tall! "
At least there is someone the same as me about height. I'm 5' 10 and not many guys that tall. |
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I have 34"inside leg and 5'9 1/2" "
Jealous here
5' 2" with a 27" inside leg. On that basis I consider myself SVC .........
Seriously Vertically Challenged! |
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over a year ago
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i think the official height is 4'10....
...or so my hairdresser told me...as well as telling me that a bomb was discovered smuggled on a plane via an order of ink cartridges.
can't remember how the two conversations were linked though...
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A female dwarf goes into the doctors with an itchy fanny. Doc goes under her dress, snip, snip snip, 'hows that?' he says. She says 'better but still itchy'.
So he goes back under her dress and, snip snip snip, 'hows that now?' he says
'Thats great' she says, 'what did you do?'
Doc says.....
'I trimmed the fur on your Ugg boots' |
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