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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get a fresh fruit salad with natural yoghurt.

Cup of Earl Grey with a slice of lemon too.

Thank you gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving.

Brown or white for your toast ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I get a fresh fruit salad with natural yoghurt.

Cup of Earl Grey with a slice of lemon too.

Thank you gorgeous x"

On it way Sir x

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

I wish you'd said earlier.. I've been up for an hour and a quarter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady. "

Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

I wish you'd said earlier.. I've been up for an hour and a quarter.

Up where?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like you have your work cut out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like you have your work cut out

Nah its steady away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady.

Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom

How jolly obliging of you, might even let you share my marmite for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice cup of tea and a slice of marmite on toast with a poached egg on top please, and perhaps another cup of tea on standby please gorgeous lady.

Will bring the teapot as know it will be easier for you...mmmm Marmite nom

How jolly obliging of you, might even let you share my marmite for that.

Now there is an offer one canny not refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving.

Brown or white for your toast ?"

Granary if you have it. Like a nutty taste in the mornings Thankyou

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I slept through my alarm

Just a coffee for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x

Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Black coffee, full English please. I'm starving.

Brown or white for your toast ?

Granary if you have it. Like a nutty taste in the mornings Thankyou

Why of course how silly of me nuts it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have two eggs, over easy, with two pieces of white toast, a veggie sausage, and some baked beans? Oh! And a coffee with milk and sugar?

Thanks!!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I slept through my alarm

Just a coffee for me please "

Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have two eggs, over easy, with two pieces of white toast, a veggie sausage, and some baked beans? Oh! And a coffee with milk and sugar?

Thanks!!

-Courtney"

You certainly may

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Special k and red berries, ice cold milk.

Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please.

Thanks very much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x

Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food

Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Special k and red berries, ice cold milk.

Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please.

Thanks very much. "

No problem ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x

Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food

Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha

What do I need then?

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

A sausage and hashbrown bap please

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x

Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food

Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha

Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A sausage and hashbrown bap please

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Is that like a teacake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea.....

Hungry then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better "

Do you want him medium or well done?

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea.....

Hungry then ?

That's high maintenance hunger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed

You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ????

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea.....

Hungry then ?

The reality is hospital porridge and a slice of cold toast. A girl can dream!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea.....

Hungry then ?

The reality is hospital porridge and a slice of cold toast. A girl can dream!!! "

Ewwww nit good keep dreaming I say sounds so much better

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better

Do you want him medium or well done?

Medium please... I'm in a hurry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please. "

On its way in a Tupperware box

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

A milky coffee and a ciggy please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A man between my thighs? It would make the day so much better

Do you want him medium or well done?

Medium please... I'm in a hurry lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A milky coffee and a ciggy please!"

No ciggy nooooooooooooooo coffee yes no on the fags

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Mmm, thanks. Already got the tea.

Bacon sandwich would be lovely, possibly soft egg - ok, make that a definite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmm, thanks. Already got the tea.

Bacon sandwich would be lovely, possibly soft egg - ok, make that a definite. "

Bacon and egg butty it is..sauce?

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please.

On its way in a Tupperware box

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have to take mine to go. Strawbs rasps and nana with yoghurt and granola please.

On its way in a Tupperware box

Thanks!

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that's nice of you I'll have a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese, beans and hash brown sandwich please I'm feeling a little peckish today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon bap and white coffee please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The breakfasts this morning so you can all stay in bed a wee while longer ...get your orders in what are we having you lovely lot...

My usual please....4 scrambled eggs, plenty of pepper...mushrooms and cherry tomatoes in chilli.

and a tea, white 2 sugars

Lots of chilli?

Of course...gets the heart rate and metabolic rate up

Can think of other things that do that also

Getting my coat...calling in sick haha x

Woo hooo ive pulled and ive done it with food

Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha

Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!!

-Courtney"

Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I slept through my alarm

Just a coffee for me please

Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe?"

I'm trying to be good to shift some lard

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Unsmoked back bacon, Lorne sausage, tattie scone, poached egg, black pudding, haggis slice, fried mushrooms, grilled tomato, baked beans, wholemeal toast, pot of tea.....

Now that is my kind of breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh that's nice of you I'll have a bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom, cheese, beans and hash brown sandwich please I'm feeling a little peckish today "

Little peckish????

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By *iss InnocenceWoman over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars

Thank u

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bacon bap and white coffee please xxx"

Bacon butty winging its way to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I slept through my alarm

Just a coffee for me please

Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe?

I'm trying to be good to shift some lard

Lard my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars

Thank u

Xx"

Do you want a side order of man with that lovely?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I slept through my alarm

Just a coffee for me please

Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe?

I'm trying to be good to shift some lard

Lard my arse

It's on my belly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I slept through my alarm

Just a coffee for me please

Oooopsy...coffee and a takeaway bacon butty maybe?

I'm trying to be good to shift some lard

Lard my arse

It's on my belly

Shh woman your lush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar

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By *iss InnocenceWoman over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars

Thank u

Do you want a side order of man with that lovely?"

Mmmmm yes Pls hunny

?Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar

On its way lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bacon,mushroom,egg,toms,hash brown in a toasted sandwich Pls wiv a coffee milk 2 sugars

Thank u

Do you want a side order of man with that lovely?

Mmmmm yes Pls hunny

?Xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch

Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar

On its way lovely "

thank you oh and if you could just hitch ya apron up a bit higher too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fried egg sandwich, HP sauce (toasted bread please)and a cup of coffee no sugar

On its way lovely

thank you oh and if you could just hitch ya apron up a bit higher too please

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch

Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits?"

Oh yes please he has his happy smile on now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea and toast please and a cuddle for the Pooch

Does pooch fancy some doggy biscuits?

Oh yes please he has his happy smile on now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed

You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ????

Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed

You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ????

Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed?

If ya ass is hungry hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed

You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ????

Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed?

If ya ass is hungry hell yes

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I fancy some kippers this morning with some lightly buttered granary bread please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Porridge banana (sorry) and tea. Oh some toast with Nutella too! Thanks Miss Z, I'll be in bed

You know what im gonna do with that banana don't ya ????

Feed it to me whilst I lay naked here on my bed?

If ya ass is hungry hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fancy some kippers this morning with some lightly buttered granary bread please

Ewww sorry too early for fish in my kitchen ..can do the bread tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Special k and red berries, ice cold milk.

Cup of tea, white no sugar, couple of spoons of honey please.

Thanks very much.

No problem ....

That just about hit the spot. Any chance of another cuppa please....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha

Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!!

-Courtney

Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape

Oh! We can't have that! Best take them off then

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi! Its normally me with the food porn haha..you dont need food bribes to pull haha

Are you trying to talk her out if making breakfast? Quiet you!!

-Courtney

Oooh. I like it when you are bossy...makes my underwear go out of shape

Oh! We can't have that! Best take them off then

-Courtney"

Did. Going commando to work..these trousers are chafing wonderfully

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis

That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis

That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well

Doesn't need cooking though just slide out of the packet. I will share with you ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis

That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well

But smoked salmon I like kippers make me ewwwwww

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Scrambled egg and smoked salmon on granary toast with loads of pepper please. Oh and a lady grey tea wouldn'to go amis

That's not fair, salmon is a fish as well

Doesn't need cooking though just slide out of the packet. I will share with you ace

Awwww fank you

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