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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.
Apparently half my posts are food porn...cant help it 
And the other half are massage porn!  "
Food and massage together... I want some of that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.
Apparently half my posts are food porn...cant help it
And the other half are massage porn!
Food and massage together... I want some of that.
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Fuck it...form an orderly queue. Food orders taken by PM  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x"
Erm, you don't have time to eat. Get back to the massage and feeding me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x"
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce."
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon"
In exchange for massage you can have pretty much whatever is in my power to obtain with your bacon.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon
In exchange for massage you can have pretty much whatever is in my power to obtain with your bacon. "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon"
Sounds awesome. Love bacon and chilli.
Like a good Muslim girl should!
Xxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon
Sounds awesome. Love bacon and chilli.
Like a good Muslim girl should!
Xxxx
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With some fried halloumi? |
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon"
I do! And brown sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want the massage.
I'll provide the food. As long as chocolate biscuits and bacon sarnies are ok.
As long as its brown sauce x
Heathen! Bacon should not be spoilt by any sauce.
I know, but no one else likes chilli mushrooms and bacon
I do! And brown sauce "
**cutscene**
Thenidan and juniper looking at each other across a wildflower meadow, running happily to embrace one another. Soft focus, stars and twinkles etc. Gary Wright - Dream weaver playing in the background.
**end cutscene**
Witness the raw power of bacon and chilli mushrooms!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Join us on the Bake Off thread - that's food porn.
 .. Not fucking cakes again???"
Haha..saw a sploshing vid on a porn website where some guy was fucking a cake, and had a complete meltdown right in front of the camera. ..so funny I snorted my tea |
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