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This is so wrong bit gotta do..p.s I'm merely playing devils advocate here
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"
That's disgusting! She could have douched beforehand  |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"
The bit that surprised me was did he expect to find up there ,
Maybe cup cakes or did he think something else
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"
I would advise him to wash it off? |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
I would advise him to wash it off?"
what a silly thread, wash it , wear a condom b4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're gonna try anal then there are times you'll get residual faeces.
I always prepare my arse and am clean 95% of the time, but considering the digestive system works 24/7, you cannot guarantee squeaky clean 100% of the time. |
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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
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I wouldn't even entertain the idea of I hang emptied my bowels or douched.
Iv never had any problems when Iv prepped. |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
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Yup. I don't want any of these kind of stories in my memory bank, so I'll stick to sex like nature intended!   |
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The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.
It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.
N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He legged it screaming lol"
Hardly the reaction of a mature person.
Poor woman felt self conscious as it is and his reaction was that of a pre-pubescent child. |
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"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.
It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.
N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?"
They don't think of such things when they are fucking. |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
Yup. I don't want any of these kind of stories in my memory bank, so I'll stick to sex like nature intended! "
Ditto never done anal without a condom on myself. Running screaming is deffo a stupid reaction how embrassed must she of felt? What a shit he was derserved it in my _iew. |
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"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.
It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.
N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?
They don't think of such things when they are fucking."
Lol. He probably believed that ladies only have rosebuds in their bottoms  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl!!!
It happens
Only a few months back I was doing the back door and my cock popped out and I got covered
Well this made me through up on her back,
bad I know but it happened!!
I was running around bedroom covered gipping!!!
She had to clean it off!! I couldn't touch me!!
A bit yes expected from time to time a lot and it's strong stomach needed!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
That's disgusting! She could have douched beforehand "
Indeed. Preperation is vital |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't shoot the messenger guys lime I said devils advocate
youve already given your opinion !!!"
You have mentioned "wear a condom" "twice"...only needs the once as some prefer not too.......only saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.
It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.
N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?"
Love this.
Spot on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best way to avoid this is to use the vagina.
It's self cleaning , self lubricating, stretches to accomodate and isn't an out only exit for shit.
N.B. I note at least two posts say the woman should have douched ? Why did the man not ASK if she had flushed the shit out of her backside before he stuck his cock up there ?
Love this.
Spot on!"
But according to the OP he wasnt expecting it, the lady asked.
If a lady asked me for it I would presume she knew her own body well enough.. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you  "
That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.
Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals? |
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"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you
That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.
Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?"
Why? Don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you
That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.
Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?
Why? Don't you? "
no they poop credit card receipts |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you
That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.
Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?
Why? Don't you? "
Not unless I've been eating rainbows and rose petals, and I don't do that often. |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
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Lmao....its ok for a woman to request anal on the spur of the moment. ..the males job is to make her feel like she chose the right man for the job ...spit on finger or on hole and wet it ....as u r about to cum pull half out as u do...then push it back in ..the cum helps clean it as coming out.......I once pulled out a women in anal and a rabbit dropping popped out ..she jumped off to loo when she came out she asked if there was any mess....no..I replyed as I had gathered it in a wetwipe and took it with me yo loo....... |
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"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you
That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.
Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?
Why? Don't you?
Not unless I've been eating rainbows and rose petals, and I don't do that often."
Quite difficult to come by round here but I hear Subway are doing a rainbow and rosepetal foot long. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd have thought that if you are frightened of a bit of poo then anal sex probably isn't for you
That sums it up pretty succinctly. I agree.
Do some guys actually think women poop rainbows and rose petals?
Why? Don't you?
Not unless I've been eating rainbows and rose petals, and I don't do that often.
Quite difficult to come by round here but I hear Subway are doing a rainbow and rosepetal foot long."
Really? I wonder what that's like with pickles, cheese and ranch dressing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm guessing it was spontaneous.
If it's casual with a stranger then he should have though about it first and rubbered up.
If it was with a loved one... well, a bit of shit never hurt anyone. |
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I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx |
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx"
I'm sure that's what happened here....oh wait no he freaked out then told his mate who broadcast it to a whole forum as a bit of fun, then told people to grow up . I really appreciate a bit of irony with my shepherds pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
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At a slight tangent I was watching a video on a furry rodent site the other day and the lady was playing with anal beads. I noticed an unusual birth mark at the top of her leg then realised it wasn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx"
When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji) |
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx
When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji) "
Not vindaloo then |
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx
When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji) "
Noted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx
When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)
Not vindaloo then "
Could of been! |
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx
When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)
Noted "
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"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up "
I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up
I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course."
you are slightly it's starting an argument for the sake of a discussion, r.e Howard stern James whale etc.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up
I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course."
I thought so too... |
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"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up
I thought devils advocate was when you put an opposing argument for the sake of advancing a discussion even if you didn't hold the opinion yourself. I could be wrong of course. you are slightly it's starting an argument for the sake of a discussion, r.e Howard stern James whale etc.."
Is it? I've completely misunderstood the word advocate then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun |
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"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun "
And disgusting |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol"
If you are going to stick your cock in someone's arse then this is surely to be expected. Man up and deal with it. Freaking out is childish. |
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"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun
And disgusting often the disgusting ones are funny 
It's not when you've experienced it, in a way  depends how you _iewed your experience. I,ve experienced it and found it amusing. We all respond differently."
Sadly I didn't, I never said a word to him though. |
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It would depend on the situation, I would never look for anal I hadn't douched beforehand but if a meet was adamant on having anal anyway then he should man up and deal with the consequences, same with if a guy wants to do really rough deep throat and then gets offended if the girl pukes.... shit happens, grow a pair and deal with it  |
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"I really really really really ? Don't get the fuss ? ?
At face value it's a couple enjoying the moment, way to deal with it is, calmly , hygienically. And with a knowing smile, or at least this is how I think an intelligent adult would act ? If the lady was distraught then one must assure her it is nothing more than the quirky joys of sex and you're absolutely cool with it ?
. I like spontaneous sex and shit happens xxx
When I used my anal beads on a guy and pulled them to find what looked like Shit curry all over them I didn't make a fuss, but got him to leave as so after that and never wanted to meet him again ( where is the vom emoji)
Noted
Good "
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"My understanding is a devil's advocate advocates an opinion, different from the prevailing _iew, to provide an alternative perspective that raises the consciousness of all involved, So I don't see this thread as devil's advocacy per se, but it has been fun "
It's my understanding too....and Google's lol.
I agree it's been funny. |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
If you are going to stick your cock in someone's arse then this is surely to be expected. Man up and deal with it. Freaking out is childish. "
I think that
I'm not a fan of shit but if I stick a strap on up someone's arse I'm adult enough to know where shit comes from and there will be a possibility of a mess
it's not the end of the world |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...
It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan... |
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"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...
It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan..."
but you had a nice pebble dash finish to the bedroom wall. |
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"My strap-on has had poop on it sometimes. I always use a condom on it anyway.
I don't see the big deal to be honest.
You put things where poop may be, you may get poop on them."
It is a bit like sticking your finger in a bee hive and moaning when you get honey on it. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...
It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...
but you had a nice pebble dash finish to the bedroom wall. "
I am still in therapy... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...
It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan..."
I once shagged a guy who was recovering from gastroenteritis and didn't think to mention it.
I found out when he let off a rip-roaring fart, right in my face, whilst I was giving him a BJ.
It was just a fart, fortunately! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...
It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...
I once shagged a guy who was recovering from gastroenteritis and didn't think to mention it.
I found out when he let off a rip-roaring fart, right in my face, whilst I was giving him a BJ.
It was just a fart, fortunately!"
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I hate it, it gives me the eebie jeebies, I once fucked a guy who had just returned with a dodgy tum from Egypt...
It was a nightmare... There are certainly better ways of getting a spray tan...
I once shagged a guy who was recovering from gastroenteritis and didn't think to mention it.
I found out when he let off a rip-roaring fart, right in my face, whilst I was giving him a BJ.
It was just a fart, fortunately! "
I fell about laughing. He was mortified.
I quickly forgot about it but he kept reminding me by bringing it up just to beat himself up over it.
I kept telling him sex is like that sometimes. You just laugh and move on. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"He legged it screaming lol
he legged it screaming, what a shit bag he must be grow up "
Why do you keep telling people to grow up?
You post a "My friend" story and then add to it and people are responding. For some reason poo brings out the childish in some, like "your friend" legging it screaming.
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By *urvyemmaWoman
over a year ago
wigan/bolton |
Your mate sounds like a horrible pathetic wanker. How do you think that made the woman feel?
Guess what. .people on here, even tho they are into casual sex, are human! They have natural reactions and more importantly FEELINGS. .have a bit of fucking respect! |
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"Hi all mate of mine on here has recently met a young lady and got on very well anyhow whilst doing the do..she asked him to and I quote stick in in her wrong un..being a red blooded male he of course obliged, however upon completion of this task he found his john Thomas covered in eeeeerrrm well poo..what would you do I'd effing freak to be honest lol
Poor girl. I bet his reaction mortified her. Tell her to come on Fab and find a gentlemen that understands anal sex and won't ridicule her for something normal.
And for those that say douche. Sometimes, even with douching and not eaten and all the other things they tell you to do to prep for anal, your body still decides that it wants to function normally.
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Absolutely true.Douching is NOT an exact science... |
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"Lmfao at some of the people on here read the title I was playing devils advocate ffs.....really you need to lighten up "
I read the title.
I understood the title
The people here are enlightened.
You need to formulate intelligent responses instead of put downs
You don't understand what 'devil's advocate' is. |
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