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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The pooch letting me lay in bed past seven am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out. "

Oh hello where have you been? Not seen you around for ages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The pooch letting me lay in bed past seven am "

Awww but he loves you sooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out.

Oh hello where have you been? Not seen you around for ages."

Just a little break, thanks for noticing.

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

two bowls of gruel

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By *awandOrderCouple  over a year ago

SW London

Waitrose raspberries - my son has graduated from marks and Spencer, but really

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eating a slice of toast while having my morning clear out.

Oh hello where have you been? Not seen you around for ages.

Just a little break, thanks for noticing. "

Nice to have you back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"two bowls of gruel "

What is this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The pooch letting me lay in bed past seven am

Awww but he loves you sooo "

I love him to bits , he keeps me on as his PA lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler "

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

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By *oyuer99Man  over a year ago

PRESTON

A full English breakfast baton courtesy of the green frog preston docks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence. "

Ooooh nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Waitrose raspberries - my son has graduated from marks and Spencer, but really"

Waitrose Mocha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/15 18:08:15]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight "

What cocktails are on offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe "

I used to have satin sheets and duvet cover, lovely, but the duvet kept sliding off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer? "

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe

I used to have satin sheets and duvet cover, lovely, but the duvet kept sliding off "

Me too! plus the pillow was never cold enough xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy? "

Pina Colada please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice "

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

Trust you

Hehe

I used to have satin sheets and duvet cover, lovely, but the duvet kept sliding off

Me too! plus the pillow was never cold enough xx"

Gets far too hot too! But that's fine if a butler is around

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours."

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler "

I will get my dickie bow on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please "

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too "

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it "

Superb! Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou "

Oh I don't want much but some cocktail cherries in the cocktail would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou "

Be warned my cocktails can blow your knickers off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I guess I'm rolling down then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Be warned my cocktails can blow your knickers off "

I'm not wearing any

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm thinking silk sheets and a naked Butler

I will get my dickie bow on "

And the strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Oh I don't want much but some cocktail cherries in the cocktail would be lovely "

you can have cherries too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With cream.on a silver platter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then "

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Be warned my cocktails can blow your knickers off

I'm not wearing any "

You're safe then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fully stocked cocktail cabinet that might need raiding tonight

What cocktails are on offer?

Too many to list .... What do you fancy?

Pina Colada please

Coming right up and I have a fresh pineapple to garnish it

Superb! Thankyou

Oh I don't want much but some cocktail cherries in the cocktail would be lovely you can have cherries too "

In excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes. "

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With cream.on a silver platter "

You know how to treat a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then "

Thought that would appeal, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol"

Depends if they hold me tight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight "

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety."

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry! "

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles. "

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

SO MANY EMOTICONS.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!! "

Hmmm, really?

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

a club in rochdale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"SO MANY EMOTICONS."

Great aren't they

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really? "

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

My idea of indulgence comes in a bottle with "Ardbeg" written on it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like "

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol "

Is that why you only have a silhouette

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette "

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better. "

I will with Barefoot breath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath "

?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

?"

The wine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheese on my chips and gravy....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

?

The wine! "

Sorry, it`s my poor brain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A full English breakfast baton courtesy of the green frog preston docks"

There's a blast from the past. Haven't been there in years. Used to be a Sunday morning motorbike stop for me when I lived in Fleetwood.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

I don't do decadence but if I did it would probably include a full body massage from a bunch of naked Balinese maidens or something of that nature

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Drinking Green tea on top of a mountain, absolute silence.

Ooooh nice

Flask is ready, see you on top of Great Gable in six hours.

I'm on my way, with the Barefoot Moscato too

You do know we have to get down again, you`re not holding the rope for my abseil after drinking that.

AGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm rolling down then

I`d just call mountain rescue, you could be carried down by a team of hunky blokes.

Oh go on then

Thought that would appeal, lol

Depends if they hold me tight

If you`re d*unk they will have to for your own safety.

I wouldn't be d*unk! merry!

What woman wouldn`t be, with six men carrying them down a mountain, I`d have to carry your empty bottles.

Empty bottle!! Not bottles!!

Hmmm, really?

Really! I'd like to make out what you and they look like

You might actually be better off pissed beyond belief in that case, lol

Is that why you only have a silhouette

I was changing my pic and something went wrong, I,ll get around to it, maybe my bum would be better.

I will with Barefoot breath

?

The wine!

Sorry, it`s my poor brain. "

It's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't do decadence but if I did it would probably include a full body massage from a bunch of naked Balinese maidens or something of that nature "

Trust you too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't do decadence but if I did it would probably include a full body massage from a bunch of naked Balinese maidens or something of that nature "

Oooooh... I've had a balinese massage and it was damn good.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

Chocolate fudge cake brought to me by a naked butler followed by a sexy meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being in the presence of a soaring Maria Callas, admist the gardens of Versailles with a perfectly chilled magnum of Dom Perignon '62 at hand.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Having two people serving me Turkish delight whilst I am on my flying carpet. One is enough for anyone.

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