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over a year ago
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"We were walking along the river bank last Saturday afternoon!!!!! "
just after the Liecester v Sunderland match,,"Beaten 4-2 and its only the first fucking game" shall we just throw ourselves in now and get it over with"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We were walking along the river bank last Saturday afternoon!!!!! just after the Liecester v Sunderland match,,"Beaten 4-2 and its only the first fucking game" shall we just throw ourselves in now and get it over with" "
after putting aside the thoughts of suicide because relegation is inevitable  , we realised the wind was picking up and the clouds were closing in!!!!
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"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing... 
pants designed to keep the vibrator in my..."
Carry on from the LAST line silly!! |
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"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing...
pants designed to keep the vibrator in my...
Carry on from the LAST line silly!!"
As the dildo fell out. |
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"I had to keep the wind from lifting my skirt because underneath I was wearing...
pants designed to keep the vibrator in my...
Carry on from the LAST line silly!!
As the dildo fell out."
We were in shock as I picked it up and noticed someone,,, |
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, "
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said.... |
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said...."
Honestly officer it's for personal use only  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....
Honestly officer it's for personal use only "
Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....
Honestly officer it's for personal use only
Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a"
This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....
Honestly officer it's for personal use only
Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a
This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today. "
Next time you take your uni-corn out for a ride may I suggest you keep its seat belt on! for the safety of others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....
Honestly officer it's for personal use only
Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a
This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today.
Next time you take your uni-corn out for a ride may I suggest you keep its seat belt on! for the safety of others"
Then suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder,a puff of smoke and amongst the cacophony of sound the unicorn shaped dido appeared to come alive. Blinking it's little eyes it coughed and spluttered after years of degrading abuse and announced to all those present..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was taking photos on his.mobile so I
Jumped in and photobombed woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Then realised it was actually a police officer with a speed gun. Smiling sheepishly I turned to look at the ridiculous item in my hand and said....
Honestly officer it's for personal use only
Madam most people have a rabbit for such things not a
This one lives in my bedside cabinet he just needed to play out today.
Next time you take your uni-corn out for a ride may I suggest you keep its seat belt on! for the safety of others
Then suddenly there was a loud clap of thunder,a puff of smoke and amongst the cacophony of sound the unicorn shaped dido appeared to come alive. Blinking it's little eyes it coughed and spluttered after years of degrading abuse and announced to all those present....."
To whom it may concern,
My horn is long and hard
It's always free of fur
Some come one and all
And ride my |
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