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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well here we are again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boo!

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire

I've made it to part 3 tonight!!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

Yep it's Suzy time.

Oh ffs her server crashed

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I've made it to part 3 tonight!! "

Whoop whoop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Going quick tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Boo!"

JESUS!! Nearly bobbed myself then

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!"

Shit what do we do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've made it to part 3 tonight!! "

You're doing well chick

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep it's Suzy time.

Oh ffs her server crashed"

Think she's still.having technical difficulties

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"I've made it to part 3 tonight!!

You're doing well chick "

Right now I'm patting myself on the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr "

There coming for you bladey

HIDE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

D*unk n here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going quick tonight "

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I've made it to part 3 tonight!!

You're doing well chick

Right now I'm patting myself on the back "

Victory Dance time !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!"

Ah....Bugger

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

There coming for you bladey

HIDE "

They've tride before they failed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!

Shit what do we do?"

PAAANNNNNIIIIICCCCC

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"D*unk n here "

Howdy, I'm tipsy, nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr "

What you done now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!

Ah....Bugger "

Tbh I haven't got a bloody clue what's been going on

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!

Shit what do we do?

PAAANNNNNIIIIICCCCC "

*Buries head in sand before Armageddon comes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've made it to part 3 tonight!!

You're doing well chick

Right now I'm patting myself on the back "

Don't drop your phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

There coming for you bladey

HIDE

They've tride before they failed "

Haha

You'll just have to stay with us instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was. "

only ever seen a part 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"D*unk n here "

Good evening Ms. Watson

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, no need to ask if you've had a good night then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"D*unk n here

Howdy, I'm tipsy, nice to meet you"

hi

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"I've made it to part 3 tonight!!

You're doing well chick

Right now I'm patting myself on the back

Don't drop your phone "

That is safe, it only happens when my eyes close for longer than a minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"D*unk n here

Good evening Ms. Watson

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, no need to ask if you've had a good night then "

well yes so did he I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

What you done now "

there in the wrong place I'm over here

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"D*unk n here

Howdy, I'm tipsy, nice to meet you hi "

Good evening? I assume so if you're d*unk lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

There coming for you bladey

HIDE

They've tride before they failed

Haha

You'll just have to stay with us instead "

Wish they'd fuck off still here the knobs

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*pops head in, lets Voddy know the c.o.t. will be served in about an hour

Catweazle (the wrestler ) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5"

Had pt.6 twice and it.got.to a pt.7 once.with about 50 posts on it. Was a good laugh

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"D*unk n here

Good evening Ms. Watson

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, no need to ask if you've had a good night then well yes so did he I think "

Social or play?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5"

We last much longer than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"D*unk n here

Good evening Ms. Watson

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, no need to ask if you've had a good night then well yes so did he I think "

Definitely sounds like you've had a good one then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

There coming for you bladey

HIDE

They've tride before they failed

Haha

You'll just have to stay with us instead

Wish they'd fuck off still here the knobs "

Were not that bad are we

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha "

This goes on all night for some

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha "

Sounds like a plan haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*pops head in, lets Voddy know the c.o.t. will be served in about an hour

Catweazle (the wrestler ) x"

Ah yeah forgot about the wrestler thought she meant the telly one.lol

An hour for cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that "

Was going to say something then lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha "

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha "

I'm working till 7am but yes we do get a few restless souls for the duration...all are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!

Shit what do we do?

PAAANNNNNIIIIICCCCC

*Buries head in sand before Armageddon comes*"

Evenin' all.

Ah, how quickly people forget!

G'night all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha"

Plan A or plan B?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

"

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

"

This made me laugh

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat "

You got the police there to then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody hell

And no Suzy!!!!!!

Shit what do we do?

PAAANNNNNIIIIICCCCC

*Buries head in sand before Armageddon comes*

Evenin' all.

Ah, how quickly people forget!

G'night all.

"

Good evening Mr. Happy

You're late this evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

"

Wheres your proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then "

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof "

Of what

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today "

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what "

bit slow tonight ain't ya

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B? "

Plan A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped. "

that was me when I was 16 haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya "

No I think your just being naughty

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

"

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B?

Plan A"

That's the good one right?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr "

I used to live under the flightpath of the Derbys/Notts/Lincs chopper whose base was 6 miles up the road at Butterly HQ

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha "

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty "

me? Definitely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Talk about poetic justice. I've got the dible helicopter right over my fecking house grrrrr

I used to live under the flightpath of the Derbys/Notts/Lincs chopper whose base was 6 miles up the road at Butterly HQ "

Bet that was pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B?

Plan A

That's the good one right? "

Wouldn't you like to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes "

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B?

Plan A

That's the good one right? "

Yep it is. Plan A is the one that involves me chatting on here for a bit longer xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty

me? Definitely not "

Of course

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3 "

Staying safe tonight PP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty

me? Definitely not

Of course "

how very dare you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3 "

Are actually working PP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha "

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty

me? Definitely not

Of course

how very dare you lol"

I forgot your an aren't you

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125 "

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

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By *ervertsCouple  over a year ago

halesowen

Bit early for all this isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B?

Plan A

That's the good one right?

Wouldn't you like to know "

Erm.....yes

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

"

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty

me? Definitely not

Of course

how very dare you lol

I forgot your an aren't you "

I am nah I can't even convince myself on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125 "

I went straight from cbt test to a Cbr600 wasn't exactly legal though as it was an ex track day toy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat "

Fucktards and Twatooks should be put in a biscuit tin full of wasps...ooo that just gave me a flashback of "making perfume" as a kid from flower petals and water in my mam's biscuit tins lol...you could never smell it cos the wasps wouldn't let you near it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bit early for all this isn't it?"

Eye eye the bobbies have arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B?

Plan A

That's the good one right?

Yep it is. Plan A is the one that involves me chatting on here for a bit longer xx"

That's the good one then

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Sounds like a plan haha

Plan A or plan B?

Plan A

That's the good one right?

Wouldn't you like to know

Erm.....yes "

yes its the good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3 "

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems "

Fastest banter in the east

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE"

Didn't that have pedals? lol last bike I had was a 08 cbr600 but ended up a write off

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE"

THE bike anyone born in the late 60's to mid 70's had , if they stayed with the faith they move onto the rd 350 .

Jo x

My man was working on a cg125 today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE"

I remember them and chicken chasers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty

me? Definitely not

Of course

how very dare you lol

I forgot your an aren't you

I am nah I can't even convince myself on that one "

That's what I thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

I went straight from cbt test to a Cbr600 wasn't exactly legal though as it was an ex track day toy "

the rs125 I had was track bike was one of the older quicker ones with the yamaha engines in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bit early for all this isn't it?"

Good evening Wronguns

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, we start at 22:30ish as that's usually the time I finish my rounds and sit and chill. Gives the pepole who are about till midnight a chance to join in too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special "

Haha that's no way to charm a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Staying safe tonight PP?"

So far so good stretchy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Going quick tonight

It does some nights hard to judge, we got to a pt.7 last week I think it was.

only ever seen a part 5

We last much longer than that

Was going to say something then lol

Wheres your proof

Of what

bit slow tonight ain't ya

No I think your just being naughty

me? Definitely not

Of course

how very dare you lol

I forgot your an aren't you

I am nah I can't even convince myself on that one

That's what I thought "

Yeah but you could of been wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

Fucktards and Twatooks should be put in a biscuit tin full of wasps...ooo that just gave me a flashback of "making perfume" as a kid from flower petals and water in my mam's biscuit tins lol...you could never smell it cos the wasps wouldn't let you near it "

My daughter does that with rose petals

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

Didn't that have pedals? lol last bike I had was a 08 cbr600 but ended up a write off

"

Haha pedals no not quite. Google em fastest 50 you can get blow away anything today. Cbr6 so when you gona get a real bike then haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Are actually working PP"

I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems

Fastest banter in the east"

But you're south

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire

I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

Didn't that have pedals? lol last bike I had was a 08 cbr600 but ended up a write off

Haha pedals no not quite. Google em fastest 50 you can get blow away anything today. Cbr6 so when you gona get a real bike then haha. "

that cbr600 was a good bike but im looking at a zx12 next

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Are actually working PP

I am "

That's not good enough is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

THE bike anyone born in the late 60's to mid 70's had , if they stayed with the faith they move onto the rd 350 .

Jo x

My man was working on a cg125 today "

They were a good bike to start off with though weren't they

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just seen the time , off to bed in a mo night night Daniel , Bladey et al .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now "

I do this as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just seen the time , off to bed in a mo night night Daniel , Bladey et al .

Jo x"

Night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knobheads 3&4 are in town now Miss V x

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well "

Not just me then .... thank god ...

Jo x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Staying safe tonight PP?

So far so good stretchy "

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Are actually working PP

I am

That's not good enough is it

"

You're tucked up aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now "

You're doing well still,1am is like the wall for a lot of people

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Night hot and horny .

Jo x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems

Fastest banter in the east

But you're south "

South east

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just seen the time , off to bed in a mo night night Daniel , Bladey et al .

Jo x"

Nighty night Jo filthy dreams x

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well "

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Just seen the time , off to bed in a mo night night Daniel , Bladey et al .

Jo x

Night "

Night night x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals "

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

Haha that's no way to charm a lady "

Tell me about it but even so 1 I'll not forget and not even a kiss ya tight git.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything "

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Just seen the time , off to bed in a mo night night Daniel , Bladey et al .

Jo x"

Night sweet take care. Hope you got ya chopper sorted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

"

That you are

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3 "

You still want that massage pp?

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/415332

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

Not just me then .... thank god ...

Jo x"

Not by the sound of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Are actually working PP

I am

That's not good enough is it

You're tucked up aren't you "

I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems

Fastest banter in the east

But you're south

South east"

Close enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knobheads 3&4 are in town now Miss V x "

Lol bet you can hear em doing handbrake turns in Ponty Park can't ya? X Isn't it McFlurry time yet baby? X

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems

Fastest banter in the east

But you're south

South east

Close enough "

Flagging now though :'-(

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

"

Swimming through the coal bunkers? How do you manage that?

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight"

Oo er missus! I haven't seen young Sammy around tonight! Have you hidden him away somewhere

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE"

Never had one or an AP 50, first bike was a 1972 Honda CB 100

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight"

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

That you are "

You complaining

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knobheads 3&4 are in town now Miss V x

Lol bet you can hear em doing handbrake turns in Ponty Park can't ya? X Isn't it McFlurry time yet baby? X"

No I'm being good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fuck me I turn my back.for one second and you're on part 3

Its quick draw banter tonight it seems

Fastest banter in the east

But you're south

South east

Close enough

Flagging now though :'-("

You've gone past the 1am wall so you're doing well

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Oo er missus! I haven't seen young Sammy around tonight! Have you hidden him away somewhere "

I was thinking that

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Oo er missus! I haven't seen young Sammy around tonight! Have you hidden him away somewhere "

He's driving someone he works with to Brize Norton

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell "

My drinking partner of this evening

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Oo er missus! I haven't seen young Sammy around tonight! Have you hidden him away somewhere

He's driving someone he works with to Brize Norton"

Oh he is a good egg x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Knobheads 3&4 are in town now Miss V x

Lol bet you can hear em doing handbrake turns in Ponty Park can't ya? X Isn't it McFlurry time yet baby? X

No I'm being good "

Fuck it I wouldn't, love Dairy Milk McFlurries

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Hola.

So who put a memo out to all the local knobheads that I was sleeping with the windows open due to the heat?

Knobhead 1 kicked over my neighbours recycling bin full of tins and glass all over the road

Knobhead 2 a boy racer on a land speed record attempt in his mam's Renault Clit (cunt doesn't have the same ring to it as clit)

Knobheads 3 & 4 re-enacting scenes from Fast and Furious on the housing estate to the right with what can only be described as shite spilling from their speakers and twin exhaust pipes

A x

Good evening Vanilla

Feel your pain we've had a fucktard keep riding past on what can only be described as a biscuit tin full of wasps..twat

You got the police there to then

Ha ha no just some utter douche on a shitty moped.

that was me when I was 16 haha

I bypassed the moped phase and went straight to bikes

I only had it for about 6months then got a derby 50cc then rs125

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

Never had one or an AP 50, first bike was a 1972 Honda CB 100 "

Believe it or not I've a dt in my garage been there over 10 years now and its only done 1100 miles. Poor things coverd in dust

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

Swimming through the coal bunkers? How do you manage that? "

In through the top hatch and out through the bottom hatch quick as possible through a freshly filled bunker...how we didn't suffocate I don't know...my mother was at her wits end...

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Oo er missus! I haven't seen young Sammy around tonight! Have you hidden him away somewhere

He's driving someone he works with to Brize Norton

Oh he is a good egg x"

Yes he is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

Haha that's no way to charm a lady

Tell me about it but even so 1 I'll not forget and not even a kiss ya tight git. "

Haha "such is life"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening "

Didn't you bag him with the old coffee back at mine line?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening "

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

Swimming through the coal bunkers? How do you manage that?

In through the top hatch and out through the bottom hatch quick as possible through a freshly filled bunker...how we didn't suffocate I don't know...my mother was at her wits end... "

Ha ha ha I bet she loved that

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Didn't you bag him with the old coffee back at mine line? "

I don't live alone . I house share

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was "

I didn't say, all I'm saying is he is a lovely man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Didn't you bag him with the old coffee back at mine line?

I don't live alone . I house share "

Ah...awkward...ish

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Didn't you bag him with the old coffee back at mine line?

I don't live alone . I house share

Ah...awkward...ish "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was

I didn't say, all I'm saying is he is a lovely man "

You can't do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm bowing out guys...my eyes won't focus any more...nunite all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm bowing out guys...my eyes won't focus any more...nunite all xxx "

Night

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was

I didn't say, all I'm saying is he is a lovely man

You can't do that "

Yes I can

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

Haha that's no way to charm a lady

Tell me about it but even so 1 I'll not forget and not even a kiss ya tight git.

Haha "such is life" "

How it was ment to be sweet x

Right all I'm out of here things to do and places to be tomorrow. Night all again

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I'm bowing out guys...my eyes won't focus any more...nunite all xxx

Night "

nighty night x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

Haha that's no way to charm a lady

Tell me about it but even so 1 I'll not forget and not even a kiss ya tight git.

Haha "such is life"

How it was ment to be sweet x

Right all I'm out of here things to do and places to be tomorrow. Night all again "

Night bladey

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

Swimming through the coal bunkers? How do you manage that?

In through the top hatch and out through the bottom hatch quick as possible through a freshly filled bunker...how we didn't suffocate I don't know...my mother was at her wits end... "

Well that sounds like great fun, my folks never had a coal bunker, I had to make mud pies and fight with my brothers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was

I didn't say, all I'm saying is he is a lovely man

You can't do that

Yes I can "

So not fair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knobheads 3&4 are in town now Miss V x

Lol bet you can hear em doing handbrake turns in Ponty Park can't ya? X Isn't it McFlurry time yet baby? X

No I'm being good

Fuck it I wouldn't, love Dairy Milk McFlurries "

Me too that's the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm bowing out guys...my eyes won't focus any more...nunite all xxx "

Nighty night filthy dreams and thanks for dropping by xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

Haha that's no way to charm a lady

Tell me about it but even so 1 I'll not forget and not even a kiss ya tight git.

Haha "such is life"

How it was ment to be sweet x

Right all I'm out of here things to do and places to be tomorrow. Night all again

Night bladey"

Night bladey.....again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my I predict people staying awake just for the sake of it now haha

Hiya where you been me old mucker. You both ok. Was only thinking about you today

Yeah all good thanks, Hmm don't tell me when you was actually thinking of me

You no you love me thinking of you hmmmmm water sports haha

You really need to sort that bitch out !!

She only does it to people she like so your special very fuck special

Haha that's no way to charm a lady

Tell me about it but even so 1 I'll not forget and not even a kiss ya tight git.

Haha "such is life"

How it was ment to be sweet x

Right all I'm out of here things to do and places to be tomorrow. Night all again "

Nighty night again soppy bollocks

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was

I didn't say, all I'm saying is he is a lovely man

You can't do that

Yes I can

So not fair "

Why's that?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

THE bike anyone born in the late 60's to mid 70's had , if they stayed with the faith they move onto the rd 350 .

Jo x

"

I had 2 RD 200s & 2 RD 400s one Beckett tuned, used to blow most 750s out of the water

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

Swimming through the coal bunkers? How do you manage that?

In through the top hatch and out through the bottom hatch quick as possible through a freshly filled bunker...how we didn't suffocate I don't know...my mother was at her wits end...

Well that sounds like great fun, my folks never had a coal bunker, I had to make mud pies and fight with my brothers!"

Our neighbours had one but I'd never thought of getting in it at any point

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Knobheads 3&4 are in town now Miss V x

Lol bet you can hear em doing handbrake turns in Ponty Park can't ya? X Isn't it McFlurry time yet baby? X

No I'm being good

Fuck it I wouldn't, love Dairy Milk McFlurries

Me too that's the problem "

Treat yourself just be good the next day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Arrr your to young but should have gone with a fissy fs1e. God im showing my age. Ace will remember em. ACE

THE bike anyone born in the late 60's to mid 70's had , if they stayed with the faith they move onto the rd 350 .

Jo x

I had 2 RD 200s & 2 RD 400s one Beckett tuned, used to blow most 750s out of the water "

Why did I just read that as R2D2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My daughter does that with rose petals

That was my main source but me and the perfume business never got off the ground so I switched to worm car racing on my neighbours scalectrix and swimming through the coal bunker...happy days...still dirty today

Swimming through the coal bunkers? How do you manage that?

In through the top hatch and out through the bottom hatch quick as possible through a freshly filled bunker...how we didn't suffocate I don't know...my mother was at her wits end...

Well that sounds like great fun, my folks never had a coal bunker, I had to make mud pies and fight with my brothers!

Our neighbours had one but I'd never thought of getting in it at any point "

my nan had one and I never thought to jump in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just slung my leg over my quilt to cool down so can't imagine I'll be around for long now

I do this as well

I'd prefer it to be a man but hey can't have everything

I'd love a specific man in my bed tonight

Do tell

My drinking partner of this evening

Which was who? Did I miss you saying who it was

I didn't say, all I'm saying is he is a lovely man

You can't do that

Yes I can

So not fair

Why's that?"

Because now I want to know

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