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Sacrificial lamb

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What personal talent/ability/skill that you possess, would you sacrifice in order to vent your carnal lust upon your ultimate fab shag?

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

My ability to speed eat an entire Lyons chocolate Swiss roll. I'd miss it, but come on, priorities!

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

my only talent is shagging so pointless for me really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The woman I desire most isn't on fab.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My ability to flip beer mats, that should do it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wouldn't but I might offer up a lamb chop, with mint sauce, for the right man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The woman I desire most isn't on fab."

And what would you forfeit for this mysterious lass?

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

"I wouldn't but I might offer up a lamb chop, with mint sauce, for the right man.

For the sake of clarity, does this dish also involve some variety of spud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ability to flip beer mats, that should do it!

That would indeed be a tragic loss to the world.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My ability to flip beer mats, that should do it!

That would indeed be a tragic loss to the world. "

It would, but let's face it lust is lust!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ability to flip beer mats, that should do it!

That would indeed be a tragic loss to the world.

It would, but let's face it lust is lust!!

I'm not sure I could justify or rest easy, depriving you of such sorcery. x

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wouldn't but I might offer up a lamb chop, with mint sauce, for the right man.

For the sake of clarity, does this dish also involve some variety of spud?"

I could probably knock up some potato wedges, tossed in olive oil and rosemary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have any talents

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have any talents "

Ok.. How about your hair or kidney perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My awesomeness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My awesomeness."

(Which he gets from his mum)

-you fed me the line, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sense of irony

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

"I wouldn't but I might offer up a lamb chop, with mint sauce, for the right man.

For the sake of clarity, does this dish also involve some variety of spud?

I could probably knock up some potato wedges, tossed in olive oil and rosemary.

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My awesomeness.

(Which he gets from his mum)

-you fed me the line, sorry.

No need to apologize, it's a true story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i might consider sacrificing my pinky for a sultry ,tattoed Yakuza geisha.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd only need to lose weight to be able to get my dream shag from fab. 4-5 stone should do it.

I won't do it just for a shag, however hot he is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ability to play the spoons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ability to play the spoons.

a noble gesture

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