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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My dick died... Can I bury it in you?

I haven't had a best one to date. That's up there with the worst though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look nice, whats your name?

as opposed to

Lets not turn this rape into a murder...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi bitch, let's fuck.

Got me fanny dripping that did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were a tree and I were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole.

...have actually pulled with that sometimes.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't wanna bore you with a chatup line, but can I bore you in another way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My brother comes out with some absolute belters, such as...

What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.

And

Did you just fart? Coz you blew me away.

Worryingly he's not single.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

"My brother comes out with some absolute belters, such as...

What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.

And

Did you just fart? Coz you blew me away.

Worryingly he's not single. "

YEah but some women find them funny, so that could be part of the reason why he's not single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That far line is gold I must try it I'm out in two weeks time for a road test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got spanner eyes every time I look at them my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got asked at a club once if I wanted sex I said no then guy said well do you wanna lay down while I have some,lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To a tall lady who liked guys over 6ft.. ' I'm not tall enough but I'm sure I could grow a few inches for you! '

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

ive heard this one said to a few ladies

could you help me please as my balls are turning a bit blue as they need a bit of release so they can go back to normal again

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By *od ThrusterMan over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue,

This is a knife...get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

This is a knife...get in the van"

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I may not be the best looking guy in the world but I have a bag.

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

you remind me of my little toe... your small... your cute... and ill probably bang you on my coffee table later :P

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

id remove every chair bench and stool in the world just to have you sit on my face..

were you a girl scout, because you certainly know how to pitch my tent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look good in them jeans . They'd look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here ten pence ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

My names Dick would you like it ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like chicken??? Suck my cock its foul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd crawl across broken glass to suck the cock that fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You smell nice, what have you got on?"

"I've got a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just fart? -because you blew me away.

Honestly the BEST chatup line

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My best line ever was 'Hello, do you remember me, we danced in the rain on the South Bank?'

He answered 'You look hot as hell tonight and you know it!'

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