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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we just had one
id fuck you because your local
and you got nice tits
come on guys give us girls a break
what would yours be lol "
You are lucky your getting the classy ones!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fancy some fun
really does my head in, especially when there is nothin on their profiles ie pics or even anything written, do they seriously think this line will work?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we just had one
id fuck you because your local
and you got nice tits
come on guys give us girls a break
what would yours be lol "
my name is Sweep and I want to play too.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just had "now then i think you need a me in your life"! he had a two line profile which more or less stated he would shag anything!
I don't know whether to be flattered or offended lol! |
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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago
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Just had an email with this one:
A guy walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The guy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The guy smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had an email with this one:
A guy walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The guy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The guy smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bloody thing's an hour fast!' "
Now that would work on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once spotted a girl in a niteclub abd fancied her something rotten so I walked up to her and said, "I bet I can tell you your birthday by feeling your left breast," to which she replied, "go on then, I'm intrigued now."
So I copped a feel, squeezed it for a little while then said, "September 14th."
She replied, "Wow, how the fuck did you know that!"
I said, "I asked yer mate a few minutes ago."
And yes, we shagged that night lol |
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"amongst many many inane lines - the one that began 'i'm sorry if i've pestered you before'...............
Is that really so bad?"
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yes - starting with an apology and the word pester - I just shut down - today i've had messages along the lines of - hey, babes, wana fuck - hi hunni u wont 2 met me lter - wow - hey - i'm not to far, u wanna meet now - you get the idea! |
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"Of course I do...I just think you highlighted the least offensive of the lot."
i didn't say it was offensive in the slightest - just a very weak and lily livered way to start a message when you're trying to make an impression! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i don't really use chat up lines i rely on my natural charm and looks and style.
OK things have been a bit slow for the last 15 years.....
But have heard these...
Do you like cartoons i may not be fred flintstone but i could make your bedrock
You have eyes like spanners
everytime i see them my nuts tighten
and yes the top bit was a joke |
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