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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today a lad at work was going on about this thing called a 'monkey face' so I thought I'd Google search for what it was, description is below....feel free to comment after reading!!
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today a lad at work was going on about this thing called a 'monkey face' so I thought I'd Google search for what it was, description is below....feel free to comment after reading!!
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?""
Lovely. Except for the pubic shavings.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Who thinks this shit up?
Gotta love urban dictionary though  "
Hey, lads, I know what we can do that's a laugh. Let's think up the weirdest sex acts and fetishes we can and put them on the internet like they are real things. Let's see if we can get people to try them or maybe get them to catch on as a trend! Now, what really stupid stuff can we con people into doing...
At least, that's my guess. I expect there was also alcohol involved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who thinks this shit up?
Gotta love urban dictionary though
Hey, lads, I know what we can do that's a laugh. Let's think up the weirdest sex acts and fetishes we can and put them on the internet like they are real things. Let's see if we can get people to try them or maybe get them to catch on as a trend! Now, what really stupid stuff can we con people into doing...
At least, that's my guess. I expect there was also alcohol involved."
I'm up for trying some of that! What ideas have you got in mind?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who thinks this shit up?
Gotta love urban dictionary though
Hey, lads, I know what we can do that's a laugh. Let's think up the weirdest sex acts and fetishes we can and put them on the internet like they are real things. Let's see if we can get people to try them or maybe get them to catch on as a trend! Now, what really stupid stuff can we con people into doing...
At least, that's my guess. I expect there was also alcohol involved."
Nah: schoolyard. |
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