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Tea drinking for geriatrics, cabbage wafters and young'n alike

By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

I...had a dream...for the sake of world peace... Let us unite, put down your zimmer frames and walking canes.. Kids retract your hoods... For this day is a day that will go down in history... The day tea drinkers old and new unite.. As one unstoppable force ... To par-tay.

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Bloody kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!! *waves stick*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I'm not coming in

Not exclusive enough for me

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

*loads rifle* Alright just don't say it again

Also, any chance of a tea?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Any chance of a massage this old one had aching muscles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just leave me in the corner with the gin jelly!!

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"Any chance of a massage this old one had aching muscles

Of course there is my dear

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

I just want cake n cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I...had a dream...for the sake of world peace... Let us unite, put down your zimmer frames and walking canes.. Kids retract your hoods... For this day is a day that will go down in history... The day tea drinkers old and new unite.. As one unstoppable force ... To par-tay.

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

Yesterday you had a post in which you suggested your time on fab was perhaps nearing its end .... Now you seem obsessed with tea drinking , cake eating and world peace .

Does this mean you are staying ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chucks an empty bottle of tequila on the floor. Closely followed by a half eaten sausage. I'm done

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

Yesterday you had a post in which you suggested your time on fab was perhaps nearing its end .... Now you seem obsessed with tea drinking , cake eating and world peace .

Does this mean you are staying ? "

Lol that was contextual and a joke aimed at myself, apologies if the subtleties were lost on you.

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By *uxomBloomsWoman over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I've still got a nice apricot frangipane tart they didn't seem interested over at the wrinkled tea party, I don't know why, the pastry's not that tough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still got a nice apricot frangipane tart they didn't seem interested over at the wrinkled tea party, I don't know why, the pastry's not that tough."

It is! Suck it first!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"*loads rifle* Alright just don't say it again

Also, any chance of a tea? "

Makes a pot and pours tea for all... (Bloody big pot) sugar is on the side and the bar is open ...help yourselves. I fancy a pastry right now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm baaaack!

*carts in shed loads of scones and jam and clotted cream freshly purchased from Every Little Helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dying for a brew!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Any chance of a massage this old one had aching muscles

Gets out the massage couch and places it in the corner... You can pop into my bedroom to get changed... There's a towel on the side...

Looks over his essential oils.... Hmm rose lavender or tea tree?...

pretty thing and feisty too I'm sure let's go for rose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm baaaack!

*carts in shed loads of scones and jam and clotted cream freshly purchased from Every Little Helps

Live well for less ones are nicer!!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Dying for a brew!"

Reinforcements!!

Great job! Here I put one up for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised you oldies are still awake after having already been to a party today.

*golf claps*

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney"

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"Any chance of a massage this old one had aching muscles

baths run ready for you and oils are in the bedroom when you get out dont bother with the towel as its naked massage

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I've still got a nice apricot frangipane tart they didn't seem interested over at the wrinkled tea party, I don't know why, the pastry's not that tough."

Tart! Pastries!!!! There is a god! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney"

I never got my strong black from earlier!!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I'm surprised you oldies are still awake after having already been to a party today.

*golf claps*"

Lol lib :P they just had a nap.. And I handed around banana's for an energy boost.

*opens the banana innuendo door*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dying for a brew!

Reinforcements!!

Great job! Here I put one up for you xx "

Cracking "Builders" just how I like it, warm and brown and not sweet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surprised you oldies are still awake after having already been to a party today.

*golf claps*"

Watch it lib! We might be passed it but we have a good aim with our sticks!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

**Pours you some coffee**

I'm straight, so pass your kiss on to someone instead

-Courtney

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

you was stradling both earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surprised you oldies are still awake after having already been to a party today.

*golf claps*"

Oh dear- you better get off the coarse..you wandered into the rough...may I suggest the 19th

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

If I reach the age I need a walking aid then I'm having me one of them there scooters and I'm going to cause havoc with it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I never got my strong black from earlier!!"

Cheater! I totally gave you your coffee **pours some more**

I even ate some of your sausage

Need me to lick off some of that peanut butter too? There's some on your cheek...

-Courtney

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

**Pours you some coffee**

I'm straight, so pass your kiss on to someone instead

-Courtney"

Thank you! Anyone want a spare kiss?

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"If I reach the age I need a walking aid then I'm having me one of them there scooters and I'm going to cause havoc with it!

I feel an oap asbo coming... Just make sure your back for tea.. I don't want you off out on your own after dark..

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

you was stradling both earlier "

Im missing stradding already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you! Anyone want a spare kiss?"

Does it come with tongue?

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

**Pours you some coffee**

I'm straight, so pass your kiss on to someone instead

-Courtney

Thank you! Anyone want a spare kiss?"

As the host I'll bare this burden.. I he things that have to put up with... Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah the yoof of today, so fickle

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

**Pours you some coffee**

I'm straight, so pass your kiss on to someone instead

-Courtney

Thank you! Anyone want a spare kiss?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

Yesterday you had a post in which you suggested your time on fab was perhaps nearing its end .... Now you seem obsessed with tea drinking , cake eating and world peace .

Does this mean you are staying ?

Lol that was contextual and a joke aimed at myself, apologies if the subtleties were lost on you."

There was an air of contextual sarcasm in my post too , although I'm sure it wasn't lost on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I reach the age I need a walking aid then I'm having me one of them there scooters and I'm going to cause havoc with it!

I got knocked on my ass by 1 of those once, shopping in Lincoln and this old git came flying out the pub!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

Yesterday you had a post in which you suggested your time on fab was perhaps nearing its end .... Now you seem obsessed with tea drinking , cake eating and world peace .

Does this mean you are staying ?

Lol that was contextual and a joke aimed at myself, apologies if the subtleties were lost on you.

There was an air of contextual sarcasm in my post too , although I'm sure it wasn't lost on you

Ha-ha very good xx I do not plan on leaving, your concern is most appreciated

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"If I reach the age I need a walking aid then I'm having me one of them there scooters and I'm going to cause havoc with it!

I got knocked on my ass by 1 of those once, shopping in Lincoln and this old git came flying out the pub!

See these oldies are reckless.. Why back in my day...lol

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"Thank you! Anyone want a spare kiss?

Does it come with tongue?"

Of course! A bit wet sloppy kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had my nap, now where's my tea

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By *aeriequeenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Seems like kisses all round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I never got my strong black from earlier!!

Cheater! I totally gave you your coffee **pours some more**

I even ate some of your sausage

Need me to lick off some of that peanut butter too? There's some on your cheek...

-Courtney"

Is the sausage payment in kind instead of a kiss? I'll take that...

Oooh I can't seem to catch that spot of peanut butter, would you mind terribly...?

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I've had my nap, now where's my tea

Pours you a tea.. You don't look like you need sugar.. You're sweet enough already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had my nap, now where's my tea

Pours you a tea.. You don't look like you need sugar.. You're sweet enough already

What was that young man, do speak up, I can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

Yesterday you had a post in which you suggested your time on fab was perhaps nearing its end .... Now you seem obsessed with tea drinking , cake eating and world peace .

Does this mean you are staying ?

Lol that was contextual and a joke aimed at myself, apologies if the subtleties were lost on you.

There was an air of contextual sarcasm in my post too , although I'm sure it wasn't lost on you

Ha-ha very good xx I do not plan on leaving, your concern is most appreciated

Well thank goodness for that , there are an awful lot of people who would miss their afternoon tea were you to leave

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I've had my nap, now where's my tea

Pours you a tea.. You don't look like you need sugar.. You're sweet enough already

What was that young man, do speak up, I can't hear you

"
hehe

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

P.s if I ever use the phrase par-tay again... Please shoot me.

Yesterday you had a post in which you suggested your time on fab was perhaps nearing its end .... Now you seem obsessed with tea drinking , cake eating and world peace .

Does this mean you are staying ?

Lol that was contextual and a joke aimed at myself, apologies if the subtleties were lost on you.

There was an air of contextual sarcasm in my post too , although I'm sure it wasn't lost on you

Ha-ha very good xx I do not plan on leaving, your concern is most appreciated

Well thank goodness for that , there are an awful lot of people who would miss their afternoon tea were you to leave

Midnight snacks too hahaha x

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"Seems like kisses all round

*gives kiss back*

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

I'll have a coffee. Had my sausage and now fancy some dessert

you was stradling both earlier

Im missing stradding already

well we cant have that can we so straddle over my face and im going to suck and lick there then you give the kisses and finally straddle something lower down and sink yourself deep onto it

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

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By *olyCheshireCatMan over a year ago

Cheshire

Mmmmmmmm.....tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade."

Can I interest you in a gin jelly lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade."

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

Can I interest you in a gin jelly lol "

Sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still got coffee if anyone's interested. A kiss per cup

vanilla hazelnut or regular.

-Courtney

I never got my strong black from earlier!!

Cheater! I totally gave you your coffee **pours some more**

I even ate some of your sausage

Need me to lick off some of that peanut butter too? There's some on your cheek...

-Courtney

Is the sausage payment in kind instead of a kiss? I'll take that...

Oooh I can't seem to catch that spot of peanut butter, would you mind terribly...?"

I'll accept payment in kind

And I took care of that peanut butter for you

Mwah!

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney"

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Help! I've just been knocked down by a horde of yoof rushing to cuddle Vara. Make way please - cuddler coming through!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Help! I've just been knocked down by a horde of yoof rushing to cuddle Vara. Make way please - cuddler coming through!

"
Evening happy got how's you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*"

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

Pick your man...or woman

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Help! I've just been knocked down by a horde of yoof rushing to cuddle Vara. Make way please - cuddler coming through!

Evening happy got how's you?"

All the better for seeing you,sweetheart.

*gives vara hug.

* gives vara an extra hug for luck.

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

Hehe very good choice... *makes a note* and would you like fries with that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't remember where I left my tea

Ooh jelly .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

Can I interest you in a gin jelly lol

Sounds delightful

Knock yourself out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Help! I've just been knocked down by a horde of yoof rushing to cuddle Vara. Make way please - cuddler coming through!

Evening happy got how's you?

All the better for seeing you,sweetheart.

*gives vara hug.

* gives vara an extra hug for luck."
Awww thanks happy, sitting me with me in the chill area?

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Well I've spent the afternoon at the wrinklies' tea party after staying up most of last night so bring it on. Although I could do with a coffee; did someone mention a hazelnut one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

Hehe very good choice... *makes a note* and would you like fries with that?"

I don't like chips...there I said it I'm a weirdo haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't remember where I left my tea

Ooh jelly .....

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

Pick your man...or woman

-Courtney"

Fancy a job courtney, customer satisfaction is 5 stars with you about hehe...

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

Pick your man...or woman

-Courtney"

Sod it, I'll snog everyone!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

Hehe very good choice... *makes a note* and would you like fries with that?

I don't like chips...there I said it I'm a weirdo haha"

Perfectly understanda-What! Freak! Lmao just kidding I'll find you some nuts to chew on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I've spent the afternoon at the wrinklies' tea party after staying up most of last night so bring it on. Although I could do with a coffee; did someone mention a hazelnut one?"

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

It will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on. Enjoy!!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Help! I've just been knocked down by a horde of yoof rushing to cuddle Vara. Make way please - cuddler coming through!

Evening happy got how's you?

All the better for seeing you,sweetheart.

*gives vara hug.

* gives vara an extra hug for luck.

Awww thanks happy, sitting me with me in the chill area?

Ooooh, yes please! If I cuddle up too close just punch me in the face (it won't scratch - I've shaved!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

Hehe very good choice... *makes a note* and would you like fries with that?

I don't like chips...there I said it I'm a weirdo haha

Perfectly understanda-What! Freak! Lmao just kidding I'll find you some nuts to chew on

"
Chilli coated please

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

Hehe very good choice... *makes a note* and would you like fries with that?

I don't like chips...there I said it I'm a weirdo haha

Perfectly understanda-What! Freak! Lmao just kidding I'll find you some nuts to chew on

Chilli coated please

Winces* hahaha feel sorry for that guy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

Pick your man...or woman

-Courtney

Fancy a job courtney, customer satisfaction is 5 stars with you about hehe...

Sorry!! Thought I could help out with the hostessing

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Help! I've just been knocked down by a horde of yoof rushing to cuddle Vara. Make way please - cuddler coming through!

Evening happy got how's you?

All the better for seeing you,sweetheart.

*gives vara hug.

* gives vara an extra hug for luck.

Awww thanks happy, sitting me with me in the chill area?

Ooooh, yes please! If I cuddle up too close just punch me in the face (it won't scratch - I've shaved!

Shaved? Oh no happy I like the beard! I'm a lover not a fighter...oooh what those hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wod the tea. I will take a mojito and an arm chair please. Also a cuddle if there's any going spare?

Shakes the mojhito...armchair by the fire... And here's the hugs menu... Just let me know when you are ready to order.

Order? just bring me one of each

Hehe very good choice... *makes a note* and would you like fries with that?

I don't like chips...there I said it I'm a weirdo haha

Perfectly understanda-What! Freak! Lmao just kidding I'll find you some nuts to chew on

Chilli coated please

Winces* hahaha feel sorry for that guy lol"

pmsl good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

Pick your man...or woman

-Courtney

Sod it, I'll snog everyone!

Yaaaay! A cuddle with vara and a snog from V-V - I'm in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I only drink coffee.

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"*wanders in*

Where's the coffee? I don't like tea and I've run out of vod...uh...lemonade.

I have it, but it will cost you a kiss. Women have to pass it on to someone else. Vanilla hazelnut or regular?

-Courtney

Ooh the flavoured one please.

*looks round for an unsuspecting victim to snog*

**pours some vanilla hazelnut**

Pick your man...or woman

-Courtney

Fancy a job courtney, customer satisfaction is 5 stars with you about hehe...

Sorry!! Thought I could help out with the hostessing

-Courtney"

Don't be I love it xxx

watching you pour coffee is like watching the clouds rain on the world... Don't ask me how I'm metaphorically challenged hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think someone is putting roofies in the coffee.

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I think someone is putting roofies in the coffee."

My bad....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I only drink coffee."

Vanilla Hazelnut or regular? It will cost you one kiss. Pucker up!!

**Hey Fae!! Do we have a board I can write this on? I'm getting exhausted repeating it

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think someone is putting roofies in the coffee."

Only yours. I've got plans for you....

Btw,I never got my green party hat

-Courtney

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Sorry, I only drink coffee.

Vanilla Hazelnut or regular? It will cost you one kiss. Pucker up!!

**Hey Fae!! Do we have a board I can write this on? I'm getting exhausted repeating it

-Courtney"

Write it on your ass if other people look at it as much as I do.. You should have no issues.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I only drink coffee.

Vanilla Hazelnut or regular? It will cost you one kiss. Pucker up!!

**Hey Fae!! Do we have a board I can write this on? I'm getting exhausted repeating it

-Courtney"

As luck would have it, I happen to have a flip chart and marker pens with me. I was going to use them for a seminar tomorrow, but refreshments are more important.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I only drink coffee.

Vanilla Hazelnut or regular? It will cost you one kiss. Pucker up!!

**Hey Fae!! Do we have a board I can write this on? I'm getting exhausted repeating it

-Courtney

Write it on your ass if other people look at it as much as I do.. You should have no issues.

**Bends over** You'll have to write it for me.

Happy...can we borrow one of your marker pens?

-Courtney

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Sorry, I only drink coffee.

Vanilla Hazelnut or regular? It will cost you one kiss. Pucker up!!

**Hey Fae!! Do we have a board I can write this on? I'm getting exhausted repeating it

-Courtney

Write it on your ass if other people look at it as much as I do.. You should have no issues.

**Bends over** You'll have to write it for me.

Happy...can we borrow one of your marker pens?

-Courtney"

Lol I'll be honest... I don't have the steadiest hand... 1 little slip and this becomes a completely different kind of party ha-ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I only drink coffee.

Vanilla Hazelnut or regular? It will cost you one kiss. Pucker up!!

**Hey Fae!! Do we have a board I can write this on? I'm getting exhausted repeating it

-Courtney

Write it on your ass if other people look at it as much as I do.. You should have no issues.

**Bends over** You'll have to write it for me.

Happy...can we borrow one of your marker pens?

-Courtney"

Of course, Courtney - here you go.

*sneakily draws happy face on Courtney's bum - now that's what I call cracking a smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell! I've emptied the room, and I didn't even fart! Come back !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry happy was having my tea

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

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Did someone say Mojito?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Mojito?

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

Ooh I'll have a large one please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

Ooh I'll have a large one please!

SERIVVVVVVIIIIICCCCEEEE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

Ooh I'll have a large one please!

SERIVVVVVVIIIIICCCCEEEE "

OOOhh! Sorry sorry I was on break

**bends over....**

vanilla hazelnut or regular? It will cost you a kiss but women have to pass it on

-Courtney

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

Ooh I'll have a large one please!

SERIVVVVVVIIIIICCCCEEEE

OOOhh! Sorry sorry I was on break

**bends over....**

vanilla hazelnut or regular? It will cost you a kiss but women have to pass it on

-Courtney"

Hope everybody's is well.. As we move into the evening I've arranged a puñch bowl various spirits as well as finger foods...teehee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

Ooh I'll have a large one please!

SERIVVVVVVIIIIICCCCEEEE

OOOhh! Sorry sorry I was on break

**bends over....**

vanilla hazelnut or regular? It will cost you a kiss but women have to pass it on

-Courtney

Hope everybody's is well.. As we move into the evening I've arranged a puñch bowl various spirits as well as finger foods...teehee "

Good. I'll have some punch. I assume its spiked? Its late and I'm reading "coffee" where there was none requested....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say Mojito?

Yes hun pitcher

Ooh I'll have a large one please!

SERIVVVVVVIIIIICCCCEEEE

OOOhh! Sorry sorry I was on break

**bends over....**

vanilla hazelnut or regular? It will cost you a kiss but women have to pass it on

-Courtney

Hope everybody's is well.. As we move into the evening I've arranged a puñch bowl various spirits as well as finger foods...teehee

Good. I'll have some punch. I assume its spiked? Its late and I'm reading "coffee" where there was none requested....

Ah pull up a pew you need a break!

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By *nFairness OP Man over a year ago

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Spiked? What do you take me for?? A young male?? Jeez... Lol

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I don't like tea

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

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Hazlenut Mojito??

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

Is it bad that I'm on the carlsburg now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good. I'll have some punch. I assume its spiked?"

*nods and winks*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good. I'll have some punch. I assume its spiked?

*nods and winks*"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks everyone!!! I was passed out in the corner from all the gin jellies! When I woke up it was dark and you had all buggered off!!!

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By *ammykingMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"Thanks everyone!!! I was passed out in the corner from all the gin jellies! When I woke up it was dark and you had all buggered off!!!

Some of us are still flitting in and out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we the last ones at the party?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

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I'm here but I'm about ready for my cocoa now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol as it's knocking midnight you are aloud! Marshmallows?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have some late night ice cream if anyone's interested?

-Courtney

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