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"I'm in! "You're on both! Admit it, you're just here for the cake! | |||
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"For those excluded from the other one." I'm not grumpy or wrinkly ...I've got my own glass of lemonade ...and I'm gonna smack your bum | |||
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"Haha, I'm much too cheerful now, but you can ogle my cakes if you like! "your gonna need bigger buns  | |||
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"For those excluded from the other one.I'm not grumpy or wrinkly ...I've got my own glass of lemonade ...and I'm gonna smack your bum" It'd be the last thing you ever did...  | |||
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"Haha, I'm much too cheerful now, but you can ogle my cakes if you like! your gonna need bigger buns "Considerably bigger buns!! | |||
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 hell I might be old but I've got stamina!! | |||
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any chocolate fingers? I don't like cake sorry ! | |||
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"Do you have to be both grumpy and wrinkly?" No, I was just referring to myself there. All welcome, except those insufferable young'uns. | |||
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"*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party*" Keep on strutting!  | |||
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"cakes not good enough I hope theres more or I might just go chasing after the younger ones "I have scones and clotted cream? | |||
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"Do you have to be both grumpy and wrinkly? No, I was just referring to myself there. All welcome, except those insufferable young'uns." I'm in then,definitely grumpy,though nature has been kind,wrinkle wise. | |||
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"*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party* Keep on strutting! " | |||
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"*struts through on his way to the under 35s tea party*" strutting & tea party sounds kinda ghey....
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"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches? Preferably cucumber? "I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left?  | |||
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"It smelt of cabbage on my way past here." Hahahahaha | |||
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"It smelt of cabbage on my way past here." You dropped all your ring doughnuts Lib.... | |||
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"It smelt of cabbage on my way past here." You should have washed Little Lib a bit better then. The smell wasn't here until you arrived.
Maybe you need to hang a Magic Vaj from your balls.
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"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches? Preferably cucumber?
I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left? "Just a finger sandwich then  | |||
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"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches? Preferably cucumber?
I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left? "that clinched it for me as I staying now just want a nice large coffee and a lady sat astride me and that would be perfect | |||
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"Englisb breakfast please and some finger sandwiches? Preferably cucumber?
I'm afraid I ate all the cucumber - I only have smoked salmon and cheese left?
Just a finger sandwich then "Haha, I'll call the topless waiter for you... | |||
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"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment. 175 here we come... "Yay, go team wrinkly!! | |||
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"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it "thats going in the bondage room as it has uses in other things so will be flat by time you get to it | |||
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"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it "You first | |||
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"Who wants a shot of my zimmer??? " Is it a crotchless one ?  | |||
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"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it "Think I'll sit close to it | |||
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"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it
thats going in the bondage room as it has uses in other things so will be flat by time you get to it "Hook it up to the mains then, just don't spill your tea on it! | |||
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"Who wants a shot of my zimmer??? Is it a crotchless one ? "No it has extra incontinence padding... | |||
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"Did someone say cake?? Exercising my thumb muscles to get us to 175, wouldn't want it getting stiff and seizing up "There will always be cake | |||
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Who wants? | |||
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"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment. 175 here we come... "They had a head start. We'll have most fun anyway. As long as Lib takes his cabbage cock away... | |||
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"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment. 175 here we come...
Yay, go team wrinkly!! "Haha 'team wrinkly'! Do we get badges....
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"Did someone say cake?? Exercising my thumb muscles to get us to 175, wouldn't want it getting stiff and seizing up
There will always be cake "Then I'll alway be here | |||
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"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment. 175 here we come...
Yay, go team wrinkly!!
Haha 'team wrinkly'!
Do we get badges....
"Large pink pompoms - knitted by nannas!! | |||
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"Who wants a shot of my zimmer??? Is it a crotchless one ?
No it has extra incontinence padding... "Wow now all I need is for you to have false teeth and be able to roll the zimmer wheels over your sagging boobies and you tick every box for me ! | |||
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"Okay 'wrinklies' lets get the tea party started and beat the youngsters on the numbers game it's 63-29 postings to them at the moment. 175 here we come...
Yay, go team wrinkly!!
Haha 'team wrinkly'!
Do we get badges....
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"Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot. Who wants what? "Oh carrot cake please | |||
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"Im in cant beat a good cake " Don't be eating all my cake | |||
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"Who wants a shot of my zimmer??? Is it a crotchless one ?
No it has extra incontinence padding...
Wow now all I need is for you to have false teeth and be able to roll the zimmer wheels over your sagging boobies and you tick every box for me ! "Aww feck. I fail on wallies, but I have wrinkled support stockings in a very alluring American tan that you may find appealing | |||
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"Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot. Who wants what?
Oh carrot cake please "Small nibble or wodge? | |||
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"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea.... "Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?  | |||
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"Cakewise I have luscious lemon and passion carrot. Who wants what?
Oh carrot cake please
Small nibble or wodge?"Oh I'm not greedy but I'll just have a wodge | |||
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"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....
Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee? "Would help if I brought it not brig it lol. My brain working to fast for my fingers obviously lol | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have? "Anything you like. I cashed in my pension and decimated the local bakeries. | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have? "Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! | |||
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"Pops back in just to leave the defib machine close by incase anyone needs it
thats going in the bondage room as it has uses in other things so will be flat by time you get to it
Hook it up to the mains then, just don't spill your tea on it!"we dont spill on the floor like the young ones do but its good fun seeing them all being zapped with it | |||
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"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....
Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee? "I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like. Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no! | |||
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"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....
Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?
I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.
Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!"I can make some G&T Jellies now! | |||
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"Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! "wheres the jelly ? but your excused if its vodka jelly | |||
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"Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
wheres the jelly ?
but your excused if its vodka jelly "I've just invented G&T Jelly, will that do? I can't drink Vodka since I drank half a bottle at the age of 16 | |||
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"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....
Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?
I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.
Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!
I can make some G&T Jellies now! "We definitely do tea parties better over here | |||
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"I must smell so I'm off for a shower" Leave the Hob Nobs | |||
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I think we have better cakes.
I don't think I like being in the higher age bracket. It feels a bit like I'm past it. In my head I'm still 25! | |||
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"I must smell so I'm off for a shower Leave the Hob Nobs "They are over in the corner. | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Anything you like. I cashed in my pension and decimated the local bakeries."*changes into stretch trousers* Right, I'm on my way. I'll bring some wine with me too. | |||
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"That fucking ageist rubbish made me grumpy!!
I think we have better cakes.
I don't think I like being in the higher age bracket. It feels a bit like I'm past it. In my head I'm still 25! "Yea but we have gin on our bone china, so we don't care!! | |||
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"I've got a bottle of duty free Sapphire gin in the garage too - so we can lace our tea....
Please can I brig cola? I don't drink tea/coffee?
I'm on diet lemonade, so whatever you like.
Mine definitely doesn't have vodka in it. No, no!
I can make some G&T Jellies now! "Yay, let's partaay! | |||
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"That fucking ageist rubbish made me grumpy!!
I think we have better cakes.
I don't think I like being in the higher age bracket. It feels a bit like I'm past it. In my head I'm still 25!
Yea but we have gin on our bone china, so we don't care!! "I have the same vodka disease as you... I don't mind gin but I don't like tonic water... can I have a southern comfort please? | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! "Woo hoo.. Much better than the other party! | |||
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Always cake! | |||
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Oh no it's a hare isn't it..... | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom! "Now with added G&T jellies.... | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
Now with added G&T jellies.... "Just gets better and better | |||
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"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ? I've chocolate cake "Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ? | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
Now with added G&T jellies.... "And I forgot the strawberries and grapes!!! Oh yeas, three tiers on MY tea plate!! | |||
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"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ? I've chocolate cake
Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ? "I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me? | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
Now with added G&T jellies.... "I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good? Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch. | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
Now with added G&T jellies....
I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?
Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch. "Brilliant idea on the jellies!! Does anyone have any key lime pie, I have a sudden urge?? | |||
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) for me and a simple Tetley tea please.
I'm a cheap date | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
Now with added G&T jellies....
I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?
Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch.
Brilliant idea on the jellies!! Does anyone have any key lime pie, I have a sudden urge?? "Ooo yes please. My friends uncle makes the best key lime pie EVER. Will get him to do us one for our next meeting | |||
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"Im hiding out in the corner at the other tea party. I'll jump ship depending on what cake you have?
Victoria with well whipped cream, lemon drizzle and fruit scones with clotted cream and jam! AND you get a T-Shirt and a pompom!
Now with added G&T jellies....
I think I've worked out how to make the jellies! I'll set them in tea cups with a slice of lemon floating in the top if that's any good?
Oh and coconut and lime cake and coffee and walnut too, coffee fudge icing on the coffee cake natch.
Brilliant idea on the jellies!! Does anyone have any key lime pie, I have a sudden urge??
Ooo yes please. My friends uncle makes the best key lime pie EVER. Will get him to do us one for our next meeting "Yum, I only ever tasted one - I think I need another...I think Waitrose might have them...... | |||
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"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ? I've chocolate cake
Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?
I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me? "Let me lead you into temptation
Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;
Chocolate dream cake;
Triple chocolate;
Caramelised biscoff;
Strawberry gloss;
Or Reese's peanut butter ?
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes." That's a ñana nap to you!! | |||
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes." It's not a snooze, it's a siesta | |||
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"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ? I've chocolate cake
Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?
I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?
Let me lead you into temptation
Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;
Chocolate dream cake;
Triple chocolate;
Caramelised biscoff;
Strawberry gloss;
Or Reese's peanut butter ?
"Hmmm, I do like lemon and caramel...... | |||
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"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ? I've chocolate cake
Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?
I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?
Let me lead you into temptation
Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;
Chocolate dream cake;
Triple chocolate;
Caramelised biscoff;
Strawberry gloss;
Or Reese's peanut butter ?
Hmmm, I do like lemon and caramel...... "How many would madam be able to handle? | |||
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"Can a non wrinkly, non grumpy soul join in ? I've chocolate cake
Can I come in if I throw in a dozen Krispy Kremes of your choice ?
I am a Krispy Kreme virgin - would you be able to tempt me?
Let me lead you into temptation
Luscious Lemon Cheesecake;
Chocolate dream cake;
Triple chocolate;
Caramelised biscoff;
Strawberry gloss;
Or Reese's peanut butter ?
Hmmm, I do like lemon and caramel......
How many would madam be able to handle? "Oh could I start with nibbling on a couple please? | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!! "We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues.... | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!
We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues.... "It should be Ok - it's five o'clock, their Mum's will be calling them home soon... | |||
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes. It's not a snooze, it's a siesta "are we playing poke the lady while blind folded | |||
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes. It's not a snooze, it's a siesta
are we playing poke the lady while blind folded "No, pin the cock on the donkey! | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!
We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues....
It should be Ok - it's five o'clock, their Mum's will be calling them home soon... "
Think I need to change my tena lady pad now! | |||
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) . I have homemade iced buns (choc fudge, lemon or vanilla icing available) and custard cookies as today's offerings | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!
We'll have to activate a code blue (rinse) if this continues....
It should be Ok - it's five o'clock, their Mum's will be calling them home soon...
Think I need to change my tena lady pad now! "You had a Tena moment? Go on, I'll cover for you.... | |||
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"ANother oldie (apparently!) looking to join in (am late to the party again, as is usually the case!! ) . I have homemade iced buns (choc fudge, lemon or vanilla icing available) and custard cookies as today's offerings "And very creatively iced buns they are too! | |||
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes. It's not a snooze, it's a siesta
are we playing poke the lady while blind folded
No, pin the cock on the donkey!"id better get the glory hole chair seats out of the car then as we can play musical chairs with a difference | |||
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes. It's not a snooze, it's a siesta
are we playing poke the lady while blind folded
No, pin the cock on the donkey!
id better get the glory hole chair seats out of the car then as we can play musical chairs with a difference "You have glory hole chair seats in your car? | |||
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"Right you lot, time for your snoozes. It's not a snooze, it's a siesta
are we playing poke the lady while blind folded
No, pin the cock on the donkey!
id better get the glory hole chair seats out of the car then as we can play musical chairs with a difference
You have glory hole chair seats in your car? "I was asked to go collect them so nipped out for them | |||
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"Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here!" One lump or two?? | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!! "Ooh! Kinky!
Think I'll go fraternize so I get seized... | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!
Ooh! Kinky!
Think I'll go fraternize so I get seized... "Don't you dare!! | |||
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"Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here! One lump or two?? "I like my lady lumps in two's | |||
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"Hi all, long time grumpy wrinkly, first time tea drinker here! One lump or two??
I like my lady lumps in two's"I thought you might, you're in luck I just have two left.... | |||
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"Could Team Wrinkly please stop fraternizing with the enemy or your pompoms will be seized!!!
Ooh! Kinky!
Think I'll go fraternize so I get seized...
Don't you dare!! "So somebody seize me!
(being old and not moving so easily it'll take me the next twenty minutes to get to my feet let alone into the other thread! And of course by the time I get there I'll have forgotten... Ooh! Cake! ) | |||
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"I've been spying on the under 35s.... I stole the teapot!!! Help me stash it!!!! "It was only a childrens chocolate one - lets just eat it! | |||
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"For those excluded from the other one." I've only got a couple of wrinkles , but I'm never, ever grumpy.
Can I still join? | |||
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"Would some strapping chap please firmly seize TD's pompoms so she does not defect, I thank you..... "Way-hey-heyyyy!
Oh and I think _muma is making a sprint for it too, someone better grab hers too!
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"For those excluded from the other one. I've only got a couple of wrinkles , but I'm never, ever grumpy.
Can I still join? "You can, the merest hint of a crease and yer in here!! | |||
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"Milk, no sugar please. Those young pups don't know what they're missing. I bet we have better cakes." There you are Alice, you're late!!! | |||
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"For those excluded from the other one. I've only got a couple of wrinkles , but I'm never, ever grumpy.
Can I still join?
You can, the merest hint of a crease and yer in here!! "Or a crack, if you've got a crack yer in!
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"Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!! " Meh, they're just passing the ball back and forth....I think they've hired Mourinho! | |||
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"Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!! Meh, they're just passing the ball back and forth....I think they've hired Mourinho! "They're all talking fancy-schmancy coffees over there - that's not afternoon tea! More fingers anyone?
These ones are cucumber, those are gentleman's relish and those are crayfish Marie rose. | |||
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"Quick!!! Someone hasn't paid for their coffee in there..... Nows our chance!!! Meh, they're just passing the ball back and forth....I think they've hired Mourinho!
They're all talking fancy-schmancy coffees over there - that's not afternoon tea!
More fingers anyone?
These ones are cucumber, those are gentleman's relish and those are crayfish Marie rose."I'm going for the sausage rolls and squirty cream, all the grumpies will be home from work in a minute.... | |||
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"Milk, no sugar please. Those young pups don't know what they're missing. I bet we have better cakes. There you are Alice, you're late!!! "no shes not shes just in time for the drinks and jellys for afters | |||
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"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol "Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies | |||
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"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol
Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies "Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!! | |||
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"Can I just check none of the sandwiches in here are crusty bread since I do have two false teeth? And I may have previously fucked one of the youngsters despite my decrepitude but he made the tea. "Oh it's obligatory on Team Wrinkly to shag the youngsters! | |||
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"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol
Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies
Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!! "That's a great name for a band - Geriatric Rave hahaha! | |||
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"I don't like tea.... I like gin lol
Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies
Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!!
That's a great name for a band - Geriatric Rave hahaha! "Where's my reinforcements?? | |||
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Psst! Those cups over there are full of g&t jellies
Ooooo I feel a geriatric rave coming on!!
That's a great name for a band - Geriatric Rave hahaha!
Where's my reinforcements?? "Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!! | |||
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"the younger ones are getting more dirtier by using food fights so can we have the mud wrestling in bikinis and trunks then ?" I might put my hip out! | |||
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"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass "Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! | |||
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Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!! "no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee | |||
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" Where's my reinforcements??
Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!
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"the younger ones are getting more dirtier by using food fights so can we have the mud wrestling in bikinis and trunks then ? I might put my hip out! "well id put it back in and take the slap for it | |||
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"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass
Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! "Ha-ha I resent that :P hehehe | |||
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" Where's my reinforcements??
Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!
no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee
Was I sucking my thumb "oh no you was sucking something else much better than your thumb at the time | |||
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Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze!
Ha-ha I resent that :P hehehe"Spy in the camp, spy in the camp!!!! | |||
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"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass
Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! "I was hoping to flaunt my legendary sausage but they was having none of it . Ah well I will have to slum it in here | |||
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" Where's my reinforcements??
Sorry I nodded off! The gin jellies are lethal!... Nothing to do with age!!
no you didnt you cuddled in and dozed off whilst on my knee
Was I sucking my thumb
oh no you was sucking something else much better than your thumb at the time"Oh that's ok then!!! | |||
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"Hide the teapot!!!!!" Is that my tea cosy!!?? | |||
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"I tried getting away with sitting with the young uns and sipping tea but they saw my bus pass
Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! I was hoping to flaunt my legendary sausage but they was having none of it . Ah well I will have to slum it in here "i should of done my dad dance. | |||
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"Hide the teapot!!!!! Is that my tea cosy!!?? "Nooo ikea make loads | |||
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Yeah, it's a sausage party over there anyway hun, you're better off here, and we've got the booze! I was hoping to flaunt my legendary sausage but they was having none of it . Ah well I will have to slum it in here i should of done my dad dance. "Oh they don't allow that on there - you can do it here though, we all dance like that here! | |||
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"Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that "I think you belong here really, to be fair......though I did start off on the wrong team myself | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go... "Here, you have cheesecake!! | |||
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"Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that "Strictly no straddling allowed FQ... | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go... "Stick with us! We have gin jelly!!! | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go...
Here, you have cheesecake!!"I like the company in here | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go... "We have PB & J sandwiches
-Courtney | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go... "Over here, it's much more fun with team wrinkly | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go... "no I like the younger ones so your staying if you want as better treats in here | |||
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"I'm 35 where shall I go...
Here, you have cheesecake!!
I like the company in here "Oh yes we're much more cultured! | |||
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"Have you saved any cake... Sorry I'm late "p pull up a shackletons high seat and join us oldies dear x | |||
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"Im straddling both threads..im greedy like that "you wasnt saying that earlier you was more than happy sat upon my knee | |||
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