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"Afternoon eligible bachelors and maidens fair, the kettle is on and the day is young. Who's lurking?, who's bored? And who wants tea? (Makes a pot) "Have you bought cake for them? | |||
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Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
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Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
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Wait you want me for my beverages!
Why can't I find a good girl who just wants me for my body :P | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream? "Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky... 
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-Courtney | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old "It's apparently Afternoon Tea week - I may have to have another!! | |||
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I'll allow it but it'll cost you a kiss. | |||
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"Agiest "To be fair he is only 22  most women my age have set their preference older then that anyway. Shame about the cake though. Us old fatties do like a slice of cake occasionally | |||
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"I hope were talking about the sponge here ha-ha :D and of course only the best at my tea party's" Oh you are young - no the whipped cream goes in the sponge, and the clotted cream goes on the scones. Officially.... | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old
It's apparently Afternoon Tea week - I may have to have another!! "Woo hoo! Now there's a great excuse!
Hmmmm wonder who I can persuade to go out to chatsworth with me to indulge in one of their superlative afternoon teas? | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old "You know, when goldilocks was talking about her porridge.. She was extremely picky... I'll learn from her mistakes she could have had three bowls.. Why don't you come and make yourself comfortable. | |||
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"Ha-ha quite possibly, although I don't know why you cool cats would want to hang with a lowly young'n such as myself..
Wait you want me for my beverages!
Why can't I find a good girl who just wants me for my body :P "Haven't you heard - fabs is full of ageing cake-hungry fatties, no nubile young things to be had here! | |||
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"Blasphemous! Hahaha I'll allow it but it'll cost you a kiss. "Mmwaaahh!
**takes a sip of coffee**
-Courtney | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old
It's apparently Afternoon Tea week - I may have to have another!!
Woo hoo!
Now there's a great excuse!
Hmmmm wonder who I can persuade to go out to chatsworth with me to indulge in one of their superlative afternoon teas? "I'll bring my fine china! Haha | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old
It's apparently Afternoon Tea week - I may have to have another!!
Woo hoo!
Now there's a great excuse!
Hmmmm wonder who I can persuade to go out to chatsworth with me to indulge in one of their superlative afternoon teas? "Oooh Chatsworth - my favourite, I used to go and gallop around on their lawn!!
Or was that Chepstow..... | |||
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"Blasphemous! Hahaha I'll allow it but it'll cost you a kiss.
Mmwaaahh!
**takes a sip of coffee**
-Courtney"Hehe | |||
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"Ha-ha quite possibly, although I don't know why you cool cats would want to hang with a lowly young'n such as myself..
Wait you want me for my beverages!
Why can't I find a good girl who just wants me for my body :P
Haven't you heard - fabs is full of ageing cake-hungry fatties, no nubile young things to be had here! "Oh that's not true! Just look at this thread full of gorgeous young ladies | |||
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"Ha-ha quite possibly, although I don't know why you cool cats would want to hang with a lowly young'n such as myself..
Wait you want me for my beverages!
Why can't I find a good girl who just wants me for my body :P
Haven't you heard - fabs is full of ageing cake-hungry fatties, no nubile young things to be had here!
Oh that's not true! Just look at this thread full of gorgeous young ladies "You're learning fast.....have a piece of my lemon drizzle | |||
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"Who's over 35 ... Grrr" All look 21 to me :P ha-ha.. Advertisement:Should have gone to specsavers! | |||
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"Ha-ha quite possibly, although I don't know why you cool cats would want to hang with a lowly young'n such as myself..
Wait you want me for my beverages!
Why can't I find a good girl who just wants me for my body :P
Haven't you heard - fabs is full of ageing cake-hungry fatties, no nubile young things to be had here!
Oh that's not true! Just look at this thread full of gorgeous young ladies
You're learning fast.....have a piece of my lemon drizzle "Oh you tease :P you know I'm partial to a helping of your lemon drizzle. Hahaha | |||
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"Ha-ha quite possibly, although I don't know why you cool cats would want to hang with a lowly young'n such as myself..
Wait you want me for my beverages!
Why can't I find a good girl who just wants me for my body :P
Haven't you heard - fabs is full of ageing cake-hungry fatties, no nubile young things to be had here!
Oh that's not true! Just look at this thread full of gorgeous young ladies
You're learning fast.....have a piece of my lemon drizzle
Oh you tease :P you know I'm partial to a helping of your lemon drizzle. Hahaha"Young men often are I find...... | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. " Your dessert is served mademoiselle.. And good day to you.. I hope life is treating you well :D | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old
It's apparently Afternoon Tea week - I may have to have another!!
Woo hoo!
Now there's a great excuse!
Hmmmm wonder who I can persuade to go out to chatsworth with me to indulge in one of their superlative afternoon teas?
Oooh Chatsworth - my favourite, I used to go and gallop around on their lawn!!
Or was that Chepstow..... "The Devonshire's little pad in the peak district | |||
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"I hope were talking about the sponge here ha-ha :D and of course only the best at my tea party's" Is your sugar saffron infused? If not then your establishment wouldn't meet our standards | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please! "Blasphemy!! Lol in the spirit of equality it'll cost you a kiss hahaha | |||
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"I might have done
Victoria sponge with a cream and jam filling or scones for people like me who like to act posh when drinking tea... Pinkies up!
Hmmm, clotted cream?
Not at all jealous of your tea Frisky...
Sorry for hijacking OP, I know I'm too old
It's apparently Afternoon Tea week - I may have to have another!!
Woo hoo!
Now there's a great excuse!
Hmmmm wonder who I can persuade to go out to chatsworth with me to indulge in one of their superlative afternoon teas?
Oooh Chatsworth - my favourite, I used to go and gallop around on their lawn!!
Or was that Chepstow.....
The Devonshire's little pad in the peak district "Indeed yes, lovely course, but never been there lol!  | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please! "I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney | |||
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"I hope were talking about the sponge here ha-ha :D and of course only the best at my tea party's Is your sugar saffron infused? If not then your establishment wouldn't meet our standards " Well it would have been but err umm.... Health and safety came in and said it was a hazard in regards to asthma sufferers... Yeah... So no unfortunately not... ...nice save. | |||
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"Joining in with some Yorkshire Tea and a slice of homemade fruit cake "Can't go wrong with a proper brew and a nice moist fruit cake. Cheers! :D | |||
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"Oh it's just got to be moist... no one likes a dry bit of fruit cake..." Moist is life hahaha  | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney"Ummm ok | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok "It's OK, he just hasn't been to specsavers! | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. " Who's Victoria? Is she hot and if so can I have a slice too | |||
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"Oh it's just got to be moist... no one likes a dry bit of fruit cake... Moist is life hahaha ""Proper moist" | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok "You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway. 
-Courtney | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. Who's Victoria? Is she hot and if so can I have a slice too " She has whipped cream!  | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. Who's Victoria? Is she hot and if so can I have a slice too " She's gorgeous her cream filling is to die for ...serves it up | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. Who's Victoria? Is she hot and if so can I have a slice too She has whipped cream! "Did somebody say whipped? | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok
You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway.
-Courtney"I'll take that kiss for sale of continuity :P | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. Who's Victoria? Is she hot and if so can I have a slice too She has whipped cream!
Did somebody say whipped? "Into a frenzy!! | |||
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"Been sitting in the corner perving keep your tea I brought my own tequilla " I see ya baby... Pervin my ass lol | |||
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"Victoria sandwich please. Who's Victoria? Is she hot and if so can I have a slice too She has whipped cream!
Did somebody say whipped?
Into a frenzy!! "Sounds delightful dear | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok
You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway.
-Courtney
I'll take that kiss for sale of continuity :P "Cheeky! Go on then | |||
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"Been sitting in the corner perving keep your tea I brought my own tequilla I see ya baby... Pervin my ass lol" Here, you know you said you didn't pull the other night? Well my friend, I have a line guaranteed to score....... find woman of your choosing, approach and ask "excuse me do you like dragons?" Hopefully they say yes and ask why. You go in for the kill and say "because I'm going to be dragon my balls over your face when we get home" You're welcome. Let us know how it goes | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok
You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway.
-Courtney
I'll take that kiss for sale of continuity :P
Cheeky! Go on then "Steps in behind you and plants a kiss on the soft skin at your neck. | |||
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Can someone pass me a slice of victoria sponge please? | |||
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"Been sitting in the corner perving keep your tea I brought my own tequilla I see ya baby... Pervin my ass lol Here, you know you said you didn't pull the other night? Well my friend, I have a line guaranteed to score....... find woman of your choosing, approach and ask "excuse me do you like dragons?" Hopefully they say yes and ask why. You go in for the kill and say "because I'm going to be dragon my balls over your face when we get home" You're welcome. Let us know how it goes " Hahaha +1 for originality but sadly not my style :P ... | |||
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"If I sit in a darkened corner, I might just pass for under 35.
Can someone pass me a slice of victoria sponge please? "Of course hands you your saucer of tea and a slice of sponge x pinkies up dear :P | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! " Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough? | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough? "It'll do, no Bombay? | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! " Will tequila do? Someone brought some.
-Courtney | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok
You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway.
-Courtney"I can give you a kiss!
If I want a caramel shot, what will that cost me? | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough?
It'll do, no Bombay? "Sadly not I've never been a fan of gin so my tastes aren't as cultured.. I'll have some in for tomorrow | |||
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"You lot run out of highchairs yet?" Plenty of room cake? Tea? Something stronger? I hear a few of the guys can lift 220lbs
Disclaimer: I don't weight train so if 220lbs isn't a lot then pretend i said more lol | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough?
It'll do, no Bombay?
Sadly not I've never been a fan of gin so my tastes aren't as cultured.. I'll have some in for tomorrow "Sweeet | |||
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"You lot run out of highchairs yet?" Bout the same as you running out of fishnet | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough?
It'll do, no Bombay?
Sadly not I've never been a fan of gin so my tastes aren't as cultured.. I'll have some in for tomorrow
Sweeet "Yes you are x | |||
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"If I sit in a darkened corner, I might just pass for under 35.
Can someone pass me a slice of victoria sponge please?
Of course hands you your saucer of tea and a slice of sponge x pinkies up dear :P"Thanks... *sits quietly perving all the men & ladies* | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok
You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway.
-Courtney
I can give you a kiss!
If I want a caramel shot, what will that cost me? "What do you have in mind?
-Courtney | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough?
It'll do, no Bombay?
Sadly not I've never been a fan of gin so my tastes aren't as cultured.. I'll have some in for tomorrow
Sweeet
Yes you are x "I'm not | |||
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"Is it just tea? Can I not have a gin please? Might as well carry on the weekend! Ha-ha I'll go look in my beverage cabinet... Yes every good host should have one...
Gordon's good enough?
It'll do, no Bombay?
Sadly not I've never been a fan of gin so my tastes aren't as cultured.. I'll have some in for tomorrow
Sweeet
Yes you are x
I'm not "Ha-ha xx | |||
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"Any donuts going? I love the really sticky ones that squirt custard everywhere "No lib dropped them all...... | |||
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"I prefer a coffee...please!
I'll share mine but I want a kiss too
-Courtney
Ummm ok
You don't have to give me a kiss if you don't wanna. I'll share anyway.
-Courtney
I can give you a kiss!
If I want a caramel shot, what will that cost me?
What do you have in mind?
-Courtney"Hehe, I've got quite a sweet tooth! I don't think kisses will be enough! | |||
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"Any donuts going? I love the really sticky ones that squirt custard everywhere "You can bring some long! -Courtney | |||
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"Any donuts going? I love the really sticky ones that squirt custard everywhere
No lib dropped them all...... "I heard that he sat on them, its his fetish or so I'm told. | |||
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"Any donuts going? I love the really sticky ones that squirt custard everywhere
No lib dropped them all...... "Tut... pass me a scone then, please... and don't be shy with the clotted cream | |||
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"Any donuts going? I love the really sticky ones that squirt custard everywhere
You can bring some long!
-Courtney"Good plan, i'll swing by Dunkin' | |||
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They have better cake! | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake! "We have G&T jellies too.... | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake! "And TShirts and pom poms.   | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
And TShirts and pom poms. "I think everyone left for the other party.  | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake! "They may have better cake but do they have cookies!? | |||
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"Ive litterally just come from afternoon tea at the Hilton "Wow tea at the Hilton... *tucks in his shirt* I feel somewhat under dressed...*realises its hard to tuck your shirt into pants* | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread. "Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha Kidding of course Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing... | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
They may have better cake but do they have cookies!? "No one needs cookies with the amount of booze they have! We're old lushes don't you know!! | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
And TShirts and pom poms.
I think everyone left for the other party. "So then there were two?... Unless... You've gone too huh? Dammit! Clean up crew to aisle 7! That'll be me.. *Don's the fluffy marigolds and apron* | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
"Yep im out again | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
They may have better cake but do they have cookies!?
No one needs cookies with the amount of booze they have! We're old lushes don't you know!! "Ha-ha no I don't know your youthful look glows from your cheeks :D.. It's rather distracting. | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again "Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha... | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
They may have better cake but do they have cookies!?
No one needs cookies with the amount of booze they have! We're old lushes don't you know!!
Ha-ha no I don't know your youthful look glows from your cheeks :D.. It's rather distracting. "Well it's a start... lots more grovelling to be done before I fall for your flatter patter you young whipper snapper! | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
And TShirts and pom poms.
I think everyone left for the other party.
So then there were two?...
Unless... You've gone too huh? Dammit!
Clean up crew to aisle 7!
That'll be me..
*Don's the fluffy marigolds and apron*"Hey hey. I'm still here. I haven't finished my coffee and sandwich yet. I'll go get Marc too.
-Courtney | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha... "As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol | |||
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"*fucks off to the old dears thread*
They have better cake!
And TShirts and pom poms.
I think everyone left for the other party.
So then there were two?...
Unless... You've gone too huh? Dammit!
Clean up crew to aisle 7!
That'll be me..
*Don's the fluffy marigolds and apron*
Hey hey. I'm still here. I haven't finished my coffee and sandwich yet. I'll go get Marc too.
-Courtney"May I offer you a refill? | |||
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"I'm still lurking too. Been on a donut mission." What did you being back? **holds out cup for a refill** -Courtney | |||
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"I'm still lurking too. Been on a donut mission." Sounds treacherous, no long term damage I hope? | |||
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"Sort I'm late, those oldies were boring me with stories about the war. I've bought party hats and jelly (not jam Courtney) for all." Ha-ha Hi mate :D the party has arrived... How's things? | |||
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"I'm still lurking too. Been on a donut mission. What did you being back? **holds out cup for a refill** -Courtney" Pours eloquently...* 1 sugar or two?... | |||
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"Sort I'm late, those oldies were boring me with stories about the war. I've bought party hats and jelly (not jam Courtney) for all." Jam/Jelly, Jelly/Jam...don't judge me.
Can I have some of whatever you call it? I'll take a hat too. Green please.
-Courtney | |||
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"I'm still lurking too. Been on a donut mission. What did you being back? **holds out cup for a refill** -Courtney Pours eloquently...* 1 sugar or two?... " One please. And a bit of milk too. Do I owe you another kiss? | |||
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"I'm still lurking too. Been on a donut mission. What did you being back? **holds out cup for a refill** -Courtney Pours eloquently...* 1 sugar or two?... One please. And a bit of milk too. Do I owe you another kiss?"Well my boss would kill me for offering freebies so lets call it a frenchie and be done with it | |||
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"I have a great assortment of donuts, all sorts of fillings, cream, jam, custard... let the squirting commence!" Ohh wow custard donuts are the best... Must be great being a donut... Inject custard straight into your body mmmm lol Hi my name is Fae and I'm a user. LMAO | |||
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"I have a great assortment of donuts, all sorts of fillings, cream, jam, custard... let the squirting commence!" I don't squirt, but I do swallow.
-Courtney | |||
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"I have a great assortment of donuts, all sorts of fillings, cream, jam, custard... let the squirting commence! I don't squirt, but I do swallow.
-Courtney"Bite Fae and see if he squirts custard | |||
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"I have a great assortment of donuts, all sorts of fillings, cream, jam, custard... let the squirting commence! I don't squirt, but I do swallow.
-Courtney
Bite Fae and see if he squirts custard "Fae!! C'mere!! | |||
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"I have a great assortment of donuts, all sorts of fillings, cream, jam, custard... let the squirting commence! I don't squirt, but I do swallow.
-Courtney
Bite Fae and see if he squirts custard "Ha-ha nooooooo thats my only weakness.... It's no fun if it doesn't leave marks and I'm partial to a lady who bites back | |||
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"This do did get very dull very quick!! " I'm only one man lol | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee! "Rolls up his sleeves.... lol | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee! "Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee!
Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney"I owned up, didn't I? So what's the cost? | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee!
Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney
I owned up, didn't I? So what's the cost?"Hmmm...well the coffee was a kiss (make it good) and I'll take what your willing to give for the caramel shot | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it "Haha vanilla hazelnut or regular? -Courtney | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it "Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Haha vanilla hazelnut or regular?
-Courtney"Regular, please... strong, black and unsweetened preferably | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol "Pucker up then... | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then..."Now it gets interesting | |||
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"This party has turned into a sausage fest. "Who brought the sausage? I'm vegetarian so I shall have to decline. | |||
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"This party has turned into a sausage fest.
Who brought the sausage? I'm vegetarian so I shall have to decline."Me too!! Its Quorn 
-Courtney | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then..."Lol upping the ante are we seeing how far I would go huh.. I know your game... Places a hand on your wrist and pulls your body into mine.. My eyes look down at you from above and I watch the sultry smirk on your face as you stare back... I lean down to take your lips in a small chaste kiss before clamping your bottom lip between mine and pulling back. Debt has been settled. | |||
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"This party has turned into a sausage fest.
Who brought the sausage? I'm vegetarian so I shall have to decline.
Me too!! Its Quorn
-Courtney"Fantastic!! I shall have my sausage and eat it, thank you very much | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then...
Lol upping the ante are we seeing how far I would go huh.. I know your game...
Places a hand on your wrist and pulls your body into mine.. My eyes look down at you from above and I watch the sultry smirk on your face as you stare back... I lean down to take your lips in a small chaste kiss before clamping your bottom lip between mine and pulling back. Debt has been settled. "*swoons Fancy a bit of veggie sausage?? | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then...
Lol upping the ante are we seeing how far I would go huh.. I know your game...
Places a hand on your wrist and pulls your body into mine.. My eyes look down at you from above and I watch the sultry smirk on your face as you stare back... I lean down to take your lips in a small chaste kiss before clamping your bottom lip between mine and pulling back. Debt has been settled.
*swoons
Fancy a bit of veggie sausage?? "Why not whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger right? | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then...
Lol upping the ante are we seeing how far I would go huh.. I know your game...
Places a hand on your wrist and pulls your body into mine.. My eyes look down at you from above and I watch the sultry smirk on your face as you stare back... I lean down to take your lips in a small chaste kiss before clamping your bottom lip between mine and pulling back. Debt has been settled.
*swoons
Fancy a bit of veggie sausage?? "I can help you two with those sausages. I did say I swallow | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee!
Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney
I owned up, didn't I? So what's the cost?
Hmmm...well the coffee was a kiss (make it good) and I'll take what your willing to give for the caramel shot "Hmmm maybe taste something other than caramel and even sweeter? | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then...
Lol upping the ante are we seeing how far I would go huh.. I know your game...
Places a hand on your wrist and pulls your body into mine.. My eyes look down at you from above and I watch the sultry smirk on your face as you stare back... I lean down to take your lips in a small chaste kiss before clamping your bottom lip between mine and pulling back. Debt has been settled.
*swoons
Fancy a bit of veggie sausage??
I can help you two with those sausages. I did say I swallow "Lol a woman of your word | |||
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"Think I'm going to have to have a coffee too, just so I can pay for it
Ha-ha you know if you wanted a kiss you only have to ask :P lol
Pucker up then...
Lol upping the ante are we seeing how far I would go huh.. I know your game...
Places a hand on your wrist and pulls your body into mine.. My eyes look down at you from above and I watch the sultry smirk on your face as you stare back... I lean down to take your lips in a small chaste kiss before clamping your bottom lip between mine and pulling back. Debt has been settled.
*swoons
Fancy a bit of veggie sausage??
I can help you two with those sausages. I did say I swallow "Oh please tuck in, there's plenty to go round x | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee!
Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney
I owned up, didn't I? So what's the cost?
Hmmm...well the coffee was a kiss (make it good) and I'll take what your willing to give for the caramel shot
Hmmm maybe taste something other than caramel and even sweeter? "I'm in. Impress me Then lets have some more cake and PB & J sandwiches
-Courtney | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee!
Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney
I owned up, didn't I? So what's the cost?
Hmmm...well the coffee was a kiss (make it good) and I'll take what your willing to give for the caramel shot
Hmmm maybe taste something other than caramel and even sweeter?
I'm in. Impress me Then lets have some more cake and PB & J sandwiches
-Courtney"Pb & J sandwiches! Fine tastes, kudos! | |||
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"In for tea and cake (or death!).... No soggy bottoms though please" Ill have the chicken please | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!!" **Flings peanut butter at Michela** -Courtney | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!!" Will you help me clean up afterwards? | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol"Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class "Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae? | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!! Will you help me clean up afterwards? "**Flings jelly at Fae** If you guys fight back we can have some fun licking it up later
-Courtney | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!! Will you help me clean up afterwards?
**Flings jelly at Fae**
If you guys fight back we can have some fun licking it up later
-Courtney"**fights back** | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!! **Flings peanut butter at Michela** -Courtney" I'm not flinging my sausage at anyone, thank you very much! | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!! Will you help me clean up afterwards?
**Flings jelly at Fae**
If you guys fight back we can have some fun licking it up later
-Courtney"Well I guess in that ... *flings custard about. | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class
Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae?"Im fine thank you..i hope you are too. Did someone mention sausages? If so I'm not budging from the thread! | |||
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"You left me in the corner drinking tequilla. FOOD FIGHT !!!!! Will you help me clean up afterwards?
**Flings jelly at Fae**
If you guys fight back we can have some fun licking it up later
-Courtney
Well I guess in that ...
*flings custard about.
"Oh no jelly.... Morphs into Mr ticlke and pins Courtney in a wave of tickles,carresses and later moving onto to kisses and licks... | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class
Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae?
Im fine thank you..i hope you are too.
Did someone mention sausages? If so I'm not budging from the thread!"We have Quorn sausages for the veggies among us. I'm sure we can find some meat ones too. Would you like a sausage, pepper, and onion sandwich or just sausage for now? (take extra to throw at someone though )
-Courtney | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class
Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae?
Im fine thank you..i hope you are too.
Did someone mention sausages? If so I'm not budging from the thread!"Very well thank you... All is good, and I'm glad to hear you are well.. Sausage is on the table... ...get off the table UK... | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class
Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae?
Im fine thank you..i hope you are too.
Did someone mention sausages? If so I'm not budging from the thread!
Very well thank you... All is good, and I'm glad to hear you are well.. Sausage is on the table... ...get off the table UK..."Yah boo, Team Wrinkly beat you!! | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class
Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae?
Im fine thank you..i hope you are too.
Did someone mention sausages? If so I'm not budging from the thread!
Very well thank you... All is good, and I'm glad to hear you are well.. Sausage is on the table... ...get off the table UK..."Is that all I an to you, a sausage??  | |||
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"Yay for me I can come. Mr L is too old though, I'll send him to that other thread.
Couples are welcome we just ask the older party to sit in the corner.. Hahaha
Kidding of course
Think im going to have to give some thought to this age thing...
Yep im out again
Awww c'mere givvusahug... Ha-ha...
As a faerie queen, what's the proper way to address you?... Lol
Fae, FQ or oi you usually..such class
Lol LadyFae .. Cough cough nudge nudge wink wink :P
How are you this fine day, lady Fae?
Im fine thank you..i hope you are too.
Did someone mention sausages? If so I'm not budging from the thread!
Very well thank you... All is good, and I'm glad to hear you are well.. Sausage is on the table... ...get off the table UK...
Is that all I an to you, a sausage?? "No you silly sausage... I mean err... Damn lol XXX was joking :/ | |||
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"Team wrinkly has gin jelly!! Not for you kiddies!!! "we had gin earlier :P read up xx | |||
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"Team wrinkly has gin jelly!! Not for you kiddies!!! "No wonder we lost! | |||
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"Team wrinkly has gin jelly!! Not for you kiddies!!! we had gin earlier :P read up xx "Lol then went to coffee.... Other way around duck! | |||
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"Still haven't paid for my coffee!
Well I'm still here if you wanna make an honest man of yourself I believe you owe me for a caramel shot too...
-Courtney
I owned up, didn't I? So what's the cost?
Hmmm...well the coffee was a kiss (make it good) and I'll take what your willing to give for the caramel shot
Hmmm maybe taste something other than caramel and even sweeter?
I'm in. Impress me Then lets have some more cake and PB & J sandwiches
-Courtney"I've just been hit upside the head with a PB & J Sandwich. It happened at a very awkward time! | |||
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"Won? You oldies have to go home early now - is it your bedtime yet? Our party will go on into the wee hours. As it should be. -Courtney " Yeah I look forward to the day I'm wheeling you off to an old peoples home hahaha kidding of course... Just imagining the evil grin on my face makes me laugh. | |||
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"Team wrinkly has gin jelly!! Not for you kiddies!!! we had gin earlier :P read up xx
Lol then went to coffee.... Other way around duck! "I don't like confrontation. You were all welcome and now.. I'm age-zoned lol | |||
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