Phallic Stew

By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does anyone else find themselves selecting vegetable which are the size of your ideal penis?

I have noticed when I buy carrots I seem to select a certain length and girth… though I am not consciously thinking about penis at the time.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tend to eat food not imagine having sex with it lol xx

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you got a problem

By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I think you got a problem

Really? Why's that?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope not as I tend to buy baby carrots

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I select the largest carrots and parsnips to make soup, as I believe they taste better than skinny ones!

By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not sure but i chop the ends off them

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone else find themselves selecting vegetable which are the size of your ideal penis?

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Even turnip?

By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I wouldn’t question turnip……. it’s the cauliflower I am worried about

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

imagining polo being carted away by the hygiene police for licking carrots.