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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?" Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all. | |||
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"I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself "Mmmm nice. I like that last sentence   | |||
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"Best of luck with this one Howard, you might need more than a tin hat and sox "Honestly just a genuine question. I know about these anxieties as a man. Was just wondering about how such matters play on a womans mind. | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women? Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all." No, women are entirely different and don't ever consider this at all ... why would there be a difference? Its just a weird assumption that women would not care about something like this, but, as a previous post mentions, there is indeed a whole industry dedicated to women's 'personal hygiene' where I have not seen such a thing for men. It's certainly dangerous to tamper with nature too much. I have never had any complaints, and Mr loves going down for a snack ... | |||
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"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee "I think you don't worry as you don't like oral. | |||
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"During a three day camping trip once I was a bit concerned when the guy I went with went down on me, but he took it like a champ."  | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women? Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all. No, women are entirely different and don't ever consider this at all ... why would there be a difference? Its just a weird assumption that women would not care about something like this, but, as a previous post mentions, there is indeed a whole industry dedicated to women's 'personal hygiene' where I have not seen such a thing for men. It's certainly dangerous to tamper with nature too much. I have never had any complaints, and Mr loves going down for a snack ..." I totally agree with you. I was just curious to know womens thoughts on such matters. | |||
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"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee
I think you don't worry as you don't like oral."Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start  | |||
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"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee
I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.
Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start "Yes please do | |||
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"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee
I think you don't worry as you don't like oral."Although it has been suggested that I don't like oral because I'm worried. | |||
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"There's plenty of dirty cocks out there as well as fannys laced with blue waffle! " | |||
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"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee
I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.
Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start
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"It always goes through my mind, every time! He says I taste good...but maybe he's just being nice!" Always this, unless I'm worrying about one of a myriad of other things instead, thankfully I've had no complaints so far. But maybe they are just being polite because they want a shag,  | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! " Yes, that does make me wonder if there's something going on down there, but then I remember that some men are selfish sods and move on. | |||
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"Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head... Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say..." My taste depends upon where in the month I am for my menstrual cycle. I am at my tastiest when my pheromones are high and ripe for impregnation, ie ovulating (which obviously is NOT going to happen). | |||
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"I once got told I taste like fem fresh "I'm allergic to that! | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do." Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say." No thanks. Natural really isn't always best!.....trust me on this! | |||
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"I think I must have something missing. I genuinely don't worry about things like this or lots of the other stuff that I read that women are concerned about. May be I'm not a proper laydee
I think you don't worry as you don't like oral.
Yes but what about the other stuff that I don't worry about? Should I start
Yes please do
ok "I don't worry because I am a geezer bird .... I love oral and so does my partner, so we are okay with it all | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Yes, that does make me wonder if there's something going on down there, but then I remember that some men are selfish sods and move on." Yep some don't even get close enough to sniff. What a waste of my pheromones  | |||
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"At certain times of the month mine will have an aroma that isn't there the rest of the month....not exactly smelly, just to me it's noticeably different. I often worry that a guy might think it smells funny but I've never had any problems so I guess it isn't noticeable as a horrible smell....just different...." It's the same for all women. A change in hormones alters the chemical ballance. It is normal and evident in most women but not everyone can notice it themselves. | |||
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"I dare say there will be some utter rank ones out there..." | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. No thanks. Natural really isn't always best!.....trust me on this!" Some women have been brainwashed into believing a lot of bollocks by the beauty industry though. | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say." Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all. | |||
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"I once got told I taste like fem fresh "I always have a pack of female fresh wipes in my bag of course we will all smell sometimes nobody can be shower fresh 24/7 but there are things to help throughout the day | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all." I'm glad I'm not the only one baffled by it | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say." Natural is not always best, and the market merely capitalises on a very real natural anxiety and insecurity more than it does trigger it..... People and media do more than enough of that. | |||
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"I once got told I taste like fem fresh
I always have a pack of female fresh wipes in my bag
of course we will all smell sometimes nobody can be shower fresh 24/7 but there are things to help throughout the day "I only ever clean with plain water, I wondered why I always get a seat on the bus | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. No thanks. Natural really isn't always best!.....trust me on this! Some women have been brainwashed into believing a lot of bollocks by the beauty industry though." I don't doubt that but some women do it to make themselves happy, some don't spend a huge amount on products but still like to look the best they can......trust me a monobrow and moustache is not a good look....especially when coupled with bad skin thanks to teenage acne. You would struggle to find that attractive, I promise you. | |||
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"Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head... Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say..." May I ask if you are of legal age for sex and if so I guess you Not of Sound Mind.... Just a though..... | |||
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"I once got told I taste like fem fresh "Could have been worse, it could have been Domestos.... | |||
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"Im eating stilton and I read this topic. Thats my Sunday fucked" HAHAHAHA | |||
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"Thing is, some are aware they smell less than fragrant (think its a 'yeast' thing) - so will tell you in advance. Unfortunately some aren't aware. One was so bad, made me wonder if she kept her Deeply-adored-but-long-dead cat in there. Got rid ASAP " I shouldn't laugh but | |||
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"I don't like receiving oral so I have no concerns on that score. There is a whole industry devoted to making women feel that they need to be concerned about smelling natural though." It would appear to be a whole industry plus certain individuals who have nothing better to do so try to belittle women, thinking it's clever! | |||
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"Im eating stilton and I read this topic. Thats my Sunday fucked" | |||
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all." There's only pressure if women allow it. Like the emperor's new clothes. Bloody sheep some people.  | |||
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"Actually yes is your answer. I can gush but when I do I'm a bitter taste, not sweet like some others I have tasted. So consequently I do not like to gush when I'm on a meet and if I feel it's gonna happen, I move position so it doesn't. "that's a shame not all people have the same pallets when it comes to taste, although I find if I am drawn to their natural perspiration then I'm also drawn to their taste- basic human attraction so don't wiggle away next time. | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. " Meeeow | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. " I have aroused many a woman funnily enough! It was just a question about women's anxieties (like men) regarding their cleanliness!! Nothing more. This thread has now taken on a life of it's own though... | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?" scratch an sniff ^_^ | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. " Yeah stale piss ain't arousal mate. | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. " Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! " I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic "Don't worry about it. He's a black knight. (New Fab term coined on another thread.) ~A man that thinks putting down other men will get him a chance of a shag. Usually caused by blue balls. | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic
Don't worry about it. He's a black knight. (New Fab term coined on another thread.)
~A man that thinks putting down other men will get him a chance of a shag. Usually caused by blue balls. "Isn't that still just a white knight? Cause that's what most do "oh I'm so amazing and put women first unlike you other scum men"? | |||
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"I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago. ." A chocolate tasting fanny?. I think Im suddenly bi curious... | |||
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"I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago. . A chocolate tasting fanny?. I think Im suddenly bi curious..." I think the sugar is just in my juices and it isn't nice apparently, if it was chocolate tasting i'm sure i'd get oral every time.
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic "It has nothing to do with it. I think it's a good question and could lead to excellent discussion. | |||
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"I'm diabetic and know that if i eat chocolate then my pussy will taste sickly sweet, got told that a few years ago. . A chocolate tasting fanny?. I think Im suddenly bi curious..." Chocolate orange and I'm too | |||
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"I don't worry I like how I taste I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems " Well with a name like yours you have to taste nice. Anything else would be false advertising
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all. There's only pressure if women allow it. Like the emperor's new clothes. Bloody sheep some people. "Yes that's true but when I was 16 I really believed that I wouldn't get a boyfriend unless my eyebrows were really thin  . I can see how it happens | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. I have aroused many a woman funnily enough! It was just a question about women's anxieties (like men) regarding their cleanliness!! Nothing more. This thread has now taken on a life of it's own though... "Well just the sight of his bum arouses me
Anyway I've always been told I taste delicious and what I taste on his lips seems ok to me! | |||
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"I don't worry I like how I taste I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems Well with a name like yours you have to taste nice. Anything else would be false advertising
They do say don't overdo it with the cleaning products. I do know that much."I haven't been taken to trading standards yet | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. I have aroused many a woman funnily enough! It was just a question about women's anxieties (like men) regarding their cleanliness!! Nothing more. This thread has now taken on a life of it's own though...
Well just the sight of his bum arouses me
Anyway I've always been told I taste delicious and what I taste on his lips seems ok to me!"That's enough about my bum
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic
It has nothing to do with it. I think it's a good question and could lead to excellent discussion."I think this has turned out to be quite a surprising discussion. I've learnt a few things anyway. | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! " Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral "Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. " What offends you so? The OP merely asked a question. | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?" | |||
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"the only time I really worry about my body odour is when I've been cycling around work all day in this weather I try and get home half way through the day for a shower and change of cloths, but I suppose nobody's going to be going near my fanny at work anyway so no need to concern myself about that just my self in general as I work up a right sweat cycling around in the summer " Ha. I'd ask you to wash everywhere but your armpits | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women? "As I stated earlier. Of course men have these same issues. But me as a man, was just asking about women and their experiences of such things. | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral
Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing "That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure | |||
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"I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself "Love soap and glory products | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women?
As I stated earlier. Of course men have these same issues. But me as a man, was just asking about women and their experiences of such things."Shower Gel and water; hasn't failed yet. I could go for some of the overpriced marketing rubbish, but why | |||
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"Ok it's Sunday evening and I'm slightly bored and this thought just came into my head... Do you women ever get anxious about how your pussy may taste? When a guy or girl goes down on you are you ever apprehensive about how the old girl may be tasting today? Or have you ever tasted you own juices and thought, 'that's rank!'? Sure you try to be clean at all times but the proof of the pudding is in the eating as they say..." Can't we tell it's a Sunday and your a bit bored. | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral
Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing
That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure "Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral
Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing
That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure
Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner "Oh dear. That'd involved multitasking | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral
Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing
That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure
Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner "Well I've heard the term 'beef curtains' but that's just taking it too far | |||
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"Embrace womanly odours as part of the experience. Arousal leads to pheromones leads to odour, but then I suppose the author may not have aroused a woman. Just because he hasn't met every Rita, Sue and Sandra, it does not mean he hasn't aroused many! I'm still not sure what me arousing a woman has to do with this thread topic
Don't worry about it. He's a black knight. (New Fab term coined on another thread.)
~A man that thinks putting down other men will get him a chance of a shag. Usually caused by blue balls. "I always prefer a black knight ... of to do some family duties .... looking forward to some debate when we get back ... | |||
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"this place is enough to make any woman paranoid , look at the amount of men who claim to love licking pussy yet never do when they are on a meet ! Some of us actually do. It breaks my heart every time I read Nicecouples461's female half say she doesn't like receiving oral
Oh dear sorry . Plenty more that makes my blood sing
That's fine, I'm very accommodating. Was just thinking of my own pleasure
Although I have just had a very unpleasant accident involving hot gravy and my lap. Any gentleman heading south at the moment would be enjoying a roast beef dinner
Well I've heard the term 'beef curtains' but that's just taking it too far "Haha I just spat my drink over my laptop! Whoops | |||
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"During a three day camping trip once I was a bit concerned when the guy I went with went down on me, but he took it like a champ." eee lass you made me choke on my vimto - so funny im told im always sweet to taste - no reason to think otherwise - i dont grab them too tight whilst theyre there - (unless asked to do so of course ) | |||
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Even had a couple of people who claimed it wasn't really their thing venture down there. And tastes OK to me though as others have said the exact palate differs depending on where I am in the month.
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"I always keep clean and fresh as others have said but I do also have a little taste before a meet "I'm loving this thing of women tasting themselves! Like a chef tasting the food before serving it up | |||
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Basic hygiene is never too much to ask nor expect. However, if I had to ask there wouldn't be a first meet completed never mind a second.
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"There's a huge industry built entirely upon women's insecurities around her hygiene - I think it's safe to assume we do. Things like this annoy the hell out of me. Like the whole industry that's built up around shaving. Making a woman feel that she's abnormal if she has a bit of body hair. Same with the make-up industry. Very dangerous on young minds I think. Go natural, that's what I say. Yes I agree. There is huge pressure on women to only have hair in certain places and there's a recent trend to remove your eyebrows then have them tattooed back on. I admit to being completely baffled by it all. There's only pressure if women allow it. Like the emperor's new clothes. Bloody sheep some people. "Huh! Now you tell me! I've already removed one eyebrow. What am I supposed to do now? | |||
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"You know what.. I've never worried about this at all. I look after my personal hygiene "As do we all
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"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread. "Don't worry, there's a whole industry built round keeping it fresh and artificially scented. Until the artificial scent causes thrush that is. | |||
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"Don't worry, there's a whole industry built round keeping it fresh and artificially scented." As in artificial vaj smell like when you buy those brand new car air fresheners? I'm not sure I'd want a vagina smelling of anything else. Forest pine? | |||
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...they have always said I taste good.
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"Don't worry, there's a whole industry built round keeping it fresh and artificially scented. As in artificial vaj smell like when you buy those brand new car air fresheners? I'm not sure I'd want a vagina smelling of anything else. Forest pine?" They mostly smell floral or "fresh", whatever fresh smells like. | |||
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"Do you just hang them in your knickers?" Oh gawd, don't give them ideas! We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies... I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know. | |||
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"Do you just hang them in your knickers? Oh gawd, don't give them ideas! We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies... I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know." I can see it now... Magic Vaj. I'm going to be a millionaire. | |||
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"I don't worry I like how I taste I don't smother it in lotions or potions as it disturbs the natural balance and cause problems " What she said. | |||
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"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread. "I would too,yours is all hanging out! | |||
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"Do you just hang them in your knickers? Oh gawd, don't give them ideas! We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies... I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know. I can see it now... Magic Vaj. I'm going to be a millionaire." If you make a beer scented one it could be used to cover up any yeasty scented-ness caused by artificially scented products | |||
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"Do you just hang them in your knickers? Oh gawd, don't give them ideas! We have wipes, sprays, perfumed wash products, scented liners for our undies... I've not seen a Magic Tree for knickers yet but you never know. I can see it now... Magic Vaj. I'm going to be a millionaire." It's a catchy name...
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"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread.
I would too,yours is all hanging out!"Haha! Is that normal? I'll try poking it back in with a pencil. | |||
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"I'm even starting to worry about my vaj after this thread.
I would too,yours is all hanging out!
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Is that normal? I'll try poking it back in with a pencil."Can I watch? | |||
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"Some certainly taste better than others... Maybe instead of just scent we could have flavouring too?" A bit like salt 'n' shake?? | |||
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"When at uni I had a gf come back from a 3 night music festival. Obviously unshowered but I was gagging for it and went down instantly. Never been more turned on by the natural aromas, left to mature naturally we fucked for hours "Twenty years ago my then partner would turn up early in the morning, let himself in and wake me with oral. He said the smell was more stimulating and the taste was better. | |||
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"The only times I've been bothered about it are after long drives to a meet. On a couple of occasions I showered last thing before I left home but then drove 4-5 hours. When we started playing I realised I didn't wash when I got there. I was concerned I smelled or tasted bad those times." Trust me...real men play on whatever the weather... | |||
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"Some certainly taste better than others... Maybe instead of just scent we could have flavouring too?" I know what I eat affects the flavour. | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" Fair play but seems like an awful lot of effort! | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" Spontaneous sex is out of the window for you then  | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! Fair play but seems like an awful lot of effort!" It'll be much easier with Magic Vaj | |||
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"It'll be much easier with Magic Vaj "It's a way of life. | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" Wow!
Top marks for effort!
Couldn't be arsed with that sort of prep! 
Happy to make sure I'm all clean and fresh but my eating habits are not something I would consider. I can't say anyone has ever complained that I don't taste like an opal fruit. | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! Fair play but seems like an awful lot of effort! It'll be much easier with Magic Vaj "I might even consider Magic Vaj to avoid such a rigourous routine. If I did all of that and I didn't get oral I would be mightily pissed off. | |||
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"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now." What does platinum member taste like? | |||
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"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now. What does platinum member taste like? "No idea, I can't reach. | |||
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"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now. What does platinum member taste like?
No idea, I can't reach. "If you did some yoga you'd be able to do a sniff test at least. Get proficient at it and you might be able to do a taste test. | |||
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"Opal fruit Magic Vaj is going to be a hot seller now. What does platinum member taste like?
No idea, I can't reach.
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" That's a hell of a lot of maintenance!! I wash with pH neutral soap (Dr Bronners is the best) and carry wet wipes for a quick pre bonk check. More concerned about rouge bits of toilet paper being left behind than how I taste | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" Mr loves it however it tastes, but almost always tastes fruity without having to go to those lengths (although no red meat for me as I am a veggie) - one time he tasted burritos when I had been binging on them. As we live together and have sex pretty much all the time, it would be impossible to keep such a regime up | |||
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"Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse. " can I recommend johnys and baby wipes | |||
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"At certain times of the month mine will have an aroma that isn't there the rest of the month.." Round about Pay Day ? | |||
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"You know what.. I've never worried about this at all. I look after my personal hygiene
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"Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse. " I'm guessing this is tongue in cheek , as well as tongue up arse ? | |||
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"Takes a good month to prep for a shag both physically and mentally, that's why I can't do one off's. I'm not constantly on the pill so I have to wait for a period to start taking the pill again. I'll do other things with my potential shag, watch films with him, cook for him, counsel him and listen to him talk and talk and talk until I know his life history! By the time I'm ready to fuck I'd have done all my own prep, fanny will be on point and I'm good to go. Guy also thinks that I'm nice albeit slightly frigid until he falls asleep and is woken up with a hard on and my tongue up his arse. I'm guessing this is tongue in cheek , as well as tongue up arse ? " Probably not | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" And yet you smoke! I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores. I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways. | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! And yet you smoke! I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores. I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways. " Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old?? | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! And yet you smoke! I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores. I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways. Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old?? " Fair enough point tho. Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic. | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! And yet you smoke! I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores. I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways. Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old?? Fair enough point tho. Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic. " I'm just loving the term 'opal fruit pussy'. This thread was worth it just for that Another phrase to add to the Fab dictionary. | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! And yet you smoke! I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores. I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways. Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old?? Fair enough point tho. Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic. I'm just loving the term 'opal fruit pussy'. This thread was worth it just for that Another phrase to add to the Fab dictionary."I've ordered in extra pineapple & mango this week..... | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! And yet you smoke! I know people don't like to admit about the smell of smoke and everyone will claim on here that you can't smell it on them, deep down you know cigarettes smell. It's not just breath that it affects. Similarly to garlic and highly spiced foods, you can smell that oozing through the pores. I'm not overly anti smoking, I don't recoil at the smell of it, I'm more bothered by the smell of garlic or sweat, but if you do smoke, you are aware that putting poisonous toxins into your body is going to have an effect in many ways. Actually lol'ed at this. You do realise you're talking to a grown woman and not a five year old?? Fair enough point tho. Upto a months prep to obtain an 'opal fruit pussy' by clean eating, upping fruit content, discounting food that has strong odours but still smoking does seem a little ironic. I'm just loving the term 'opal fruit pussy'. This thread was worth it just for that Another phrase to add to the Fab dictionary.
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste!" flippin ek | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! flippin ek " Yep, sex can be so much fun
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"I ALWAYS shower or have a bath before a meet. Soap and Glory leaves it smelling delicious! As for tasting it. I will run a finger over and inside and taste myself "Wow I want her amaze | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! flippin ek Yep, sex can be so much fun
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! flippin ek Yep, sex can be so much fun
well im still gonna just let him grab me whenever and wherever - "Bit of spontenaity? Where's the fun in that? Get a wash woman | |||
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"I don't use any soap inside my fanny, I'll wash the outside but just give the inside a quick blast with the shower. I drink at least 2 litres of water a day anyway and when I know I'm gonna have sex I'll cut out all caffeine and red meat a week before, days before I'll eat fresh pineapple and citrus fruits, no strong smelling foods like curry or garlic, asparagus or onions, plus the day before and on the day I'll drink smoothies made up of pineapple, apple, lime juice, sprinkle of cinnamon, and mangos. Cunt tastes like an opal fruit afterwards and always been complimented on the taste! flippin ek Yep, sex can be so much fun
well im still gonna just let him grab me whenever and wherever -
Bit of spontenaity? Where's the fun in that? Get a wash woman "sticks out tongue and blows a raspberry xx | |||
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"Do men every worry that any part of them smells in any way, shape or form? Or done what you suggested to check? Why would it only be women? Well of course men have the same concerns but just wondered if women ever have the same sort of worries. I'm not a woman so was just curious that's all." I smell how I smell. Some people like the way I smell, some people don't. If they don't like the way I smell, they don't have to put their nose there. | |||
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