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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.  
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I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?  "
It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.
I had a momentary lapse.
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over a year ago
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What's naughty about having wine ??? 
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... "
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?  |
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.
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I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?
It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.
I had a momentary lapse.
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Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in? "
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him 
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.
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I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?
It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.
I had a momentary lapse.
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Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?"
What cake?
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.
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I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?
It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.
I had a momentary lapse.
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Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?"
I think it will come to light when he can't fit in his suit on the day |
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"I accidentally had a quarter of a 'serves 24' chocolate cake whilst the football was on.
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I though cake was banned till after the nuptials?
It was reduced at asda from £12 to £2.34 due to it being slightly 'squished'.
I had a momentary lapse.
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Are you trying to dispose of the evidence so you can deny it?
What cake?
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Thatta boy! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest "
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though "
Hey the windows open I'm being generous |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though
Hey the windows open I'm being generous "
That's more than generous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though
Hey the windows open I'm being generous
That's more than generous "
Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though
Hey the windows open I'm being generous
That's more than generous
Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft "
Oh a bit of golden shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though
Hey the windows open I'm being generous
That's more than generous
Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft
Oh a bit of golden shower "
Noooooooo pussy juice only |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat...
Never usually have alcohol this early I usually have a 6oclock rule...I guess I need to live a little what's the bloke wrapped in?
My daughters bf used to have the same rule we broke him
Pallet wrap...only his cock on show... I'm not a bad girl honest
Lol I'm really laughing here with pallet wrap fair play....great way to spend a Saturday he must be sweating his bollocks off though
Hey the windows open I'm being generous
That's more than generous
Ain't it just...he will be wanting fluids next ...pffft
Oh a bit of golden shower
Noooooooo pussy juice only "
Waste what want not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's naughty about having wine ???
Fook me ...hang , draw and quarter me I'm on my second bottle of Prosecco and have a man tied ...wrapped n wanting in my bedroom whilst I cook n chat... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't give me ideas you lot.
I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment."
I know I was reading this and thinking that.. Then realised the children have found and drank my lemonade I hid in my room... and put it back.. lol x |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Don't give me ideas you lot.
I could just go for a spritzer or five at the moment.
I know I was reading this and thinking that.. Then realised the children have found and drank my lemonade I hid in my room... and put it back.. lol x"
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