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David Niven's first screen test after which he was ejected from the studio.
There was a young man from Leeds
Who once ate a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass shot out of his arse
And his cock was covered in s.
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There was a young lady from Pitlochry
Who made love to a man on a rockery
She said to her chum
Oh these stones hurt my bum
This isn't a fuck
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There was a great Marxist called Lenin.
Who did 2 or 3 million men in.
That's a lot to have done in, but where he did one in, that grand Marxist Stalin did 10 in. |
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