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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Not here, but on another site, I got a message from a 68yo guy saying " can no longer get it up, but would love to see my dog lick you out, are you up for it?"
My answer..." had you used manners and said please, I would have thought about it - NOT!!! However on this occasion I feel I must decline. Good luck in your future endeavours!!!"
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"Ive just had one this minute and it said.
"I know a good vet""
Did he? Just out of interest.
Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him. |
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"Ive just had one this minute and it said.
"I know a good vet"
Did he? Just out of interest.
Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him."
Well i have messaged him to see what he ment im assuming he means i should be put down lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just had one this minute and it said.
"I know a good vet"
Did he? Just out of interest.
Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him.
Well i have messaged him to see what he ment im assuming he means i should be put down lol"
Or he wants to try Ketamine on you!! runnnnnnnn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one yesterday...
" I don't want to fuck you, you're too fat but wanted to tell you that you are stunning"  
Am I missing something?!! "
No, he is for sure. You are stunning and beautifully curvy . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just had one this minute and it said.
"I know a good vet"
Did he? Just out of interest.
Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him."
Zut alors |
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"Not here, but on another site, I got a message from a 68yo guy saying " can no longer get it up, but would love to see my dog lick you out, are you up for it?"
My answer..." had you used manners and said please, I would have thought about it - NOT!!! However on this occasion I feel I must decline. Good luck in your future endeavours!!!"
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...I thought we had got over all that now! 
And I keep telling you I'm not 68!!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just had one this minute and it said.
"I know a good vet"
Did he? Just out of interest.
Anyway what constitutes a good vet? They may specialise in horses but be shit at frogs. I'd report him.
Well i have messaged him to see what he ment im assuming he means i should be put down lol"
Take no notice probs one of those machos who treat women like animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not here, but on another site, I got a message from a 68yo guy saying " can no longer get it up, but would love to see my dog lick you out, are you up for it?"
My answer..." had you used manners and said please, I would have thought about it - NOT!!! However on this occasion I feel I must decline. Good luck in your future endeavours!!!"
...I thought we had got over all that now!
And I keep telling you I'm not 68!!!! "
69? |
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