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A line mentioned the other day in a thread on here, "Find a job you like and never work a day in your life" on that basis I've never worked a day in my life 
I'm a design engineer so I spend my time creating engineering solutions to problems thus eliminating the problem. So 'work' for me means I get paid for what would otherwise be a full time hobby.
But there are times when I might dream about being a game warden in the Serengeti National Park or something similar. But I also think that if I was that game warden, I'd probably be dreaming about life in the Engineering R&D lab  |
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Inventor, I have just invented an all singing and dancing bucking and fucking bronko. Straped to its back is a ten and a half inch rigid latex dildo, When it senses vaginal muscle wall spasms it exstends a further 2 inches, and rotates at the same time, And it has also got a voice activated ejaculation system, By shouting yes yes yes get me the fuck off this shagging bronko, The vaginal ejector system squirts a high preasure luke warm fluid out of the top of the dildo. All I need now is someone to try it out. someone innocent.  |
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"A line mentioned the other day in a thread on here, "Find a job you like and never work a day in your life" on that basis I've never worked a day in my life
I'm a design engineer so I spend my time creating engineering solutions to problems thus eliminating the problem. So 'work' for me means I get paid for what would otherwise be a full time hobby.
But there are times when I might dream about being a game warden in the Serengeti National Park or something similar. But I also think that if I was that game warden, I'd probably be dreaming about life in the Engineering R&D lab "
I'm hoping I'll always be a teacher. If all else fails a little surf shack on the beach in Cornwall. |
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"Inventor, I have just invented an all singing and dancing bucking and fucking bronko. Straped to its back is a ten and a half inch rigid latex dildo, When it senses vaginal muscle wall spasms it exstends a further 2 inches, and rotates at the same time, And it has also got a voice activated ejaculation system, By shouting yes yes yes get me the fuck off this shagging bronko, The vaginal ejector system squirts a high preasure luke warm fluid out of the top of the dildo. All I need now is someone to try it out. someone innocent. "
we got on one a well known online site, it was average..  |
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I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.
However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...
Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them! |
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"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.
However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...
Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them! "
Time and money they always let us down xx |
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"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.
However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...
Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!
Time and money they always let us down xx"
I know, right? Just sort those two out and I'd be flying!
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Ben and Jerry's ice cream tester (testing their new flavors) - and yes they do exist at their factory in Vermont.
Otherwise...human rights lawyer with amnesty international.
-Courtney |
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"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.
However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...
Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!
Time and money they always let us down xx
I know, right? Just sort those two out and I'd be flying!
X"
So 48hour days and £100 per hour minimum wage?? Then it would be feasible xx lol |
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The Queen. I want her job, and her servants, and her money, and for all you people to be my commoners - i'd own you all.
Ffs i don't want a job really, being a bum is my aspiration. |
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"Easy.
Travel writer - go on holiday and get paid to gas about it.
I sit corrected. Apparently the consensus is:
Slag.
Charming. "
I won't post the message but the title of the PM was
'Job for a slag'
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"I love my job, obviously it's the best in the world.
However, I really want to set up a side project of building bikes from just frames to a fully working machine. Vlogging the whole process and sticking them up on YouTube...
Few things in my way though, time and money being two of them!
Time and money they always let us down xx
I know, right? Just sort those two out and I'd be flying!
X
So 48hour days and £100 per hour minimum wage?? Then it would be feasible xx lol "
Yeah! That's it, I'm sure I'd find the time then! |
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Hiring out segways to holiday makers, somewhere hot, clear blue skies, turquoise seas and a heavenly white sandy beach.
Obviously my pitch would be next to a nice chilled beach bar! |
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