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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would crawl 2 miles over broken glass naked in winter with a midget strapped to my back whipping me, just to shake hands with the bus driver who accidentally touched your hand when you gave him your fare 10 years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would crawl 2 miles over broken glass naked in winter with a midget strapped to my back whipping me, just to shake hands with the bus driver who accidentally touched your hand when you gave him your fare 10 years ago"
Wouldn't work on me. Too smarmy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like the overweight polar bear....Chat up lines break the ice.
Original and terrible....get a laugh, apologise and buy a drink."
The above Message is entirely separate and unrelated to the user name above it and is in no way meant to offend big boned fabulous bears. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would do nothing for me I'm afraid
Maybe a battered mars bar instead then?
Typical rejected male response....go for the stereo type without knowing a thing, but carry on as you were  "
relax grandma. Hows this:
Your eyes are gorgeous. If i ever lose my sight i'm coming after you with a spoon and a container full of ice x |
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"Would crawl 2 miles over broken glass naked in winter with a midget strapped to my back whipping me, just to shake hands with the bus driver who accidentally touched your hand when you gave him your fare 10 years ago"
Needy, desperate, trying too hard - run away from the strange man!  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Who needs chat up,lines on a swingers site
Hahah
They all to cheesy to me so would rather someone just say. Fancy meeting up sometime"
Fancy meeting up sometime..    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would crawl 2 miles over broken glass naked in winter with a midget strapped to my back whipping me, just to shake hands with the bus driver who accidentally touched your hand when you gave him your fare 10 years ago
Needy, desperate, trying too hard - run away from the strange man! "
Humour is lost on some people |
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Works every time 
