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I`m a Billionaire!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How many of you looked at this rubbing your little palms, lol.
Seriously folks. If you were a Billionaire, would you have private planes, a hanger full of cars, loads of properties etc, or would you set a reasonable sum aside and use the rest to help others? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you looked at this rubbing your little palms, lol.
Seriously folks. If you were a Billionaire, would you have private planes, a hanger full of cars, loads of properties etc, or would you set a reasonable sum aside and use the rest to help others?"
1) financial security for my kids
2) a reliable laptop
3) gravestone for my dad
4) big donations to RNLI, SSAFA and other charities
5) ummm, can't think of anything else at the moment
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Well I'd bloody make sure me, my family and close friends never want anything.
But I'd also like to set up charities and projects like building schools in remote African villages, accomdation for homeless people, lots of stuff for mental health.
Oh and I'd have a cats retirement home
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well family and children and grandchildren first then maybe a retirement home for swingers  on a more serious note tho there are meny unreported and unrepresented needy causes that help those in need in this country that could do with a helping hand and maybe the odd extra bit of kit for my lady friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cars, motorbikes, houses, private jets and many many other boys toys and gadgets!! Put huge sums of money away for the kids I'd waste a lot of money on stupid stuff to be honest |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I might learn to ride a motorbike and I'd have a huge family home, with wings, so that we can live together but not be on top of each other. After the big joint holiday for my friends in Hawaii and a small amount set aside for the kids (they need to earn for themselves so they won't get a lot) the rest would be given to existing charities. |
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"How many of you looked at this rubbing your little palms, lol.
Seriously folks. If you were a Billionaire, would you have private planes, a hanger full of cars, loads of properties etc, or would you set a reasonable sum aside and use the rest to help others?"
. I would invest it all in stocks and shares and carry on working . You need to have a purpose in life and endless holidays become meaningless . In any event , I live in the real world , not dreamland so will not be giving the matter too much thought . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Headstone for my son.
Buy a huuuuge plot of land, build homes for my family.
Buy homes for a select few close friends.
Donate to the charities I support.
Set up a rescue/educational centre.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many of you looked at this rubbing your little palms, lol.
Seriously folks. If you were a Billionaire, would you have private planes, a hanger full of cars, loads of properties etc, or would you set a reasonable sum aside and use the rest to help others?. I would invest it all in stocks and shares and carry on working . You need to have a purpose in life and endless holidays become meaningless . In any event , I live in the real world , not dreamland so will not be giving the matter too much thought . "
Real world eh?
Gizza tenner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many of you looked at this rubbing your little palms, lol.
Seriously folks. If you were a Billionaire, would you have private planes, a hanger full of cars, loads of properties etc, or would you set a reasonable sum aside and use the rest to help others?"
Hire someone to watch your kids so you don't wake to poo strewn walls?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd buy the best building I could find and turn it into the best nightclub, cafe bar, restaurant I've ever wanted
Build the house I've self designed, buy my first new car
Make sure my friends and family had enough money to tell banks to stick their mortgages.
Have the shopping trip of a lifetime with all my girlies .
It's a given that charities would benefit greatly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would definitely invest in helping out some of the poor unfortunates who I come into contact with daily suffering with mental health illness who will never be able to integrate into society properly.
Many of them rely on stability in their home life, something that this government cannot provide with its budget cuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wayne Manor
Batcave
Enough said
Aim higher:
Death Star
I'd rather be a good guy which is pretty hard when you build something with death in the name
I'll be your nemesis then  "
Cool. If you see a batshaped light in the sky start running |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I were a billionaire I'd buy a couple of battleships - like proper battleships, Iowa class or sommat - and have them fitted with paint ball shells.
How cool would that be?!"
Have you seen the price of Iowa class these days.
And wouldnt you need plenty of seamen to make 'em work? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Wayne Manor
Batcave
Enough said
Aim higher:
Death Star
I'd rather be a good guy which is pretty hard when you build something with death in the name
I'll be your nemesis then
Cool. If you see a batshaped light in the sky start running "
Erm, Death Star? Super laser? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I were a billionaire I'd buy a couple of battleships - like proper battleships, Iowa class or sommat - and have them fitted with paint ball shells.
How cool would that be?!"
I don't think a billion would even buy the turrets for the gun's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wayne Manor
Batcave
Enough said
Aim higher:
Death Star
I'd rather be a good guy which is pretty hard when you build something with death in the name
I'll be your nemesis then
Cool. If you see a batshaped light in the sky start running
Erm, Death Star? Super laser?"
Fire the Frickin lazer! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Wayne Manor
Batcave
Enough said
Aim higher:
Death Star
I'd rather be a good guy which is pretty hard when you build something with death in the name
I'll be your nemesis then
Cool. If you see a batshaped light in the sky start running
Erm, Death Star? Super laser?
Fire the Frickin lazer! "
*Earth shattering kaboom*
Shit, no heroes left now. |
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I dont think many people would understand just how much it is and how difficult it would be to actually spend it. "
I'm fully aware of how much a billion is an no, it would not be that difficult to spend it.
And kids would get very little actual cash and no matter what age I was when I died, none of them get a penny of what's left until they are at least 40.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wayne Manor
Batcave
Enough said
Aim higher:
Death Star
I'd rather be a good guy which is pretty hard when you build something with death in the name
I'll be your nemesis then
Cool. If you see a batshaped light in the sky start running
Erm, Death Star? Super laser?
Fire the Frickin lazer!
*Earth shattering kaboom*
Shit, no heroes left now."
Who ate all the choccies?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many of you looked at this rubbing your little palms, lol.
Seriously folks. If you were a Billionaire, would you have private planes, a hanger full of cars, loads of properties etc, or would you set a reasonable sum aside and use the rest to help others?
Hire someone to watch your kids so you don't wake to poo strewn walls? "
Or get some poo proof walls made,lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont think many people would understand just how much it is and how difficult it would be to actually spend it.
I'm fully aware of how much a billion is an no, it would not be that difficult to spend it.
And kids would get very little actual cash and no matter what age I was when I died, none of them get a penny of what's left until they are at least 40.
D"
You`ve raised a valid point about how it could ruin peoples lives if not thought out properly, especially kids who haven`t learned the value of money yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wayne Manor
Batcave
Enough said
Aim higher:
Death Star
I'd rather be a good guy which is pretty hard when you build something with death in the name
I'll be your nemesis then
Cool. If you see a batshaped light in the sky start running
Erm, Death Star? Super laser?"
I'll wear that suit invented for beating up Superman. That'll save me
Then I'll hijack a rogue squadron vehicle, give it a sweet black paintjob, and blast your death star out of the sky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd buy a remote Island somewhere and live the way life should be led, free! Take a select few with me for skills, laughs and jokes but ultimately just create a paradise Island free from most things! Oh wait Richard Branson has done this! Oh need to check Necker Island for job opportunities lol |
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After all the normal stuff think I would earmark some money for elaborate pranks a la beadle's about. The Idea of a friend coming out the shop to find their brand new car half frozen solid makes me chuckle.
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By *ts artMan
over a year ago
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Having set things in place for my children a family and some dear friends, i'd invest hopefully wisely at a low but safe return
Then set up social and community enterprises and covenant, on a rolling basis a months interest at a time to a list pf charities |
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