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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
This is about to start on Ch4.
A massage parlour in Sheffield... who has been?
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Do they accept luncheon vouchers? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do they accept luncheon vouchers?"
You're showing your age! What it was to have a job with luncheon vouchers back in the day.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wonder what extra they throw in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks for reminder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never been to a brothel, Ive always been curious, but the thought of being part of anything sinister |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It's run by a mother and daughter with a specialism in more mature ladies. "Every man likes a slut" apparently.
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Did she really just say 'everyone's fancity'??! 
Coleslaw in the jacuzzi?! 
Gold!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's run by a mother and daughter with a specialism in more mature ladies. "Every man likes a slut" apparently.
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That's right we do  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Did she really just say 'everyone's fancity'??!
Coleslaw in the jacuzzi?!
Gold!!! "
Happy Hour is teatime on a Friday. I'm laughing so much it's ridiculous.
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
One in ten men regularly pay for sex! According to the program. I find that amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God it looks seedy ! |
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Friday tea time is appy hour waheyyyyy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did she really just say 'everyone's fancity'??!
Coleslaw in the jacuzzi?!
Gold!!!
Happy Hour is teatime on a Friday. I'm laughing so much it's ridiculous.
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It's rougher than sandpaper |
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rather see it being used as a business than turned into a block of flats |
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"One in ten men regularly pay for sex! According to the program. I find that amazing. "
that's its that low or high..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The mother reminds me of olive from on the buses |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Anna looked better before the makeup |
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I pay for it every night I'm married |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"One in ten men regularly pay for sex! According to the program. I find that amazing.
that's its that low or high..?"
I think it's quite low.
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luncheaon vouchers?? ....sod them what about Greenshield Stamps! lol  |
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OPEN... Please use rear entrance!
I'm such a child! |
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"I pay for it every night I'm married "
ever had a refund for good performance..?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"luncheaon vouchers?? ....sod them what about Greenshield Stamps! lol "
Hello you! Do the double and have both.
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"One in ten men regularly pay for sex! According to the program. I find that amazing.
that's its that low or high..?"
High! I find that very hard to believe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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now this is channel 4, bringing us great shows like Humans(even though i think its semishite), but then...they start again with utter drivel(I'm not watching, knowing it will be anyway)...
I'm sure most of the sex stuff is the eurotrash team taking the mickey... |
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"One in ten men regularly pay for sex! According to the program. I find that amazing.
that's its that low or high..?
I think it's quite low.
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i would think so too.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she provides a service that there is a demand for! not for nothing the oldest profession!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Safer for the girls though |
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Did i really just see someone asleep in the chair?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It could do with a Lick of paint |
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"The mother reminds me of olive from on the buses"
I thought exactly the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Safer for the girls though "
Very true there |
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"Safer for the girls though "
Absolutely!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh fuck fuck the red head looks a bit like me |
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Oh hahahaha!!
Anna's quite a squirter actually!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is about to start on Ch4.
A massage parlour in Sheffield... who has been?
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Absurd, what sort of chap do you think I am? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"she provides a service that there is a demand for! not for nothing the oldest profession! "
I'm not denying that, I also think it's safer for the workers. It's just this has been edited to ensure it is hiliarious.
I wonder about the people who sign up for these candid exposure documentaries. I think the production team do an amazing job to convince them that it will be alright. It's just that once you are out there, on screen, with plus 1 and catch-up and repeats it's something that can come back to haunt you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm watching it with my mum lol
Laughing my head of as years ago before I was a twinkle it was a pub! My nanan and grandpa lived opposite so mum used to drink in it when dating my dad ha ha ha ha |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Oh hahahaha!!
Anna's quite a squirter actually!!
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Cut to leaky drain pipe. This show is hilarious. |
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With a Durex advert strategically placed! |
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Spookily enough, the flat that I'm moving to in a couple of months is next door to a "massage parlour", have never been and don't think I will. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm curious to know how much money they make. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"With a Durex advert strategically placed! "
That's proper advert space selling. Give that person a bonus. I'm expecting a LoveHoney one if they feature any gadgets.
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Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fishnet outfit Anna has is from eBay China Ave one myself 99p free postage |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The sploshing has left a terrible mess.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel"
I daren't look.
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"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel
I daren't look.
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Look!! Seriously... I've been giggling since it started! |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
ruddy hell the size of her earrings |
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They all look like they need a good wash and to have green eyeshadow confiscated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who wants a job the short of girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue balls suicide prevention unit
Someone get her a fucking medal |
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"i think we have missed the most shocking thing..
yorkies actually getting out their wallets!!!! "
ARR MUCH, Tha can bugger off lad  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel
I daren't look.
Look!! Seriously... I've been giggling since it started! "
OK, "Not just any jacuzzi food, M&S jacuzzi food" on TwitTwat made me laugh.
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Does anyone else think that Anna looks like Peter Kay's Geraldine? |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel
I daren't look.
Look!! Seriously... I've been giggling since it started! "
Some of the Twitter posts are hilarious.
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"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel
I daren't look.
Look!! Seriously... I've been giggling since it started!
OK, "Not just any jacuzzi food, M&S jacuzzi food" on TwitTwat made me laugh.
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Make the sheets look like they've not been used?!!!!
Ewwwwww!!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Here we go, the paddles are out.
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Just watching it 15mins behind real time.. Love a dodgy documentary! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"i think we have missed the most shocking thing..
yorkies actually getting out their wallets!!!!
ARR MUCH, Tha can bugger off lad "
you know i only say it cause i love.... and its true!!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Who posts a letter "
I do.
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"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel
I daren't look.
Look!! Seriously... I've been giggling since it started!
Some of the Twitter posts are hilarious.
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'Self service area... Unexpected item in the wanking area'
Hahahaha! I love Twitter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i think we have missed the most shocking thing..
yorkies actually getting out their wallets!!!! "
Great observation |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Mistress Vixen has just said she tells people she's a secretary but now she's outed herself on the telly. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"i think we have missed the most shocking thing..
yorkies actually getting out their wallets!!!!
Great observation "
see.. and on queue bloke with flat cap..... bet he left whippet t'outdoor.... |
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"ruddy hell the size of her earrings"
It's not Pat Butcher is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It sure is Geraldine aka Peter kay |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
its not that yorkshire men cant come in the half hour... they just want their moneys worth...!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grab it while you can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Using cash to buy the bedding..... Tax man will be after her next |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Every shift starts with a takeaway.
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Twitter is funny |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
and funny enough to city sauna sheffield site has gone down... i think everyone has gone for a lookie... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
They're sat in a section marked staff parking. My sense of humour needs an adjustment.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"and funny enough to city sauna sheffield site has gone down... i think everyone has gone for a lookie... "
And... how do you know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So they really think this is positive marketing for the business? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God that place looks as Rough
As you like and the
Woman even rougher !'nn |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So they really think this is positive marketing for the business? "
Or possibly for their individual new potential careers in television.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every shift starts with a takeaway.
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Garlic and onions before a shag... Ohhhh yesss.
Thank you for this thread. I would have missed watching it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next week it is all about sex education x |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"and funny enough to city sauna sheffield site has gone down... i think everyone has gone for a lookie...
And... how do you know? "
i needed something to do during the commercial breaks... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"and funny enough to city sauna sheffield site has gone down... i think everyone has gone for a lookie...
And... how do you know?
i needed something to do during the commercial breaks... "
So you went and broke their website? Wicked man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A raffle pmsl |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Extras for Christmas = a mince pie.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Wrinkled noses about a raffle winner customer. Now he'll know what they think of him.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
Dave the pervy funeral parlour man might not go back now |
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I was taken by a friend to a brothel in New South Wales. I kid you not, the sign over reception read:
BUY 10 GET 1 FREE WITH NEW GIRL
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The support information line may have Dave the perve calling them after that.
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
I've been affected by that program. I'm going to phone the help line. |
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That was very funny TV!! *claps* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave the pervy funeral parlour man might not go back now"
or his clients might just not think of using his parlour.. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was taken by a friend to a brothel in New South Wales. I kid you not, the sign over reception read:
BUY 10 GET 1 FREE WITH NEW GIRL
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You might want to let this parlour know - every marketing trick is needed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The daughter's lower front teeth are black!
Can't be good for business? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've been affected by that program. I'm going to phone the help line. "
Tell us about it first.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The daughter's lower front teeth are black!
Can't be good for business?"
I really found that the most difficult part of the programme. I don't understand how young people can have such bad teeth in this day and age.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad these girls have somewhere safe to work, and I have more respect for those girls than I ever will for any of the Kardashians/Cheryl Coles/Katie Prices of the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a way to bond with your daughter WTF lol
She wants to take over the 'family' business
I've seen it all now |
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"and funny enough to city sauna sheffield site has gone down... i think everyone has gone for a lookie...
And... how do you know?
i needed something to do during the commercial breaks...
So you went and broke their website? Wicked man. "
I'm on the website too.. I'm nosy |
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"i think we have missed the most shocking thing..
yorkies actually getting out their wallets!!!!
Great observation
see.. and on queue bloke with flat cap..... bet he left whippet t'outdoor.... "
Funnily enough on an excursion to the London Dungeon, we was put on trial. The charges were, whippet rustling, inapprpriate pigeon fancying and being on the moor with a hat on. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Twitter is funny"
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glad these girls have somewhere safe to work, and I have more respect for those girls than I ever will for any of the Kardashians/Cheryl Coles/Katie Prices of the world. "
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
My favourite from Twitter
Each room is fitted with a panic button just in case any of the male customers sober up during their stay. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Foxy's daughter's name...
My favourite section was Smith-Smith |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm curious to know how much money they make. "
The glamerous black girl (what was her ame?) £300 a night  |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Glad these girls have somewhere safe to work, and I have more respect for those girls than I ever will for any of the Kardashians/Cheryl Coles/Katie Prices of the world. "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Foxy's daughter's name...
My favourite section was Smith-Smith"
I didn't catch it all but the Smith-Smith did make me smile.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh fucking hell... Twitter is hilariously funny!
#averybritishbrothel
I daren't look.
Look!! Seriously... I've been giggling since it started!
OK, "Not just any jacuzzi food, M&S jacuzzi food" on TwitTwat made me laugh.
Make the sheets look like they've not been used?!!!!
Ewwwwww!!! "
PMSL... too funny - White sheets v Black sheets ... show all the stains... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was the scampi fries on the wall for sale and the woman eating wotsits that made me chuckle |
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I'll have to watch this - seems like you all would probably recommended it. |
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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago
Romford |
"The support information line may have Dave the perve calling them after that.
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???????? lmao |
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"It was the scampi fries on the wall for sale and the woman eating wotsits that made me chuckle "
Ewwww any woman with cheesy orange fingers would put me off sharpish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's with all the flat caps? Where's the whippets? Perhaps they can't come in unless it's a guide dog?
If we ever had any inclination to attend.....we don't any more! Lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As usual southerners berating Yorkshire the home of the most gold medals from the Olympics held in London,you lot of southerners mainly London want to look out your own windows the European capital of shoplifters, thieves murders the list goes on
Let's not forget kings cross |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's with all the flat caps? Where's the whippets? Perhaps they can't come in unless it's a guide dog?
If we ever had any inclination to attend.....we don't any more! Lol xx"
Watford well it ain't des res more of a shit tide |
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Around £60 a half hour
£90 an hour.
A friend told me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Foxy's daughter's name...
My favourite section was Smith-Smith
I didn't catch it all but the Smith-Smith did make me smile.
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It was like... Petal Rose... something something... Smith-Smith! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder if there is one in Penge lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is about to start on Ch4.
A massage parlour in Sheffield... who has been?
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Sheffield, no never been. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's"
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there. |
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there. "
Oh how fabulous!! Hahaha!! I  George even more now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there.
Oh how fabulous!! Hahaha!! I George even more now! "
You're in a minority!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there. "
Good for him. |
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there.
Oh how fabulous!! Hahaha!! I George even more now!
You're in a minority!! "
What's not to love? A guidebook to British Massage Parlours... I bet it's a fascinating read! |
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Good grief there are some snooty posts on this thread! I've been a brothel receptionist and would love to be a Madame. Most fun and fascinating job I've ever had.
Yes the place was a bit 'decor by Matalan' but I liked the way it showed the honest reality of the sex industry, away from glossy high class escorts. The girls may not have been porn hot but they're honest women, earning an honest crust.
Bet the place is packed today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad these girls have somewhere safe to work, and I have more respect for those girls than I ever will for any of the Kardashians/Cheryl Coles/Katie Prices of the world. "
Actually I couldn't agree more with you! And I think some of the comments on this thread are awful!
Yes - the decor leaves a lot to be desired
Yes - their diet clearly leaves a lot to be desired - hence the state of the daughter's teeth no doubt.
- and perhaps they're not ladies that any of you guys would take home to your mother!
But personally I found them very warm and very human - and they obviously have a great bond of friendship! I've always imagined prostitutes to be cold and hard - they were the opposite!
They also choose to work when, as single mothers, they could probably earn more on benefits and have free school meals etc.
Prostitutes when readily available like that help to keep rape, domestic violence, public disorder etc down!
Like one of the pink ladies sang in Grease - 'there are worse things I could do!'
It's not a job I'd choose - but fair play to them!! |
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I think this was all intended in good natured banter whislt the programme was on last night. It made me laugh a lot.
I didn't appreciate the other thread this morning, if you read that I'm sure you'll see the difference.
These ladies are safe and working in a place with an employer who treats them like family. That can only be a good thing. They're earning an honest living, fulfilling demand and they're mostly out of danger.
If I found myself in their position then I'd be hoping for cleaner sheets but at least I'd be safe and not hanging on a street corner.
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By *iverscuMan
over a year ago
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Interesting program. Im glad they have somewhere to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonder what extra they throw in "
I'm sure if you ask they'll provide Haribos, just not in the jacuzzi. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there.
Oh how fabulous!! Hahaha!! I George even more now!
You're in a minority!!
What's not to love? A guidebook to British Massage Parlours... I bet it's a fascinating read! "
Is that why he was carrying a briefcase?
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there.
Oh how fabulous!! Hahaha!! I George even more now!
You're in a minority!!
What's not to love? A guidebook to British Massage Parlours... I bet it's a fascinating read!
Is that why he was carrying a briefcase?
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Do you think he was scribbling notes while he got his *massage* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonder what extra they throw in
I'm sure if you ask they'll provide Haribos, just not in the jacuzzi."
Yes they prob would, will ask them lol and no, at the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It could do with a Lick of paint"
and new carpet, oh and furniture
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It could do with a Lick of paintand new carpet, oh and furniture"
That's all outlay that they may not be able to afford. If the customers are happy, the workers are happy and the business is operating legally there isn't a problem.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every shift starts with a takeaway.
Garlic and onions before a shag... Ohhhh yesss.
Thank you for this thread. I would have missed watching it. "
would not want to get a wank of the one eating wotsits, you would come out with an orange knob |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think this was all intended in good natured banter whislt the programme was on last night. It made me laugh a lot.
I didn't appreciate the other thread this morning, if you read that I'm sure you'll see the difference.
These ladies are safe and working in a place with an employer who treats them like family. That can only be a good thing. They're earning an honest living, fulfilling demand and they're mostly out of danger.
If I found myself in their position then I'd be hoping for cleaner sheets but at least I'd be safe and not hanging on a street corner.
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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago
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If that is the oldest profession, how did the men get the money to pay for it?
Cringeworthy car crash TV that we really enjoyed, albeit it didn't put us "in the mood" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That guy with the food fetish in the jacuzzi |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"That guy with the food fetish in the jacuzzi "
It's enough to put you off chowder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there. "
Was he the guy in the cloth cap that went with the black Masseuse. I thought I recognised him from somewhere |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
There's an update programme at 10pm tonight.
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"There's an update programme at 10pm tonight.
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*tunes in* |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's an update programme at 10pm tonight.
*tunes in*"
Let's hope the coleslaw isn't still there.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's an update programme at 10pm tonight.
*tunes in*
Let's hope the coleslaw isn't still there.
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Oh good lord |
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"There's an update programme at 10pm tonight.
*tunes in*
Let's hope the coleslaw isn't still there.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's an update programme at 10pm tonight.
*tunes in*
Let's hope the coleslaw isn't still there.
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Custard in the hot tub.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minimum of 15 mins, wow |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Minimum of 15 mins, wow"
What will they do with the 13 minutes when they're not having sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spill custard in the hot tub |
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Ooh I'm glad this is back on. Very sex positive, non exploitative show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 04/01/17 22:11:56] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's run by a mother and daughter with a specialism in more mature ladies. "Every man likes a slut" apparently.
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do they need any extra workers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love how funny and non judgemental this show is. Maybe it'll help take some of the stigma away for working girls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God as rough as you like no glamour there yikes |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I love how funny and non judgemental this show is. Maybe it'll help take some of the stigma away for working girls."
It sounds like Liza Tarbuck - always good for deadpan delivery.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watching interesting to say the least
X |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Motorhomes... when the van's a rockin'... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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YYYYYIKKKKEEEESSSSS |
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Its all very channel 4, touch gritty kitchen sink drama, nice ammount of down to earthyness.
I don't think the motorhome is what the lass was expecting either. And I can't see it working too well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interesting...custard anyone? |
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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago
Southampton |
Just stated watching it on c4+1 |
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"Interesting...custard anyone? "
I totally would! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting...custard anyone?
I totally would! "
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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago
Scarborough |
"i just can't believe whats happening for a fucking glory hole?" Marvelous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All I could think of was Max & Paddy when they bought the motor home |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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I hope this is on catch up.. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting...custard anyone?
I totally would! "
I didn't recognized you with the new pic...I thought you were a new poster until I looked at your profile  |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Twitter is funny
my favourite tweet was
In a pub somewhere in Sheffield, George has put down his pint & bag of scratchings & is currently getting high 5's
George turned up as no doubt another shameless bout of self promotion...to sell his website and books.
Look up George McCoy and you've got your answer as to why he was there.
Was he the guy in the cloth cap that went with the black Masseuse. I thought I recognised him from somewhere"
Urgh slimy horrible man.
He demands free punts and if you don't refuses to mention the parlor in his book at all. |
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