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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Occasionally I hear words that ring so true it stuns me, yesterday I heard this

"When two people live together, they can only be as happy as the unhappiest of the two"

This is why I'm sooooo happy to be single

What wise words ave struck a chord with you and made you realise something about your life and happiness?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The Road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom"

William Blake

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

'Dirty pants, clean botty'

Rik, The Young Ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never yuck someone else's yum...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

Cold feet, shit socks..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Man with hole in his pocket feel cocky all day" - Confucius

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them" - John Waters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only man who never does anything wrong,

Is a man who never does anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time enjoyed wasting

Isn't wasted time at all

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

silence is the most perfect expression of scorn....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"silence is the most perfect expression of scorn...."

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

not all who wander, are lost...

do or do not, there is no try..yoda

you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink....

youth, is wasted on the youth....

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This is your great moment of reality - the living flesh... these self-righteous saints who bleat 'All is illusion', they offer fewer alternatives to reality than half a wet dream."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always check your change before leaving the shop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you are gonna have half a wet dream, plump for the latter half.

Canis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my fav

man who go bed with itchy bum

wake up with stinky pinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No one can make you feel. You choose how to feel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Confucious he say, on economics, : Man who shits on weighbridge does business on large scale.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"No one can make you feel. You choose how to feel. "

very good

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Confucius, he say:

"Nail on board is not good as screw on bench."

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Be nice.

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That's it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Be nice.

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That's it"

My little old lady friend has a poster in her kitchen with the Buddha in the classic pose with the text:

"Buddha say, try not to be a cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a few I like but this one really changed my perception on life a bit

'A man who _iews the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of life'

I used to perceive change as a bad thing. People always say 'you've changed' as if it is a bad thing. I've since realised its not and I'm starting (and have) outgrown people.

I'm grateful for the different _iew I have on life now but at same time am a little sad I wasted time with my previous perception

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

The oldest philosophical truth, Heraclitus

"Everything changes"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The oldest philosophical truth, Heraclitus

"Everything changes" "

How come his name hasn't?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"No one can make you feel. You choose how to feel. "

so true x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poor handwriting is a sign of a clever person. The hand can't keep up with the mind apparently!!!! A consultant told me

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The oldest philosophical truth, Heraclitus

"Everything changes"

How come his name hasn't?

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It's now been written in the Latin alphabet :P

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Another great man:

"The unexamined life is not worth living"

Socrates

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Poor handwriting is a sign of a clever person. The hand can't keep up with the mind apparently!!!! A consultant told me "

Or a wanker.

So experience has taught me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

jesus loves you......everyone else thinks your a c*nt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knowledge dispels fear.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties."

Francis Bacon

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Another great man:

"The unexamined life is not worth living"

Socrates "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Poor handwriting is a sign of a clever person. The hand can't keep up with the mind apparently!!!! A consultant told me

Or a wanker.

So experience has taught me. "

thats normally from the drivel in the words not the handwriting in my expirence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The oldest philosophical truth, Heraclitus

"Everything changes"

How come his name hasn't?

It's now been written in the Latin alphabet :P"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDpKeiYxOU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another great man:

"The unexamined life is not worth living"

Socrates "

Any Seneca, i've forgotten all i learnt.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're all colour-blind?"

Bart Simpson

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The oldest philosophical truth, Heraclitus

"Everything changes"

How come his name hasn't?

It's now been written in the Latin alphabet :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDpKeiYxOU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7pVjl4Rrtc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A friend told me once when we were out to check how a man dances to gauge if he is good in bed!!! I don't think how he danced to the time warp was a good example though

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Common sense is often not as common as it should be.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It'll be alright in the end, and if it's not alright, it's not end.

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By *razedcatMan  over a year ago

London / Herts

"The ones who matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter"

Unless you're a serial killer, or something. Then everyone should mind.

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Confucious say never shake man hand who scratch sweaty ball.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you want to drive a snow plough for a living, make sure you live close to the depot

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather

On a serious note though the most mind blowing advice I ever heard was...

"people who talk about others to you, talk about you to others"

Never trust a secret to someone who tells you people's secrets.

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Don't monkey with another monkeys monkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"bring me sunshine..."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mornin sex is great...unless you share a cell with a big black man called bubba

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who's the biggest fool?

The fool or the fool who follows him?

Obi-wan kenobi

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"mornin sex is great...unless you share a cell with a big black man called bubba"

I'm guessing you share a cell with a little white man name Steve

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By *ll 4 herCouple  over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

"woman who fly upside down have crack up" Confucius

"play it nice and cool trig, nice and cool" Delboy

"he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy" Mrs Cohen

but seriously "Be kind to everyone on the way up; you'll meet the same people on the way down" Wilson Mizner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you are standing on the slippery banks of a river be careful you might get bounced suddenly from behind

W.T Pooh aka Edward Bear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To win in battle, know your enemies intentions

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.

Sun Tsu, The Art of War

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your head on the money your famous , when the monies on your head , get out of town !!

lol

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

You can discover more about a person in half an hour of play than in a year of conversation - Plato.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

"The masses are asses" - some talk show radio DJ.

And I agree

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The world is now too dangerous for anything less than utopia."

R. Buckmeister Fuller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In a moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing to do, the next best is the wrong thing to do but the worst thing to do is nothing.

Theodore roosevelt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth more than 100 on fab

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A bird in the hand is worth more than 100 on fab "

"10 in the hand is worth 1 in Kate Bush"

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

Albert Einstein

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Get busy living, or get busy dying - red, Shawshank Redemption.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The grass isnt always greener...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't waste money buying houses! Buy land they are not building anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is is, and Isn't isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be happy in death is a perfect way to show how good a life you've led

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always try to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.

Apologise if you are in the wrong, but never if you believe you are in the right.

It’s better to feel a bit foolish at times rather than to be a fool all the time.

And my favourite from Homer J Simpson "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If half your plans come off in battle, count it a success"

~ Napoleon

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'

Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't be a cunt."

The wisest words of them all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It ain't over til the fab lady cums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't make a silk pussy out of a pigs ear,

, though some of us try

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By *ordonBennettMan  over a year ago

dover

Before you criticise a man, first walk a mile in his shoes....

.....then when you do criticise him, he will be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

set your sights a bit lower and you'll avoid dissapointment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never mock a stupid dwarf.....it ain't big, and it ain't clever

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By *azLilyCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

You don't know the power of the dark side!

- Darth Vader

Do or do not. There is no try.

-Yoda

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Never mock a stupid dwarf.....it ain't big, and it ain't clever"

"A people who trade freedom for security deserve neither"

Ben Franklin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another great man:

"The unexamined life is not worth living"

Socrates "

That would depend on ones evaluation of purpose of one's life.

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By *nFairnessMan  over a year ago

The Four Corners

If the rivers run red, take the dirt track instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it looks too good to be true - it is.

Enjoy the simple things in life - like me.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

My favourites are:

"You have to look with better eyes than that" from the abyss

Those who mind don't matter and those who matter won't mind.

Better one true friend than many fairweather friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life x

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Life's a journey, not a destination... Aero Smith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Money doesn't talk. It swears.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It isn't the destination that matters but the journey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Money doesn't talk. It swears."

Fuck, shit buggar, there goes my purse again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My gran gave me 2 pearls of wisdom

What's for you won't go by you

Always leave them wanting more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around for a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right.

Henry Ford

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right.

Henry Ford"

Used to use that in my courses!

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

A pessimist is never disappointed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You 3 are a right pair if I ever saw 1

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right.

Henry Ford

Used to use that in my courses!"

And yet:

"Who knows what is possible until you attempt the impossible and succeed?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Never rub another man`s rhubarb"

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson)

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By *ngieandMrManCouple  over a year ago

hereford

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Never rub another man`s rhubarb"

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson)"

"Fine words butter no parsnips"

Emperor Augustus

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

A very old friend of mine said this to me many many years ago and I've kept it and lived by it ever sinse."everybody has a best friend" what that means is if you have something you don't want anybody knowing don't even tell your best friend because no dawt they have a best friend to and in turn they will have a best friend and so on and so on. Very wise words indead

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