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over a year ago
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A letter to your council complaining about something. If you have nothing to complain about can you ghost write one for me complaining about the public bins not being emptied and the amount of litter in the park. Not in an irate tone,more of a concerned resident. |
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"A letter to your council complaining about something. If you have nothing to complain about can you ghost write one for me complaining about the public bins not being emptied and the amount of litter in the park. Not in an irate tone,more of a concerned resident. "
Yeah, or a ridiculous letter to your local newspaper about some fictional outrage... see if you can get it printed |
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"Poetry please, it's such an under rated medium and since E L James wrote that 50 shades of drivel, everyone thinks they're an erotic novelist."
I write buckets of poetry, I've written more poems about oral sex than you could shake a stick at 
To be fair, I've been writing erotica since long before that tripe was published. |
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"Poetry please, it's such an under rated medium and since E L James wrote that 50 shades of drivel, everyone thinks they're an erotic novelist."
I think im the only person on earth who likes that drivel to be honest. A bit of trash now and again is good  |
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"Poetry please, it's such an under rated medium and since E L James wrote that 50 shades of drivel, everyone thinks they're an erotic novelist.
I write buckets of poetry, I've written more poems about oral sex than you could shake a stick at
To be fair, I've been writing erotica since long before that tripe was published."
Go on then..... no pressure  |
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"Poetry please, it's such an under rated medium and since E L James wrote that 50 shades of drivel, everyone thinks they're an erotic novelist.
I write buckets of poetry, I've written more poems about oral sex than you could shake a stick at
To be fair, I've been writing erotica since long before that tripe was published.
Go on then..... no pressure "
Actually I already have a story in the fantasy section |
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"Smutty poetry... OR... a full on little story about my first outdoor sexual fun?
I'm feeling creative  "
If it helps, "nothin' finer" rhymes with "vagina" and "has he seen us" rhymes with "massive penis"
My pleasure
Mr ddc |
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"Smutty poetry... OR... a full on little story about my first outdoor sexual fun?
I'm feeling creative
If it helps, "nothin' finer" rhymes with "vagina" and "has he seen us" rhymes with "massive penis"
My pleasure
Mr ddc"
I once rhymed eyes/thighs and grin/chin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is a young lady from Scarborough...
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Who went for a swim in the harbour.
An octopus leered, she thought "that's a bit weird",
He's hung like a candelabra.
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