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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ill have this same problem when i drive to cornwall friday night 
And have the flu grrrr not looking forward to 6 plus hours of driving.
Have a safe journey and have fun  |
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"Nope I am passenger! "
In that case I can only advise the following:
A) don't snore so loud the driver can't hear their favourite cd.
B) don't shout "That's the turning we want!", suddenly, without warning, and only as you pass it.
C) don't keep turning up the heating and
D) don't eat all the luxury chocolate biscuits
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Play what? "
You're in Barrow country.
Your first job is to look up Barrows, then look out for them, read up on that Barrow and tell your boss about that Barrow. It might even make you want to get out and have a look.
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Also:
E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.
F) don't drink all the water.
G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'
H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Also:
E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.
F) don't drink all the water.
G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'
H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.
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That was you two my mate passed on the motorway then? Big thumbs up from him as it made his journey less boring.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also:
E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.
F) don't drink all the water.
G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'
H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.
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Can I go on a car journey with you two?? |
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"Also:
E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.
F) don't drink all the water.
G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'
H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.
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Are all my little foibles going to be exposed for all to see today?! 
I know you're trying to distract me from sewing up my sundress. I'm worried my boobs will flop out in some Spanish church if I don't. 
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"Also:
E) when asked 'which way at the next roundabout?', don't say 'How should I know?", even though the atlas is open on your lap.
F) don't drink all the water.
G) when the warning light comes on, just as you get on the motorway, don't say 'funny, it did that last week too, but I just ignored it'
H) when relieving your boredom using your rabbit (may not apply to you OP), don't flail your legs around so wildly that you keep knocking the rear-view mirror.
Are all my little foibles going to be exposed for all to see today?!
I know you're trying to distract me from sewing up my sundress. I'm worried my boobs will flop out in some Spanish church if I don't.
Mrs DDC"
Can I just say that you two are hilarious! 
In a really good way!!  |
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Are all my little foibles going to be exposed for all to see today?!
I know you're trying to distract me from sewing up my sundress. I'm worried my boobs will flop out in some Spanish church if I don't.
Mrs DDC"
Oh-oh 
Er, no, not all. There are only 26 letters in the alphabet!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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play the pub game - take in turns as you pass apub to count legs - eg the lion - is 4 - the highwayman is 2 - one with the most legs at the end wins = worked with the kids  |
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"Only an hour to go. Can't come quick enough...... Said no one ever lol
Are we there yet?
I bet he didn't even bother to try and spot a Barrow.
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Pah!
Barrow, schmarrow.
Day after tomorrow: the 40,000 year old paintings of the cave of Altamira.
(Along with two bored teenagers saying "it doesn't even look like a bison", and the obligatory dad-joke of "how do you tell the difference between a buffalo and a bison?")
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