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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello chaps.
Do you suffer from tight foreskin?
Does Kojak have the wrong sized polo necked jumper?
I had a problem like this at one point and solved it myself.
Simply wash your fellow every time you have a wee.
Lay in a hot bath and gently pull back over the end and put your fingers in and stretch in all directions.
The hot water makes for elasticity, and so you will get better results. This will only work in less extreme cases. When Kojak accidently purchased his jumper from Mothercare, medical help may be needed.
So, if you cheese is building to ridiculous proportions, try the
Mr Nordy squid bit stretch programme, and within weeks you'll be bashing bishop in comfort.
Mr Nordy. Your foreskin is my concern.
Queries and suggestions welcome.      |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The mind boggles, I now have this image of a floppy foreskin with a knot in it "
It's not floppy at all, just back to normal, my foreskin has won many awards since it's comeback. |
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I suffered from this it's called paraphimosis and the skin got trapped behind my helmet and was literally choking my penis. Painful is a very mild way to say how sore this was and because the blood wasn't allowed to flow I was stuck with a hard on for over 9 hours which made it even more painful. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I suffered from this it's called paraphimosis and the skin got trapped behind my helmet and was literally choking my penis. Painful is a very mild way to say how sore this was and because the blood wasn't allowed to flow I was stuck with a hard on for over 9 hours which made it even more painful. "
That's the serious one, mine was just difficult to pull back, I take it you needed medical treatment? |
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Yes I did, unfortunately for me there was a group of trainee military doctors all wanting their penny worth and I had to suffer the indignity of about 5 different treatments which extended the diagnosis and eventual remedy of the problem. I'm still scarred by it today, and every time I get an erection I wonder if it'll ever go down |
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"Yes I did, unfortunately for me there was a group of trainee military doctors all wanting their penny worth and I had to suffer the indignity of about 5 different treatments which extended the diagnosis and eventual remedy of the problem. I'm still scarred by it today, and every time I get an erection I wonder if it'll ever go down "
Yikes! glad mine never came to that, poor willy deserves respect. |
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over a year ago
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I had this problem when I was younger until I was with an ex and she was very tight and where it was tight it snapped. Made me very light headed lol but now it's the most sensitive part and feels great when receiving oral |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suffered from this it's called paraphimosis and the skin got trapped behind my helmet and was literally choking my penis. Painful is a very mild way to say how sore this was and because the blood wasn't allowed to flow I was stuck with a hard on for over 9 hours which made it even more painful. "
Every man's dream a 9 hour hard on |
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"I had this problem when I was younger until I was with an ex and she was very tight and where it was tight it snapped. Made me very light headed lol but now it's the most sensitive part and feels great when receiving oral"
Not sure whether to feel glad for you mate, " snapped", yow!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had this problem when I was younger until I was with an ex and she was very tight and where it was tight it snapped. Made me very light headed lol but now it's the most sensitive part and feels great when receiving oral
Not sure whether to feel glad for you mate, " snapped", yow! "
Honestly best thing that could have happened. Sex is so much more sensational now |
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"I had this problem when I was younger until I was with an ex and she was very tight and where it was tight it snapped. Made me very light headed lol but now it's the most sensitive part and feels great when receiving oral
Not sure whether to feel glad for you mate, " snapped", yow!
Honestly best thing that could have happened. Sex is so much more sensational now "
In that case, I'm glad for you sir. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does it go over your head now??
Beautifully, you wouldn't give it credence, the relief 
In fact, his foreskin is now so big it's been re-named a fiveskin! "
OMG I didn't stretch it that much, lol |
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