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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?"
J2o please. Don't care what flavour, surprise me. No glitter and no ice though, I don't do penguins pooh.
Cheers. One for yourself?
It's quiet in here, have you only just opened up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?
J2o please. Don't care what flavour, surprise me. No glitter and no ice though, I don't do penguins pooh.
Cheers. One for yourself?
It's quiet in here, have you only just opened up?"
You mean you don't want a umbrellllllla |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?
J2o please. Don't care what flavour, surprise me. No glitter and no ice though, I don't do penguins pooh.
Cheers. One for yourself?
It's quiet in here, have you only just opened up?
You mean you don't want a umbrellllllla "
No ta, I'll only end up poking my eye out with the damn thing.
Again...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?
Large Rioja please and a few dry roasted nuts please
One of my fave Vin rouge..dry roasted at end of bar "
No chance, I want my own! Not eating someone else's pissy bits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pull up a bar stool. .what's ya poison?
Large Rioja please and a few dry roasted nuts please
One of my fave Vin rouge..dry roasted at end of bar
No chance, I want my own! Not eating someone else's pissy bits "
No piss bits in my bar..I dont have ocd for nowt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over
Strong one on its way"
Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over
Strong one on its way
Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing "
Brace yaself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont eat the nuts at the end of the bar. Who knows where everyones hands have been"
SEEE!!
He knows! Slide me down a sealed bag- hell, have one for yourself!
Pristine nuts Only please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dont eat the nuts at the end of the bar. Who knows where everyones hands have been
SEEE!!
He knows! Slide me down a sealed bag- hell, have one for yourself!
Pristine nuts Only please! "
I will have you know my nuts are in mint condition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over
Strong one on its way
Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing
Brace yaself "
Braced, positioned and can I join DJ in a white Russian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.
And a drink? nah. Maybe later
Pfft lightweight" oh go on then. A couple of yer large ones and a pint of tetleys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big strong one please, I am in need, I'll be in the bath if someone would care to pass it over
Strong one on its way
Thanks lovely, sling owt my way now, I am ready and willing
Brace yaself
Braced, positioned and can I join DJ in a white Russian "
You sure can...bottoms up..Ohh already there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh yeah your avatar has just reminded me. Could I have a couple of large ones please.
And a drink? nah. Maybe later
Pfft lightweight oh go on then. A couple of yer large ones and a pint of tetleys "
Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have nuts
Are they honey roast or salty?
I'd say second hand used ones the proof is in the tasting
Ahhhh that old one liner " I know. It's never ever worked. Hence the single guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have nuts
Are they honey roast or salty?
I'd say second hand used ones the proof is in the tasting
Ahhhh that old one liner I know. It's never ever worked. Hence the single guy "
So change the patter then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*
Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*
Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel "
Woman remove the white bag from my bar...pffft....look at my leather bar stool now bloody orange as...where's the bouncer wen ya need him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the meantime another Rioja please OP- can't fly on one wing!
And one for yourself, whats your poison??"
Leaving bottle on the bar so help yaself....tonite me thinks I may partake in a mojito ty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*
Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel
Woman remove the white bag from my bar...pffft....look at my leather bar stool now bloody orange as...where's the bouncer wen ya need him "
You're just jel cos my my hair is bigger than yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*totters in on me white stilettos,plonks my white handbag on the bar*
Pina colada with a garnish of pineapple chunks and glacé cherries,an umbrella,a sparkler and a big straw to suck it up with please. I'm in full on Essex girl mode tonight. Sorry about the fake tan on your bathroom hand towel
Woman remove the white bag from my bar...pffft....look at my leather bar stool now bloody orange as...where's the bouncer wen ya need him
You're just jel cos my my hair is bigger than yours "
Nah ya tans better....now move along young lady |
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