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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
She's single.... She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get d*unk, and get laid tonight! Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??
Being a senior citizen, really sucks! |
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. Grrrr