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When people say they are like an animal in sex I can't help thinking which animal ?
I bet most of you are like that squealing tortoise on you tube trying to hump a plastic croc sandal.
So.... C'mon what animal are you in and out of sex...
If you don't tell ...... I hope your next meet is a black widow :P |
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I have actually been told by an ex that I growled and was really rough during sessions on several occasions where I'd completely let go of my inhibitions, I only vaguely remember this, but yes, I had pretty much reverted into a very primal state |
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over a year ago
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Out of sex, I'm a lost puppy, you know the kind that follows people around with big floppy paws that are too big and huge eyes looking for food and games |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x"
a race of egg and spoons? |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x
a race of egg and spoons?"
Not an animal but I'll take it. XD |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x
a race of egg and spoons?
Not an animal but I'll take it. XD"
A lazy turtle. |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x
a race of egg and spoons?
Not an animal but I'll take it. XD
A lazy turtle."
Never seen a turtle spoon? |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x
a race of egg and spoons?
Not an animal but I'll take it. XD
A lazy turtle.
Never seen a turtle spoon?"
Eat the soup out of the shell :p |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x
a race of egg and spoons?
Not an animal but I'll take it. XD
A lazy turtle.
Never seen a turtle spoon?"
It could happen  |
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"Don't know, what waddles, has awkward sex, whinces when it comes to moving/turning over and mainly spoons because neither can really go on top?
- Amy. x
a race of egg and spoons?
Not an animal but I'll take it. XD
A lazy turtle.
Never seen a turtle spoon?
It could happen "
I've seen a soup spoon ...... |
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"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think 
Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart"
Well, I do have red hair, so ill go with that  |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol 
Panther then surely? "
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol"
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther |
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"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think
Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart
Well, I do have red hair, so ill go with that "
There's a video of baby ones playing on YouTube if you don't go "squeeeee" over the cuteness you're not human I'm afraid |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther "
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol |
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"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think
A koanda or a panola "
Koanda, panola sounds like food, im not that edible lol |
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"I was going to say a koala, because im cuddly, but also shy like the panda, so a bit of both I think
Red panda!!!!! Cueatst things on eart
Well, I do have red hair, so ill go with that
There's a video of baby ones playing on YouTube if you don't go "squeeeee" over the cuteness you're not human I'm afraid"
Id definately go "squeeee", saw a glimpse of a red panda once at a wildlife park, then it was gone |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol "
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay. |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay. "
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"This thread has has me in stitches.. really funny!
Id say my animal would be a dog as i growl and have been known to bark "
Known plenty of dogs 
And once met a fox that turned into a dragon  |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X"
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then. |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then."
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.  |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor. "
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx"
What about Lynx?
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
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Cock measuring device |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
Cock measuring device"
Surely that would be dangerous |
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"This thread has has me in stitches.. really funny!
Id say my animal would be a dog as i growl and have been known to bark
Known plenty of dogs
And once met a fox that turned into a dragon "
i knew a fox once...turned into a snake |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
Cock measuring device
Surely that would be dangerous "
Only with a lit fag in your hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
Cock measuring device
Surely that would be dangerous
Only with a lit fag in your hand"
Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
Cock measuring device
Surely that would be dangerous
Only with a lit fag in your hand
Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand"
No a beagle |
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"See what I mean Grannycrumpet, it`s all gone to pot now, bet it`s my fault again, sorry "
Yeah it's your fault. We were doing really heavy research the rest of us and now we'll never be published !
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
Cock measuring device
Surely that would be dangerous
Only with a lit fag in your hand
Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand
No a beagle "
Oh, a copper then being Snoopy and all
Caution; post may contain terrible humour |
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"Jaguar, relaxed and seductive, but not covered in spots,lol
Panther then surely?
Jaguar is a panther, and they occasionally come in black, but not white,lol
I think he was referring to the 'spots'
That'd make you a leopard.
A jag sans spots is a panther
Sorry for being boring,lol there are black leopards and jaguars, and both have spots, but are difficult to see because of the black coat, hope I`m not taking this thread into another area. again lol
I did a long answer to this but changed page to speak to someone and poof....... I lost my long answer... so ...
Okay.
X
Cougar , Puma, So ... what's going on there then.
The Puma has a large range, from Canada toy the south of chile, so different names are used in different areas, including Mountain Lion in parts of the US. When I was about 17 there was an add in the exchange and mart for puma cubs, £400 each, wonder if they ended up on Bodmin moor.
lynx
What about Lynx?
Cock measuring device
Surely that would be dangerous
Only with a lit fag in your hand
Are you a builder? Measuring with a fag in your hand
No a beagle
Oh, a copper then being Snoopy and all
Caution; post may contain terrible humour"
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"See what I mean Grannycrumpet, it`s all gone to pot now, bet it`s my fault again, sorry
Yeah it's your fault. We were doing really heavy research the rest of us and now we'll never be published !
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