Apparently he has Massive fantasy of meeting in a sauna and fucking, who is up for it at the gym? So a lady in a leotard, slightly glowing Frome her exertions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taff: To have Bjork sing Icelandic lullabies to him whilst she gives him a "massage" in a volcanic hot spring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taff: To have Bjork sing Icelandic lullabies to him whilst she gives him a "massage" in a volcanic hot spring."

Mr PB, th to have 10 naked women licking, sucking & devouring his body.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be covered tits to toe in marmite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be teased and tempted by a pixie with a burger van and a great sense of humor and hot body

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

This one can only achieve orgasm when tied naked to a tree and masturbated with plastic bags

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Easyjet to Australia with the Dagenham Girl Pipers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be spanked by women dressed as penguins

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Likes to shit on his partners whilst dressed as Mr Whippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wants to be fucked in the ear whilst bert calls for albert to fetch the dentastix so bert can go loco moco on his penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wants to be fucked in the ear whilst bert calls for albert to fetch the dentastix so bert can go loco moco on his penis. "

Would like to have sex with Banksy or a Crocodile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wants to felch politician Mo Mowlam while astrologer Russell Grant films it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wants to be fucked in the ear whilst bert calls for albert to fetch the dentastix so bert can go loco moco on his penis.

Would like to have sex with Banksy or a Crocodile "

Banksy would 100% get it, not going to lie. Definitely!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Gets off on a partner wearing a Margaret Thatcher mask, pref one of those all-over latex jobs... the smell is... just...

*cums*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets off on a partner wearing a Margaret Thatcher mask, pref one of those all-over latex jobs... the smell is... just...

*cums*"

Would like to have sex with a character from a Marcel Pagnol book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just generally cums at the sight of lord sugar wearing green thongs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Abused and used by a couple while i'm blindfolded and cuffed

))

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Abused and used by a couple while i'm blindfolded and cuffed

))"

Granted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Abused and used by a couple while i'm blindfolded and cuffed

))"

Following a recent thread... Be the main man in a 50 girl gush fest!!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I reckon Diamondjoe would like sharing a spitroast with an MF couple. Only she'd be the one wielding a strap-on.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I reckon Diamondjoe would like sharing a spitroast with an MF couple. Only she'd be the one wielding a strap-on."

Mmmmmmmmmmm... nah.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I reckon Diamondjoe would like sharing a spitroast with an MF couple. Only she'd be the one wielding a strap-on.

Mmmmmmmmmmm... nah. "

You, on the other hand, get off on totally anonymous sex

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I reckon Diamondjoe would like sharing a spitroast with an MF couple. Only she'd be the one wielding a strap-on.

Mmmmmmmmmmm... nah.

You, on the other hand, get off on totally anonymous sex "

Pseudonymous rather than anonymous, dear boy.

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