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Tesco are keeping the machines, but replacing the voice with a "more friendly, less talkative man"
http://youtu.be/MI1Lr08LDps
Seems the woman was too bossy 
Source http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33719909/tesco-ditches-unexpected-item-in-bagging-area-at-self-service-checkouts |
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I listened to both voices.
It's not the gender that matters.
Tesco have changed the WORDS and that's a good thing.
It's gone from being imperative to quite friendly.
I know I know the blokes voice.
Anyone know who it is ? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"An artist called Andy Turvey is claiming to be it, but Tesco didn't confirm
It is him though. I checked his own website and listened to him.
He's a voice over artist it seems."
Now I am not a feminist in any way shape or form, but they could have changed the words and kept the womans voice. Even a woman would ave sounded less bossy with the words changed |
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over a year ago
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"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her."
Mine is a bitch too
I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.
Mine is a bitch too
I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger"
 ....as in the wrong way with cars coming towards or just the wrong direction   |
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"An artist called Andy Turvey is claiming to be it, but Tesco didn't confirm
It is him though. I checked his own website and listened to him.
He's a voice over artist it seems.
Now I am not a feminist in any way shape or form, but they could have changed the words and kept the womans voice. Even a woman would ave sounded less bossy with the words changed"
His voice is softer though.
She used to be in Eastenders apparently. I never knew that !
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"My inner child still hears 'Please insert your cock into the chip and pin device' when it's time to pay.
Is it flat and thin? if not you will be in trouble."
I suspect that if I whopped my cock out in a busy supermarket, it probably would soon be flat and thin. |
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"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.
Mine is a bitch too
I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger
....as in the wrong way with cars coming towards or just the wrong direction "
Wrong direction
I drove past the same service station I'd just eaten at about 3 times
I use my phone now instead,much friendlier to me! |
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"They should change my sat navs voice too, she is a right bitch, I am sure her voice goes louder the more I ignore her.
Mine is a bitch too
I hate her and she knows it,then she sends me the wrong way up the M6 ......I'm sure I could hear her snigger"
Mine was determined to send me past a no entry sign . In the end I let her !
Suddenly, a police wiggly finger beckoned me over. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"My inner child still hears 'Please insert your cock into the chip and pin device' when it's time to pay.
Is it flat and thin? if not you will be in trouble.
I suspect that if I whopped my cock out in a busy supermarket, it probably would soon be flat and thin."
...I suspect you would be right |
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I prefer a human checkout. ....but...but..
Why oh why do they have to make more of a 'connection' now? The trite phrasing from a training manual does my bounce in....just scan my shopping and let me get out of there
Does a spotty 17 year old REALLY want to know my plans for the evening? REALLY?
* not all 17 year olds are spotty but you get the drift. ... |
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"I prefer a human checkout. ....but...but..
Why oh why do they have to make more of a 'connection' now? The trite phrasing from a training manual does my bounce in....just scan my shopping and let me get out of there
Does a spotty 17 year old REALLY want to know my plans for the evening? REALLY?
* not all 17 year olds are spotty but you get the drift. ..."
Oh I like that. They scan 20 chappie tins and say ..... 'Have you got a dog?' ...... I would LOVE to reply but I smile and say yes. .... |
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The tone of the voice was a social experiment in compliance.
personally i only used the bossy self service check outs as its the closest ill ever get to playing sub  |
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"I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines.
Like Russians for a beetroot.
I'd definitely never queue for beetroot! "
Fussy fussy ......... would a cucumber have any use ? |
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"I'd rather queue round the block for a human than use one of those stupid machines.
Like Russians for a beetroot.
I'd definitely never queue for beetroot!
Fussy fussy ......... would a cucumber have any use ?"
Nope... I like the smell but not the taste.
Beyond fussy! |
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