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Just random but strangest place you have woken up x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i once woke up in a skip after a d*unken night out ....I climbed in as there was what I thought was a decent bike for one of the kids in there .Then sadly I could not work out how to get out and when I did sober up after waking up bike was crap anyway ...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate had to climb down a manhole cover to wake me up. we were walking home pissed as can be. I didn't see the open hole. Apparently I just took a step, fell Into the sewer and promptly curled up and started snoring! I knew nothing about it until my (now ex) wife started complaining about the stink from my clothes the next day. |
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In a dodgem car after being out on the piss. It had been raining and I couldn't be arsed to walk the 4 miles home. The ride's operator was quite shocked when he opened the tarpaulin covering in the morning 
I ached like fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Up a tree. Apparently we had short cut through the park, had a competition to see who could climb a tree, I then couldn't climb down, but mates had wandered, so I fell asleep. Woke up a few hours later as it started getting light, I was only 6 feet up!   |
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By *ephistoCouple
over a year ago
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Passed out on a d*unken 3 mile walk and found myself suspended from some bushes twice. Don't know how long I was out, but luck was on my side as I blanked out for the last half mile and made it home using the "Force". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've woken up in a Japanese bus shelter, a Russian nightclub toilet, a field in the middle of nowhere, a doorway in London, lost count of the number of strange beds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a Gay bar under a table on my knees arse in the air and so pissed I forgot my name!
Got a lift home from the female bouncer who was three inch taller than me at least a stone (14lbs in old English) heavier.
She had much better tattoo's than most my mates and apart from a fair scar on her left cheek (where her girlfriends ex husband tried to glass her!) she was very pretty.
Her name was Sandy from Wakefield area and I used to pop in and chat with her when I did the doors myslf later on. |
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luckily I was on my own. 
