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Manchester, Police everywhere, SKY NEWS!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A huge cheese market has collapsed!

There's da brie everywhere, kids throwing cheddar, not very mature in my opinion. A pony has been killed, cheese have had to string a mascaponie to the scene, sad cheese in manchester this evening reports say they're looking very blue. Cheese addicts throughout the country are swarming like flies to the site although the cases are only mild. The market holder said he cant believe it, he had grater plans.

THE QUEEN IS EVEN INVOLVED! SHE'S RELEASED A STATEMENT! "HOW DAIRY".

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

This story grated on me.

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By *allyandJonCouple over a year ago

manchester

Makes you want to move to philadelphia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This story grated on me."
really made me melt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just when I thought I'd done my gratest.

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Just reminded me that I caught a whiff of cheddar on the way home from work tonight, really did pong.

Him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know how much longer I camembert it.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wensley Dale will be relieved it's not a house to house search.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no one hear the alarms go off as they were only baby bells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahaha laugh out loud thread...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/07/15 23:02:28]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Edam! Whats going on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if the queen is wearing a cheeeese grater

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

I think the OP should be in emMENTAL home after starting this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You cheddar believe it, this ched is not very mature.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

the red Leicester said about this thread the better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cottage anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this in the dairy mail too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

say cheese

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By *ilberryMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Such a hot story, it'll end up on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The cheese are saying there is blue bells ringing everywhere and we should remain Stilton

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Welsh police commissioner advises people to approach Caerphilly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^^^^^^^

You are ALL crackers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"^^^^^^^

You are ALL crackers!

Aye, i'll get my top hat and tails on, as we're putting on the Ritz.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"^^^^^^^

You are ALL crackers!

Aye, i'll get my top hat and tails on, as we're putting on the Ritz. "

Now now, don't take the brie

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Stop wineing about it, I'm sure there's merlot to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What did Mr cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected a dress for his fat wife. That won't feta.

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